Seamau5
@seamau5.bsky.social
I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me
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Seamau5
@seamau5.bsky.social
· Jan 9
My best follower is my wife. The rest of you could learn a thing or two from her.
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The concept of him flying never comes up before this.
There is never any "maybe his ears are so big he could fly!" at the beginning of the movie.
It only happens at the very end because he somehow ended up in a tree after a late night bender with a mouse and they're like "how'd he get up here?"
There is never any "maybe his ears are so big he could fly!" at the beginning of the movie.
It only happens at the very end because he somehow ended up in a tree after a late night bender with a mouse and they're like "how'd he get up here?"
Yo I just watched Dumbo and all the flying stuff only happens in the last 10 minutes!
Gets the feather > flies with it > loses the feather > flies anyway > end of movie
10 minutes!
I thought it was like half the movie at least! wtf
Gets the feather > flies with it > loses the feather > flies anyway > end of movie
10 minutes!
I thought it was like half the movie at least! wtf
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The concept of him flying never comes up before this.
There is never any "maybe his ears are so big he could fly!" at the beginning of the movie.
It only happens at the very end because he somehow ended up in a tree after a late night bender with a mouse and they're like "how'd he get up here?"
There is never any "maybe his ears are so big he could fly!" at the beginning of the movie.
It only happens at the very end because he somehow ended up in a tree after a late night bender with a mouse and they're like "how'd he get up here?"
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Misha Collins says that its 'Ok to be bisexual or to pretend to be bisexual'
"Everyone does it"
(Source: tinyurl.com/s46zk3xr)
"Everyone does it"
(Source: tinyurl.com/s46zk3xr)
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Misha Collins says that its 'Ok to be bisexual or to pretend to be bisexual'
"Everyone does it"
(Source: tinyurl.com/s46zk3xr)
"Everyone does it"
(Source: tinyurl.com/s46zk3xr)
she smoked thru gravy?????? when she says loaded with gravy she meant instead of water?????????
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
she smoked thru gravy?????? when she says loaded with gravy she meant instead of water?????????
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Cover art I did for Adventure Time #10, out in February 2026 from Oni Press
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Cover art I did for Adventure Time #10, out in February 2026 from Oni Press
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I’ve decided that the only person I want to interview Sam Altman is Ziwe
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’ve decided that the only person I want to interview Sam Altman is Ziwe
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They're stealing my bit
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
They're stealing my bit
this is why i stopped freelancing
I try to be honest with people who ask me about what it’s like to be a freelancer. While there’s lots of benefits to it, there’s also things that make it hard.
What are some things you hate about freelancing? #freelancing
What are some things you hate about freelancing? #freelancing
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
this is why i stopped freelancing
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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Job where they pay you to hang out in your kitchen and eat stuffing out of the pan
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Job where they pay you to hang out in your kitchen and eat stuffing out of the pan
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one goku vs frieza 4k upscaled fight compilation after another
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
one goku vs frieza 4k upscaled fight compilation after another
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Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
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Just a heads up, but if you are at the point of authoritarian consolidation where the fascist paramilitary troops are destroying security cameras and evidence of their crimes, not just publicly, but in court as well, you are far past the point where this ends peacefully
If ICE has nothing to hide from its raid in San Antonio, why did they smash security cameras?
If authorities are so sure they arrested 51 members of Tren de Aragua, why can’t they offer proof? www.kens5.com/article/news...
If authorities are so sure they arrested 51 members of Tren de Aragua, why can’t they offer proof? www.kens5.com/article/news...
The latest: 51 of 143 detained in major San Antonio raid are Tren de Aragua members, FBI says
The Nov. 16 raid in the area of San Pedro and Basse was the result of an investigation into a drug dealer, according to records.
www.kens5.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just a heads up, but if you are at the point of authoritarian consolidation where the fascist paramilitary troops are destroying security cameras and evidence of their crimes, not just publicly, but in court as well, you are far past the point where this ends peacefully
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Lifehack! Putting the king in checkmate (checkered mate) by cutting off all avenues of escape can win you the game
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lifehack! Putting the king in checkmate (checkered mate) by cutting off all avenues of escape can win you the game
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If your presidential platform doesn't include "I will on day one have Noem arrested and prosecuted" then I will not vote for you, and if no candidate takes this position then I will not be voting
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If your presidential platform doesn't include "I will on day one have Noem arrested and prosecuted" then I will not vote for you, and if no candidate takes this position then I will not be voting
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[after wiping my ass]
this shit does NOT look good on paper
this shit does NOT look good on paper
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
[after wiping my ass]
this shit does NOT look good on paper
this shit does NOT look good on paper
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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Two of Wings
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🖼️ Prints
www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv...
🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck
helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
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🖼️ Prints
www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv...
🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck
helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Two of Wings
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🖼️ Prints
www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv...
🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck
helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
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🖼️ Prints
www.inprnt.com/gallery/helv...
🃏 The Wormsong Oracle Deck
helveticablanc.bigcartel.com
I used to dream of making gig posters for my favorite comedians as an excuse to meet and talk with them ... now I fantasize about playing magic the gathering with them ... feels way more likely
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I used to dream of making gig posters for my favorite comedians as an excuse to meet and talk with them ... now I fantasize about playing magic the gathering with them ... feels way more likely
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Some of you didn't become obsessed with Ringo Starr from watching Shining Time Station when you were 3 and it shows
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Some of you didn't become obsessed with Ringo Starr from watching Shining Time Station when you were 3 and it shows
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Computer, Milano, skateboard sized
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Computer, Milano, skateboard sized
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From the Archives
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November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
From the Archives
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Its friday night baby lets get to slurping
March 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Its friday night baby lets get to slurping