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Seamau5
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I used to be a graphic designer but then AI replaced me

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older than ICE

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seamau5.bsky.social
she smoked thru gravy?????? when she says loaded with gravy she meant instead of water?????????
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
got read to absolute filth by Chris @plante.bsky.social on the latest episode of The Beasties - “dont worry, we got you covered, we can tell you what to say at the cocktail parties your going to”
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
Mommy Elesh in my phryexian kindred
Elesh Norn, Mother Of Machines - Vigiliance - If A permanent entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time. Permanents entering the battlefield don't cause abilities of permanents your opponents control to trigger.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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my family discord was talking about Rosalia so I had to send them the link to this
Do I find the listening experience of “Lux” to be “challenging?” No. I guess it’s challenging in the way that looking at the Northern Lights is challenging, the way that experiencing something obviously beautiful challenges you to marshal your sentiments into a maximally appropriate arrangement, lest ye squander the opportunity. But I have a “replay” button, so I can take pretty much unlimited shots at it. Plus, I’m a Björk fan. I bootcamped my eardrums with “Utopia.” Your little flamenco claps fall upon me as the pleasant patter of a cloudless summer rain, Rosalía.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
less than 24 hrs from not knowing what kerning even is, to developing The Curse. there is no known cure. pray for the graphic designers in your life that carry this heavy burden.
screenshot of @dieworkwear, dated 11/11/25, 9:59 PM : quoting a post of someone explaining kerning, Derek admits that he was previously unaware kerning of it but "once you see [it], it becomes very obvious" screenshot from 11/11/25, 10:44 PM : "crazy how much this bugs me now that someone pointed it out. if i worked at the white house, i would find this ugly, but not as annoying as i do now. ignorance is really bliss bc they more you learn, the more you just walk around thinking "collar gap" and "kerning is off."" --- [the beginnings of the curse are already present and may be beyond treatment] screenshot of @dieworkwear, dated 11/12/25, 6:54 PM : "we need a department of kerning" --- [the kerning curse, instantly recognizable to any graphic designer, has fully taken over]
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
... its so beautiful 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
anyone ever think about how Ukraine stormed the palace of their Russian-funded corrupt autocrat? only to find that the dictator had fled the country?
And then just as it seemed the people would finally be in charge of their own country Russia invaded them?
screenshot from Wikipedia, "Revolution Of Dignity". Pictures of crowds of protests filling the street, Ukrainian flags are visible. screenshot of USA Today article: Former Ukrainian president’s estate is now a museum of corruption David BaratzUSA TODAY A staircase winds up in a view of a room inside President Viktor Yanukovych's Mezhyhirya estate, which was abandoned by security, on Feb. 26, 2014 in Kiev, Ukraine. A staircase winds up in a view of a room inside President Viktor Yanukovych's Mezhyhirya estate, which was abandoned by security, on Feb. 26, 2014 in Kiev, Ukraine. Jeff J Mitchell, Getty Images
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
when you don't realize you are replying to one of the original creators of the Xbox:
someone replying to op: when xbox team presented their early design, Bill gates threw a fit b/c it wasnt going to run windows so MS couldnt push MSIE, MSN, Office, etc. It took a lot of effort and probably some exec with cojones to convince Bill Gates to greenlight the project. Apparetnly those folks are gone. OP, one of the original creators of the XBOX: interesting. tell me more about these early Xbox meetings.
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
happy #wetwetwednesday to all who celebrate! today my wife made an amazing onion gravy for a spooky chicken pie!
uncooked chicken pie with a jackolantern face for vents a golden crispy cooked chicken pie
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I am begging democrats to learn ONE (1) lesson from history
dr Manhattan meme from watchmen, edited to say: It is 1973. Democrats are prolonging a war in Vietnam to appeal to conservative voters, only to loose the election to a Republican that would end the war. / It is 2015. Democrats are prolonging a war in Afghanistan to appeal to conservative voters, only to loose the election to a Republican that would end the war. / It is 2024. Democrats are prolonging a war in Palestine to appeal to conservative voters, only to loose the election to a Republican that would end the war.
October 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
we needed this
“LA when it rains meme” of a shirtless person, arms held out wide in celebration, screaming joyfully into a bed of roses - but photoshopped to say “… when angel city wins”
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
we needed this #ACFC #NWSL
“LA when it rains” meme of a shirtless person, arms held out in celebration, joyfully screaming into a bed of roses- except photoshopped to say “… when Angel City wins”
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
watching june diane raphael in weapons like
meme of lucile bluth saying “good for her”
October 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
tonight we all came together
October 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
how am i supposed to just go back to regular life after this
October 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
stop showing me the video of the guy playing the imperial march at the troops. playing one of the most bad ass songs ever is not owning anyone. so many people unironically like the empire, disney sells so much merch for storm troopers. galaxy’s edge is a psy op to get americans used to being harassed by cops
September 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
the french stormed versailes
September 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
ok after reading some more criticism, it looks like 1630 gave $45K to Omidyar (who Lorenz only started working for 2 in July 2025) in 2022, so they could be telling the truth when they say they currently "receive no funding" from them.
Sixteen-Thirty-Fund-2022-Public-Disclosure-Copy.pdf Showing 45K to Omidyar, amidst countless other orgs. https://www.sixteenthirtyfund.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Sixteen-Thirty-Fund-2022-Public-Disclosure-Copy.pdf?utm_source=chatgpt.com statement from Omidyar Network: "Omidyar Network receives no funding for the Reporters in Residence program via The Sixteen Thirty Fund or any other outside sources"
August 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
randomly found a thread from when HBO's Watchmen was still airing, and it is really funny to see so many people so confidently say "there is no way Cal is Dr. Manahattan" having their wrongness immortalized

www.reddit.com/r/Watchmen/c...
August 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
boss: hey what did you decide for the catering menu for our 100 person event?
me more excited than I've been at my job in months:
screenshot of Jacob Wysocki from the episode of Parlour Room where he is asked what his favorite snack is and he responds with 0 hesitation right to the camera, "100 burgers"
August 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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THATS where he got the expression from
I’m rereading Homestuck, and i found a part where John, referring to Nanasprite, says the phrase “ghost cookies” Alex Turner of Arctic Monkeys, from his infamous “Ghost Cookies” story, please google it if you havent seen it, even if you have no idea who Alex Turner is
August 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
Post your dream ride
the Peel P50, a post WWII era English made car. Due to national metal shortages, it was designed so small that it barely fits 1 adult and is light enough to be carried. You may not like it, but this is what peak automotive performance looks like.
August 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
seamau5.bsky.social
I ELONGATED MY LEFT TOE
alex turner in a red turtle nexk singing into a vintage mic+cassette wearing b
August 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
seamau5.bsky.social
putting on the glasses from They Live and watching the news like
art from Phyrexian Arena: showing little monsters fighting each other surrounded by a cheering crowd of monsters and 1 giant monster looming over it all art from Mandrake, Glory Dominus: hundreds of tiny figures walking on floating pathways towards a giant fucked up monster floating over an abyss art from Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor: a crowd of people bowing in submission before an evil looking, skeletal monster, who raises his claw over them amidst a tempest of swirling, fiery energy art from Elesh Norn: A demon dressed in well tailored robes lords over a swarm of dead-looking figures, sculpture like warriors, frozen in the throws of battle or death, all centered around her. She looks so fucking pleased with herself.
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM