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SchmoJo
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Under-compensated valet for two very silly dogs; digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune.
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I was thinking “why would Bill be going to the mat for this” and then it got to the part where he uses it to try to excuse the church’s sex abuse scandal and everything clicked
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Donald Trump also pardoned another January 6th rioter this morning before heading out to golf—this time for a firearm conviction completely unrelated to the Capitol attack.

Glad to see him so focused on affordability!
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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You know it’s a good nickname when you have to explain it.

“Lightweight Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Brown (Green grass turns Brown when it begins to ROT!)…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Another tl cleanse.

Guessing this was a promotional video, and the mix is a bit thin. But dig that bass, baby.

Back when we had lead in our gas and guys played flutes. Murica!
Firefall Strange Way original official studio video
YouTube video by Captiv8
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I have 2 old dogs. Took 'em down the side of the garage toward the back lot for some walkies & they were ecstatic. Crunchy leaves! Crunchy leaves!

Based on previous 24 hr news channel bits, this is my moment. Tonight, I have truly become a President.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Is it just me, or is it really dark already? Fuckin time changes, man.

Now I have a song stuck in my head. I'll bet you do, too. You're welcome.
Al Stewart - Time passages ( Live performance ) 1978
YouTube video by Costa Rica Retro Y Mas.
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
tel cleanse?
The Hives - Tick Tick Boom at Reading 2014
YouTube video by BBC
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I know, I know... he kept himself out of it, for the most part.

It's Jerry and Nancy. Enjoy!
Jerry Cantrell, Nancy Wilson and Sammy Hagar performing "Brother"
YouTube video by mcava
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
tl cleanse?
Faith No More - We Care a Lot (Official Music Video) [4K]
YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I like this guy's enthusiasm.
40-Yr Contractor Learns Japanese House Construction
YouTube video by Essential Craftsman
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Trump seems to have forgotten his line that the Epstein files are a "hoax"...
This may be Trump's perfect social media post. A true work of art. He confirms:

✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.

Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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A WHAT?!
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
12 pack in the fridge. Headphones are charged.

It's Friday, good people; let us commence to celebrating!

(Hang tight... need to update my ToDo list for next week at work. It is to sigh...)
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Who would've guessed that "the Mark of the Beast" would wind up being just a clot of cheap spray-tan goo.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Trump is now in that stage of dementia where he’s locked himself inside his house while blasting phantom of the opera music at the imaginary people outside
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Men will literally invade Venezuela instead of releasing the Epstein files
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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JD Vance: “I’m a Grok guy.”

Grok: “I’m an Adolf guy”
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
gonna start a podcast where I complain about my personal hardships and call it "Ugh Life".
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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He can call it a hoax all he wants. The Epstein files are sticking to Trump like a bad rash that he will never get rid of.

This is brilliant 🏆
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Speak Truth....
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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No, JD, it's because your vulture capitalist buddies are buying up all the properties, YOU FUCKING MENDACIOUS GHOUL!
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Indiana University, which has now been subordinated to the direct control of the Indiana GOP, announces that criticism of the MAGA movement and doctrines of the GOP is forbidden. An instructor is dismissed for speaking critical words about the MAGA movement.
Indiana Professor Removed From Class Over White Supremacy Lesson
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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America is a multi-level marketing scheme that keeps changing the bonus metrics.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM