SchmoJo
@scojo.bsky.social
Under-compensated valet for two very silly dogs; digital solutions designer, pretend musician, disciple of the absurd, black belt in jejune.
In these troubled times, you can always count on YouTube for the most relevant, insightful hang on...
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
In these troubled times, you can always count on YouTube for the most relevant, insightful hang on...
And don't forget the Fighter Jet Boy video. His brain is pudding.
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
And don't forget the Fighter Jet Boy video. His brain is pudding.
Back to the front
You will do what I say
When I say
Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blind man
You will do what I say
When I say
Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blind man
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Back to the front
You will do what I say
When I say
Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blind man
You will do what I say
When I say
Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blind man
People of America,
Our one true leader declares: NO KINGS!
Our one true leader declares: NO KINGS!
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
People of America,
Our one true leader declares: NO KINGS!
Our one true leader declares: NO KINGS!
Would you be an outlaw for my love?
October 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Would you be an outlaw for my love?
"Hurling insults" is an attack, now. "Demonizing" is an attack.
How are these poor, nearly defenseless patriots supposed to harass, harangue, and throw people to the ground? How are they to drag people off without accountability under these conditions?
Shame, America. Shame.
How are these poor, nearly defenseless patriots supposed to harass, harangue, and throw people to the ground? How are they to drag people off without accountability under these conditions?
Shame, America. Shame.
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"Hurling insults" is an attack, now. "Demonizing" is an attack.
How are these poor, nearly defenseless patriots supposed to harass, harangue, and throw people to the ground? How are they to drag people off without accountability under these conditions?
Shame, America. Shame.
How are these poor, nearly defenseless patriots supposed to harass, harangue, and throw people to the ground? How are they to drag people off without accountability under these conditions?
Shame, America. Shame.
OMG Antifa is taking over the streets! Is your town next???
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
OMG Antifa is taking over the streets! Is your town next???
Sittin' here with my music, watching some videos & think "I'd like to see a vocal coach talk about Ratt". I like reaction videos for fun. Stephen Pearcy has a unique voice. I wonder how modern singers will react.
I guess YT thought I don't know what I want. @ianboudreau.com
I guess YT thought I don't know what I want. @ianboudreau.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sittin' here with my music, watching some videos & think "I'd like to see a vocal coach talk about Ratt". I like reaction videos for fun. Stephen Pearcy has a unique voice. I wonder how modern singers will react.
I guess YT thought I don't know what I want. @ianboudreau.com
I guess YT thought I don't know what I want. @ianboudreau.com
Can I guess some words?
Cretins. Cowards. Feckless. Milquetoast.
Cretins. Cowards. Feckless. Milquetoast.
September 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Can I guess some words?
Cretins. Cowards. Feckless. Milquetoast.
Cretins. Cowards. Feckless. Milquetoast.
Now, some of you may be thinking "Of course, Schmoj - you're a dirty fekking hippie who hates America and Capitalism! Your credit rating is probably the worst in History!"
From the same site:
From the same site:
September 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Now, some of you may be thinking "Of course, Schmoj - you're a dirty fekking hippie who hates America and Capitalism! Your credit rating is probably the worst in History!"
From the same site:
From the same site:
Last month I was paying a credit card bill and out if idle curiosity I checked out some of their "Get another card!" links.
September 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Last month I was paying a credit card bill and out if idle curiosity I checked out some of their "Get another card!" links.
Gonna walk my city streets and demand to see people's birth certificates.
I am the Law, you won't fuck around no more.
I am the Law, you won't fuck around no more.
August 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gonna walk my city streets and demand to see people's birth certificates.
I am the Law, you won't fuck around no more.
I am the Law, you won't fuck around no more.
Mummy always said I was a special boy and deserved the best.
August 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Mummy always said I was a special boy and deserved the best.
We're here for you... kinda?
August 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
We're here for you... kinda?
If the Trump Admin tries to send federal troops to harass the citizens of your fine city, there's one weird trick you can use to stop them.
August 15, 2025 at 9:42 AM
If the Trump Admin tries to send federal troops to harass the citizens of your fine city, there's one weird trick you can use to stop them.
Some heroes wear distinctly preppy Summer attire.
Long nights, impossible odds
Tossing my lunch at a fascist
If it takes all that to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a pink collar man
Long nights, impossible odds
Tossing my lunch at a fascist
If it takes all that to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a pink collar man
August 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Some heroes wear distinctly preppy Summer attire.
Long nights, impossible odds
Tossing my lunch at a fascist
If it takes all that to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a pink collar man
Long nights, impossible odds
Tossing my lunch at a fascist
If it takes all that to be just what I am
Well, I'm gonna be a pink collar man
Don't give any traffic to Reactors Cuts on YT.
August 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Don't give any traffic to Reactors Cuts on YT.
Poor Trump. He'll never be cool like Dolly Parton and Rob Halford. Alack and alas...
August 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Poor Trump. He'll never be cool like Dolly Parton and Rob Halford. Alack and alas...
🎶
Face whaaaa??
Make it glaaaam
And realize
You're living in
Your bronzer years
🎶
I forget the source, but "face like a sunburnt ham".
Face whaaaa??
Make it glaaaam
And realize
You're living in
Your bronzer years
🎶
I forget the source, but "face like a sunburnt ham".
July 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🎶
Face whaaaa??
Make it glaaaam
And realize
You're living in
Your bronzer years
🎶
I forget the source, but "face like a sunburnt ham".
Face whaaaa??
Make it glaaaam
And realize
You're living in
Your bronzer years
🎶
I forget the source, but "face like a sunburnt ham".
I'm trying to drink some beers, and one of the dogs peed on the floor.
I wish to remain stalwart about the whole scenario, but damn the gods! Dog pee! On my floor?
Maybe I could use the <dramatic head turn> again the quicker picker upper.
How are your floors? Dog pee free?
I wish to remain stalwart about the whole scenario, but damn the gods! Dog pee! On my floor?
Maybe I could use the <dramatic head turn> again the quicker picker upper.
How are your floors? Dog pee free?
May 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'm trying to drink some beers, and one of the dogs peed on the floor.
I wish to remain stalwart about the whole scenario, but damn the gods! Dog pee! On my floor?
Maybe I could use the <dramatic head turn> again the quicker picker upper.
How are your floors? Dog pee free?
I wish to remain stalwart about the whole scenario, but damn the gods! Dog pee! On my floor?
Maybe I could use the <dramatic head turn> again the quicker picker upper.
How are your floors? Dog pee free?
I was trying to remain anonymous, but I am David...Wikipedia.
I hope you'll respect my privacy.
I hope you'll respect my privacy.
May 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I was trying to remain anonymous, but I am David...Wikipedia.
I hope you'll respect my privacy.
I hope you'll respect my privacy.
If you're out there, looking at the YouTube, please don't fall for these kinds of shitty videos.
Is it dramatic? Don't fall for it. Seriously, at this point, WatchMojo has a better reputation.
Is it dramatic? Don't fall for it. Seriously, at this point, WatchMojo has a better reputation.
May 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If you're out there, looking at the YouTube, please don't fall for these kinds of shitty videos.
Is it dramatic? Don't fall for it. Seriously, at this point, WatchMojo has a better reputation.
Is it dramatic? Don't fall for it. Seriously, at this point, WatchMojo has a better reputation.