Tommaso Sciortino
@sciortino.bsky.social
Dad, Husband, East Bay YIMBY, socdem🧦, founding board member of @eb4everyone, singer/pianist, 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇪🇺, I � Unicode, Gemini CLI Dev
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the account which posted this appears to be an AI agent farming karma before it turns into an advertising bot
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
the account which posted this appears to be an AI agent farming karma before it turns into an advertising bot
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- flawless fake video, everywhere
- reasoned discussion more a hallmark of AI than people
- simultaneous dumbing of politics but gigabraining of tech labs?
- somehow bitcoin is worth AU$100,000
- "hello computer!" Star Trek-style voice interfaces to get computer to do complicated things
- reasoned discussion more a hallmark of AI than people
- simultaneous dumbing of politics but gigabraining of tech labs?
- somehow bitcoin is worth AU$100,000
- "hello computer!" Star Trek-style voice interfaces to get computer to do complicated things
February 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
- flawless fake video, everywhere
- reasoned discussion more a hallmark of AI than people
- simultaneous dumbing of politics but gigabraining of tech labs?
- somehow bitcoin is worth AU$100,000
- "hello computer!" Star Trek-style voice interfaces to get computer to do complicated things
- reasoned discussion more a hallmark of AI than people
- simultaneous dumbing of politics but gigabraining of tech labs?
- somehow bitcoin is worth AU$100,000
- "hello computer!" Star Trek-style voice interfaces to get computer to do complicated things
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I keep a few handy. This one is appropriate for February 2026.
February 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I keep a few handy. This one is appropriate for February 2026.
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Just this morning my southern Italian bar told a call-in order that it's valentines day and they are not working and busy making love instead. His wife yelled out "and we are going to sell the video on onlyfans" and I was thinking how we have polluted the timeline even in Southern Italy
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Just this morning my southern Italian bar told a call-in order that it's valentines day and they are not working and busy making love instead. His wife yelled out "and we are going to sell the video on onlyfans" and I was thinking how we have polluted the timeline even in Southern Italy
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
i often think about this review
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Remember, kids: you too can save humanity's future.
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Remember, kids: you too can save humanity's future.
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Hasan going on a paid Chinese propaganda tour and then coming home to say that Democrats—one of if not *the* most pro-trans political party in the world—would shoot trans people for votes is beyond absurd
people like this should be heckled, bullied, and shamed every time they open their mouths
people like this should be heckled, bullied, and shamed every time they open their mouths
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Hasan going on a paid Chinese propaganda tour and then coming home to say that Democrats—one of if not *the* most pro-trans political party in the world—would shoot trans people for votes is beyond absurd
people like this should be heckled, bullied, and shamed every time they open their mouths
people like this should be heckled, bullied, and shamed every time they open their mouths
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“The hypocrisy of liberals, claiming universal values while in reality presiding over an order underpinned by implicit violence”
*provokes libs*
“ahhh no they made the violence explicit fuck”
*provokes libs*
“ahhh no they made the violence explicit fuck”
"you're gonna get in trouble for that"
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
*stone-faced*
"okay"
goddamn son
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
“The hypocrisy of liberals, claiming universal values while in reality presiding over an order underpinned by implicit violence”
*provokes libs*
“ahhh no they made the violence explicit fuck”
*provokes libs*
“ahhh no they made the violence explicit fuck”
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Leftists in complete shambles as wine mom firebombs Walmart before kneeling and mumbling Ruthkanda forever.
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Leftists in complete shambles as wine mom firebombs Walmart before kneeling and mumbling Ruthkanda forever.
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Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles
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this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
this website is a machine for surfacing extremely rarefied internecine beef from toxic friend groups and you need to be able to recognize when it's happening and avert your gaze
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Woke 2.0 knows that Defund polls below Chlamydia among Black voters, who actually do not want crime in their neighborhoods.
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Woke 2.0 knows that Defund polls below Chlamydia among Black voters, who actually do not want crime in their neighborhoods.
"Crypto" stands for *cryptography*
The site Elon Musk ruined is called *Twitter*
The 🏳️🌈 flag is *trans inclusive*
The 🇺🇸 flag stands for *justice for all, not just for the few*
I'm sick of the worst people in the world redefining our words and symbols
The site Elon Musk ruined is called *Twitter*
The 🏳️🌈 flag is *trans inclusive*
The 🇺🇸 flag stands for *justice for all, not just for the few*
I'm sick of the worst people in the world redefining our words and symbols
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
"Crypto" stands for *cryptography*
The site Elon Musk ruined is called *Twitter*
The 🏳️🌈 flag is *trans inclusive*
The 🇺🇸 flag stands for *justice for all, not just for the few*
I'm sick of the worst people in the world redefining our words and symbols
The site Elon Musk ruined is called *Twitter*
The 🏳️🌈 flag is *trans inclusive*
The 🇺🇸 flag stands for *justice for all, not just for the few*
I'm sick of the worst people in the world redefining our words and symbols
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Shoutout to GOP Senator Cassidy, who was the deciding vote to destroy health care research in the US
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Shoutout to GOP Senator Cassidy, who was the deciding vote to destroy health care research in the US
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“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”
When I heard that Spider Noir was getting his own series and that they get Nick Cage to star in it that was fine. But then I found out it's live action and I'm now a fanboy.
February 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
When I heard that Spider Noir was getting his own series and that they get Nick Cage to star in it that was fine. But then I found out it's live action and I'm now a fanboy.
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>story about how a new measure has made transit better for everyone
But have you considered the feelings of the I-Should-Be-Allowed-To-Freebase-And-Jack-Off-On-Public-Transit Caucus?
But have you considered the feelings of the I-Should-Be-Allowed-To-Freebase-And-Jack-Off-On-Public-Transit Caucus?
People should put down their phones and pay attention in freshman social studies
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
>story about how a new measure has made transit better for everyone
But have you considered the feelings of the I-Should-Be-Allowed-To-Freebase-And-Jack-Off-On-Public-Transit Caucus?
But have you considered the feelings of the I-Should-Be-Allowed-To-Freebase-And-Jack-Off-On-Public-Transit Caucus?
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He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.
My electrician is a green card holder who's been here since he was a kid. He got married to a citizen, applied for citizenship, went to court for the papers and when he got there ICE kidnapped him and he's been locked up for a month.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.
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“It says a lot that I thought it was real” yeah it says a lot about you and your habits on here
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
“It says a lot that I thought it was real” yeah it says a lot about you and your habits on here
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they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"
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You cannot allow the acceptable fringes to be policed by wildly anti-social weirdos looking for things to take offense at. Go away. That’s woke 1 shit.
February 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
You cannot allow the acceptable fringes to be policed by wildly anti-social weirdos looking for things to take offense at. Go away. That’s woke 1 shit.
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counterpoint: unaccountable party bosses generally have a better record of selecting candidates than The People
Do people not realize it is illegal for parties to do this in the United States because we decided around the turn of the last century that we didn't want unaccountable party bosses to decide who we could vote for
People pay because they want their ideology to win
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
counterpoint: unaccountable party bosses generally have a better record of selecting candidates than The People
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This is just one of many scenarios that would end this in as little as four swift moves. We are currently teetering at the precipice of oblivion.
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 AM
This is just one of many scenarios that would end this in as little as four swift moves. We are currently teetering at the precipice of oblivion.