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Bethany, Rowan, et al.
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Can tell when your stats are misleading. Recovering insomniac. Will infodump at the slightest provocation. Geeking out and random hornyposting may happen.
🔞 She/Her. 🏳️‍⚧️
Tent contains: Jewish Space Laser lady
Does not contain: Mayor-elect of NYC

For bonus points, guess which one of these people is called “antisemitic”. I hate this party
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Ethics in Journalism 101:

1. View every communication in isolation

2. Do not connect dots to make a Whole News Story

3. If you find a lead, forget it. Don't ask questions. Never dig.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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If it takes more than 5 years to bring back a franchise and 40% or less of the original team is working on it. It's a fan fic to me dawg and I don't care about it 🤷🏿‍♂️ there are exceptions to this rule but those are rare
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Love to loudly complain about not being allowed to infodump, only to have twenty ND mufos go "Oh, no, I would actually love it if you did, go right ahead"

And then you freeze up because, as it turns out, *you're* the one imposing the no-infodumping-allowed rule on yourself. You big dumb idiot.
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Good girls go to Hell (I hope)
my five year plan involves growing demon horns, a tail, and sucking people off to extend my lifespan
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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it's difficult to convey to a modern audience how Predator hit - it was 1987, and it had been a decade full of watching beefcake men like this be untouchable god kings, slaughtering their way through hordes of lesser men - and now here they were, getting picked off one at a time, easy victims
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Wild that Jeri Ryan was the reason we got Obama and Sabrina Carpenter is the reason we got Mamdani. What will blonde women do next
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Gender is a performance, and we’ve still got a little bit of stage fright
Gender is a performance. Unfortunately I spent 31 years pretending to be a man badly before finally accepting a breakout role.
gender is a performance, and I'm terrible at improv. Can somebody hold up cue cards for me?
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you haven’t changed it back, it’s set to make invisible whatever random things the the most useless T&S people don’t like
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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trans group chats
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We contain multitudes, some of whom have changed, some of whom have always been here, some aren’t anymore.
But we guess there’s always been a girl self in here since the beginning?
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?

Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Is your hate pure? Isn't a question. It's a challenge. Burn your hate in the crucible of analysis, theory, human experience. Suffer, and see other suffers, and in the heat of that suffering examine your hate for dross and contaminates. In the furnace of suffering burn away all prejudices, bigotries,
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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wake up from my nap (mmm good nap, needed that)

blearily glance at phone

"Brianna Wu wants to talk to the manager of transphobia because she bought her vagina square and fair 20 years ago, they can't go hating her now"

hahahahahaha
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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don’t you think they look tired?
November 5, 2025 at 9:25 AM
The account is called that because this is ART
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Look, I know we're all having fun celebrating the death of a historic monster, but we need to leave space for folks who may not share our feelings. Some folks saw the news and thought "LOL!" while others heard and immediately felt "LMAO!" and it's important to hear both viewpoints.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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She wal on my purgis til I nacht
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Tweet author: in my tweet "The torment nexus", I was critiquing tech companies' lack of media literacy, leading to shitty outcomes.

Tech company: this tweet highlights how horrible our users are but we can fix them with a shitty technical solution.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Bluesky the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say “I think everyone should have full bodily autonomy and access to life-saving medicine” and somebody will say “So you think I'm invalid?”

No bitch. That's a whole new sentence. Wtf are you talking about.
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Literally planning it so I can do this bit next year
no nut november is a horrible internet incel bullshit challenge and I hate that I can't nut during it out of spite, because I basically can't anymore, but someday I will get an orchi during it for the gag, which is the only good use for it
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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k so sometimes I just become randomly overwhelmed thinking about thw abstract concept of girl and its happening again but now specifically about trans girls cause like how fucking cool is it to be told to be tough and cold and boy and choose to endure marginalization to be soft and warm and girl and
October 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM