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omiosures.bsky.social
"Birth of the Homunculus"

A sorceress astounded by her creation.

This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!

(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)
A sorceress astounded by her freshly sculpted homunculus. A single shaft of light illuminates her creation. Bounce lighting reflects upon the sorceress. The homunculus has a flaccid butt. The maker's hands are covered in fresh clay. They are the only body parts of the sorceress that are directly lit. Faint, residual purple smoke wisps from her fingertips: the homunculus stands in an awkward pose, that of a creature freshly adjusting to its body. The homunculus has thin limbs and a hefty torso, though it is faced against the viewer. The sorceress's workshop is littered in sculpting tools, brushes, an open tome of transmutation, ceramic bowls and a pitcher of dirty clay water in which lie a few of these tools. Clay shavings are scattered about the floor. A red, runic circle surrounds the humonculus. In the dark background it is possible to catch a few failed prototypes on a shelf.
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
@buggirl - crazy how everything doesn't have to be horrible and evil but a few dudes were like well yeah it does actually and so it is
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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attackerman.bsky.social
Nor could that boat, before it was bombed, reach the United States. That’s important because it refutes the laughable claim of “imminence” necessary to wrap the strikes under the auspices of a lawful armed conflict.
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 4h
I cannot imagine the level of moral bankruptcy to describe the actions of people whose boat has just been hit by a missile from nowhere (this was the FIRST such strike) and who were most likely making a desperate attempt not to drown in the ocean as trying to "stay in the fight."
jbendery.bsky.social Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 5h
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
An edited version of the Pantone color of the year where it has been replaced by an iconic picture of a roach that has received "the landlord special" and been completely painted over in thick white paint
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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catacalypto.bsky.social
look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 2h
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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rivaldi22.bsky.social
sneak peek exclusive look into dredgen bael's backstory renegages leaked cutscene
edited screenshot of the scene from Revenge of the Sith where Palpatine is telling Anakin about Darth Plagueis, but with Saturn (VI) superimposed over Palpatine's head, and Dredgen Bael's over Anakin's The subtitle "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?" is edited with "Darth Plagueis" replaced with "Dredgen Yor"
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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jeremycshipp.bsky.social
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?

My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.

www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
This is a photo of a paperback copy of The Atrocities by me (Jeremy C. Shipp). The cover features a creepy old manor house, storm clouds, and a hedge maze. The book is against a brick wall with vines growing around and over the book.
December 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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jonkk.bsky.social
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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jormungandr.bsky.social
it’s been a while since we passed this around but tis the giving season so i’d love to put it out there again! we are still hoping to make this happen, maybe next year if we’re lucky. especially with virginia now being blue and the protections that affords us to live independently and honestly
🏳️‍⚧️♥️
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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aubryjoi.bsky.social
It’s garland season ❤️💚

[ #cuteart #illustration ]
A digital illustration of a long, fuzzy green cat that’s wrapped in rainbow Christmas lights and wearing a small pointed hat. It’s winking while looking at its body. The background is bright red.
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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ninawils.bsky.social
Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Got kicked out of the death cult for bedazzling my cloak
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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possumbandit.bsky.social
Urgent!

I'm an American Transwoman, I need to return to the US by mid January. I need help affording a flight, luggage, shipping, food and two phone bills. I have no income due to my visa, I can't leave without help.

Please share, donate if you can

$175/600 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️
#mutualaid #helpsky #transmutualaid
possumbandit.bsky.social ✨🏳️‍⚧️ Enya 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @possumbandit.bsky.social · 24d
Help please,

I'm an American transwoman in Canada. Unable to work or gain residency I will have to return to the US in early 2026.

Money is running out and the situation has left me no choice but to return. I need to fly back, get luggage, and organize shipping. 🏳️‍⚧️💸 #mutualaid

gofund.me/9a30f8c8
Donate to Help Enya Immigrate, Transition, and Stay Safe in Canada, organized by En Calzada
Hi, my name is Enya, I'm a transgender woman from Texas raising fu… En Calzada needs your support for Help Enya Immigrate, Transition, and Stay Safe in Canada
gofund.me
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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gingerspiced.bsky.social
The year is 2028. AI war machines and secret police prop up a fascist regime. There is only one thing that can stop them.

GUN-KATA
grainy christian bale in a martial arts pose, but holding guns
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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sloppjockey.bsky.social
u just know someone has bad taste in music if they use spotify
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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sloppjockey.bsky.social
guy who says shit like support living artists but still uses spotify
December 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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johncoons.bsky.social
Yeah yeah, that’s your gender. What’s your subclass?
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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stopmrdomino.bsky.social
a company that makes up 26% of the consumer marketshare for RAM just dropped out of the consumer market to sell exclusively to AI datacentres

we are so fucked
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1d
Micron Announces Exit from Crucial Consumer Business investors.micron.com/news-release...
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
Man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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esqueer.net
Every dollar JK Rowling makes from Harry Potter is going into bankrolling an extortion racket issuing legal threats to organizations across the UK to purge themselves of trans people or face ruinous lawfare.
ulycia.bsky.social pseudonymity enjoyer @ulycia.bsky.social · 2d
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
This update includes information you may find upsetting. Please take care when reading. From today, it is with a heavy heart that we announce trans girls will no longer be able to join Girlguiding. This is a decision we would have preferred not to make, and we know that this may be upsetting for members of our community. There will be no immediate changes for current young members, but more information will be shared soon. Most adult roles - including unit helpers, district helpers and administrative support - are already open to all, so we are confident that no volunteers will have to leave the organisation. Girlguiding believes strongly in inclusion, and we will continue to support young people and adults in marginalised groups. Over the next few months, we will explore opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us. We stand in solidarity with trans girls and women.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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aerialembroidery.bsky.social
I've now opened a raffle for this embroidery landscape - direct link below! The listing has full details for the reason and how to enter, the process, etc. This is a vital moment for me so any post engagement/shares will be extremely helpful! victoriaroserichards.co.uk/collection/a... #art
An embroidery hoop containing an embroidered aerial view landscape inspired by vibrant Autumn woods. It depicts trees rich in oranges, reds and golds, winding blue streams, a country lane and wild moorland animals.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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willowcatelyn.bsky.social
What they don't tell you is that the puke nozzle man is always there, just inches out of frame in every single episode of Mad Men
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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hollyhaurelia.bsky.social
Thank you for 2900 followers🌿✨🤍
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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cuteosphere.bsky.social
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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oregonian.com
The need for balanced Spanish-language news has become pressing in recent months as masked federal agents have detained hundreds of people in Oregon, undocumented residents and U.S. citizens alike.
Former Univision anchor fights ICE misinformation with newscast from a Portland basement
The need for balanced Spanish-language news has become pressing in recent months as masked federal agents have detained hundreds of people in Oregon, undocumented residents and U.S. citizens alike.
www.oregonlive.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM