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Goth Capo
@tinalope.bsky.social
Not cool online or in real life. Thorns. Timbers. Professional shouty.
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idk what list people are following me from but know this about me:

ICE should be abolished and every agent tried for war crimes
No human being is illegal
Trans people deserve to exist
Trump and every single person who voted for him are cunts

There are other things but these won’t get me banned
The man sandwich sledding is just insane. Just lay down on your bud and hurl yourselves down an ice tube going 75+mph? Bonks.
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Oh I see the NWSL hurt some feelings while I was looking away
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I look over and Hugo is giving me the stinkiest of stink faces. What did I do??
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
😭
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Should have heeded the lengthy grief warning at the beginning of this book. Might have to briefly DNF this 🫠
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Watching video after video of millennial and gen x tías realizing it’s Ricky Martin at the halftime show and giggling
February 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
We got rid of my Croatian shit stirrer, Zuparic?! I hate it here
February 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I was gifted a playboy mag from 2004 that has an article about Mitch McConnell and how he was the voice of reason on something and boy I cannot wait to read this bullshit
February 9, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Keith Lee and Ronnie were in the Hellman’s commercial but I missed it because once I heard sweet Caroline, I buried my face in my hands until it was over
February 9, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Owners touching and raising the trophy first will always piss me off
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Seahawks won that in the 49ers stadium?

lmao brutal
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
The Hers commercial broke me in a bad way
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Prob shoulda got the scissors out, bud.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
OOF.
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
They look like the happiest polycule
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Me: punch him (patriots coach) in the dick!

Friend: he already said he was gonna cut it off anyway!
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Mr beast, salesforce AND slack? Jesus fucking christ kill me
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Only field goals and vibes at this point
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Ring cameras being able to AI match a lost dog throughout the neighborhood, is a feel-good way to cover pretty terrifying technology 🙃
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Lady Gaga singing the Jigglypuff music means something to me man
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Butts on tv for good
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Genuinely surprised Jon Hamm isn’t here
Jessica Alba, Pedro Pascal, Karol G, Young Miko, David Grutman, Cardi B and Alix Earle attend #SuperBowl LX (Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
How is Ricky Martin still so fucking fine
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Lady Gaga??
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM