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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.
Badenoch says hacking into Harriet Harman's website 17 years ago 'not the same' as Reeves breaking law
Badenoch says hacking into Harriet Harman's website 17 years ago 'not the same' as Reeves breaking law
Kemi Badenoch has said hacking into Harriet Harman's website when she was younger is "not the same" as Rachel Reeves failing to get a £900 rental licence for her home.
news.sky.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Yes, because Badenoch’s was a criminal offence carrying a custodial sentence, whereas Reeves’ was not.
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CROCKETT: When I say that you are the least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI, that is real, because you are the only one that never even served with the FBI
PATEL: That's false
CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
PATEL: That's false
CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
CROCKETT: When I say that you are the least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI, that is real, because you are the only one that never even served with the FBI
PATEL: That's false
CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
PATEL: That's false
CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
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THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
September 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.
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Mandelson sacked. Yum yum.
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Mandelson sacked. Yum yum.
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The White House aides currently running around panicking like that Succession episode when Logan had lost his mind and they had to get him on stage for the shareholders. Vance helping him piss etc.
September 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The White House aides currently running around panicking like that Succession episode when Logan had lost his mind and they had to get him on stage for the shareholders. Vance helping him piss etc.
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did you fall from heaven? because you look like you're probably at war with god
August 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
did you fall from heaven? because you look like you're probably at war with god
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August 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Thought y’all needed to know that Grok has pencilled in civil war in Britain for a week on Tuesday
July 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Thought y’all needed to know that Grok has pencilled in civil war in Britain for a week on Tuesday
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Note that this is the Sun, who until a few years ago were happy to put topless 16 year old girls on Page 3.
July 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Note that this is the Sun, who until a few years ago were happy to put topless 16 year old girls on Page 3.
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What a way to go out
July 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What a way to go out
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People wonder why the BBC only showed Live Aid on BBC2, but what nobody remembers now is that there was an all-day concert on BBC1 raising money to make the famine much worse, for balance.
July 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
People wonder why the BBC only showed Live Aid on BBC2, but what nobody remembers now is that there was an all-day concert on BBC1 raising money to make the famine much worse, for balance.
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I think I've accidentally taken some drugs.
July 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I think I've accidentally taken some drugs.
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Policeman: Name?
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
July 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Policeman: Name?
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
Woman: Cheryl Cole
Policeman: Your FULL name
Woman: (Quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath.
Announce yourselves, cowards!
Announce yourselves, cowards!
June 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Anyone who doesn't do 1-4-2-5-3-1 is a psychopath.
Announce yourselves, cowards!
Announce yourselves, cowards!
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This what happens when you let a straight person plan a parade.
June 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This what happens when you let a straight person plan a parade.
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🚨🚨 Today's under-reported but quite significant #brexit news: UKG government will scrap border checks on fruit and veg imported from the #EuropeanUnion in an early move to ease trade ahead of its new SPS (sanitary and phytosanitary) deal with the EU. 🧵
www.gov.uk/government/n...
www.gov.uk/government/n...
Fruit and veg import checks scrapped ahead of UK-EU deal
In advance of a new SPS agreement with EU, fruit and veg imports will require no fees or border checks - saving businesses time and money
www.gov.uk
June 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🚨🚨 Today's under-reported but quite significant #brexit news: UKG government will scrap border checks on fruit and veg imported from the #EuropeanUnion in an early move to ease trade ahead of its new SPS (sanitary and phytosanitary) deal with the EU. 🧵
www.gov.uk/government/n...
www.gov.uk/government/n...
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This is a parallel universe where, instead of choosing to be an advocate for race hate, Tommy Robinson lived in a squat in Stokes Croft and spent most of his time getting catastrophically spliffed up at drum and bass nights at the Black Swan.
May 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is a parallel universe where, instead of choosing to be an advocate for race hate, Tommy Robinson lived in a squat in Stokes Croft and spent most of his time getting catastrophically spliffed up at drum and bass nights at the Black Swan.
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Nick Clegg's new book is £25, but I'm sure he's okay with us stealing it.
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nick Clegg's new book is £25, but I'm sure he's okay with us stealing it.
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tech bro is short for technically broken
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
tech bro is short for technically broken
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to the tune of Pink Pony Club
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
to the tune of Pink Pony Club
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filling time on air until the new pope is announced is known as "pontiffication"
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
filling time on air until the new pope is announced is known as "pontiffication"