Sarah Harrast, PhD
@sarahbadding.bsky.social
opioid pharm -> overdose prevention, momlennial, radical empathist, former academic union brat, she/her
Tell your friends not to seek out this knowledge. The heaping praise from the “I thought I hated Turkey” crowd is all some of us have to carry us through to new years.
skill issue and for God’s sake I really do want to offer free “how to make a good turkey” tutoring to people
in the internet age it is simply not hard to find the not-at-all-hidden knowledge about how to make a turkey taste good though
in the internet age it is simply not hard to find the not-at-all-hidden knowledge about how to make a turkey taste good though
Something almost as stale and flavorless as your mom's overcooked turkeys are the annual "turkey sucks" ""hot"" """takes"""
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Tell your friends not to seek out this knowledge. The heaping praise from the “I thought I hated Turkey” crowd is all some of us have to carry us through to new years.
Told my mom there was chia pudding in the fridge for the baby and she accidentally fed him leftover horseradish sauce
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Told my mom there was chia pudding in the fridge for the baby and she accidentally fed him leftover horseradish sauce
So my spouse (derogatory) just told me that the change in the ratio of photos to recipes in cookbooks mimics that of cabin to bed size in pickup trucks.
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So my spouse (derogatory) just told me that the change in the ratio of photos to recipes in cookbooks mimics that of cabin to bed size in pickup trucks.
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My 🏈 season hot take is that buffalo cauliflower dip is basically just as good as buffalo chicken. The buffalo chicken food theme is built around crispy chicken IMO and if you’re just going to pulverize it with cheese and scoop it onto chips there is no reason to exclude the vegetarians. #GoDawgs
September 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My 🏈 season hot take is that buffalo cauliflower dip is basically just as good as buffalo chicken. The buffalo chicken food theme is built around crispy chicken IMO and if you’re just going to pulverize it with cheese and scoop it onto chips there is no reason to exclude the vegetarians. #GoDawgs
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AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.
I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.
I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
AI is like that time I woke up and found a U2 album I didn't ask for on my iPod.
I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.
I don't want it. I didn't ask for it. Leave me alone.
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Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
I have long been of the opinion that SVU truly poisoned the American mind in so many intersecting ways.
Law & Order and its various spinoffs have done more to erode the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, and Eighth Amendments than the Supreme Court
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I have long been of the opinion that SVU truly poisoned the American mind in so many intersecting ways.
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/3 But a huge plurality, at least, of the modern GOP is of the opinion that noticing bigoted trash is more un-American and destructive than BEING bigoted trash: that dehumanizing fellow Americans based on immutable characteristics is morally superior to criticizing anyone for doing that.
October 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
/3 But a huge plurality, at least, of the modern GOP is of the opinion that noticing bigoted trash is more un-American and destructive than BEING bigoted trash: that dehumanizing fellow Americans based on immutable characteristics is morally superior to criticizing anyone for doing that.
This owl looks like it was designed explicitly as a scale model for a human sports mascot.
Anything really does go in the desert 🪶
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This owl looks like it was designed explicitly as a scale model for a human sports mascot.
lol I had my first pregnancy in California and my husband was borderline militant about me eating foods with a prop 65 warning on them. Second kid gestated in Georgia, my apologies to him.
California is so scary because of all the things that give you cancer there and only there
October 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
lol I had my first pregnancy in California and my husband was borderline militant about me eating foods with a prop 65 warning on them. Second kid gestated in Georgia, my apologies to him.
I don’t know why but I hate the word zesty and it does not make me want to eat a food.
The word zest can carry on.
The word zest can carry on.
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I don’t know why but I hate the word zesty and it does not make me want to eat a food.
The word zest can carry on.
The word zest can carry on.
Tried to get my husband a milkshake on my way home last night. Burger place wouldn’t take my online order because it was under $8. I called and an AI picked up the phone. I asked to order a milkshake. It told me pickup orders could only made online and texted me the link. I hate it here.
Wife did a gravel order from Lowe’s for me to pick up. I drive to the pick up dock. Guy with a radio comes out. I show him the order receipt. He radios inside. They tell him to tell me to tell my wife to download the app so that she can check in on it to let them know I’m here to pick up the order.
October 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Tried to get my husband a milkshake on my way home last night. Burger place wouldn’t take my online order because it was under $8. I called and an AI picked up the phone. I asked to order a milkshake. It told me pickup orders could only made online and texted me the link. I hate it here.
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Dear techbros frantically nutting at each other over your own god-like brilliance for making the Five-Boobed-Lady-Picture-Machine: I would at this point settle for you applying your alleged technical genius to making a printer that works
October 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dear techbros frantically nutting at each other over your own god-like brilliance for making the Five-Boobed-Lady-Picture-Machine: I would at this point settle for you applying your alleged technical genius to making a printer that works
Since I'm not a devout observer of halloween season (I know, I'm banned from the internet now), I consider October an extension of thanksgiving season so it's time to start processing my thanksgiving menu thoughts which I think I'll do publicly this year instead of in the notes app /🧵
October 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Since I'm not a devout observer of halloween season (I know, I'm banned from the internet now), I consider October an extension of thanksgiving season so it's time to start processing my thanksgiving menu thoughts which I think I'll do publicly this year instead of in the notes app /🧵
I lived it.
An old guy at the gym called me ma’am instead of miss.
An old guy at the gym called me ma’am instead of miss.
October 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I lived it.
An old guy at the gym called me ma’am instead of miss.
An old guy at the gym called me ma’am instead of miss.
I mean, I will absolutely house an entire tin of smoked oysters or fish for breakfast like…sometimes with crackers and hot sauce
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I mean, I will absolutely house an entire tin of smoked oysters or fish for breakfast like…sometimes with crackers and hot sauce
I have eaten
the unseasoned butternut squash spears
that were in
the steamer
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby led weaning trial
Forgive me
they were there already
so available
and so soft
-- My Dad, Probably
the unseasoned butternut squash spears
that were in
the steamer
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby led weaning trial
Forgive me
they were there already
so available
and so soft
-- My Dad, Probably
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have eaten
the unseasoned butternut squash spears
that were in
the steamer
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby led weaning trial
Forgive me
they were there already
so available
and so soft
-- My Dad, Probably
the unseasoned butternut squash spears
that were in
the steamer
and which
you were probably
saving
for a baby led weaning trial
Forgive me
they were there already
so available
and so soft
-- My Dad, Probably
The day will come when I remember that dplyr::slice is the secret answer to everything before spending hours trying to think up a cute solution. #Rstats
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The day will come when I remember that dplyr::slice is the secret answer to everything before spending hours trying to think up a cute solution. #Rstats
Hi yes hello I'd like to report a beach rental named "Sandy Paws" that is not pet friendly
September 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Hi yes hello I'd like to report a beach rental named "Sandy Paws" that is not pet friendly
Thai curries. but a lot of the discourse here around pizza seems to ignore that pizza should be reheated on low in a dry pan with a lid. Crisp the crust, melt the cheese. Bread does not like to be refrigerated or microwaved.
chili, red beans and rice, baked pasta, lasagna, enchiladas: these are all god-tier leftover eating
a ranking of all foods by their quality as leftovers
September 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Thai curries. but a lot of the discourse here around pizza seems to ignore that pizza should be reheated on low in a dry pan with a lid. Crisp the crust, melt the cheese. Bread does not like to be refrigerated or microwaved.
Now that soup season has arrived… If you aren’t starting your green/brown lentil soup by blooming fennel seeds in oil what are you even doing with your life?
p.s. the only onions in the house were red but it didn’t suffer for it
p.s. the only onions in the house were red but it didn’t suffer for it
September 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Now that soup season has arrived… If you aren’t starting your green/brown lentil soup by blooming fennel seeds in oil what are you even doing with your life?
p.s. the only onions in the house were red but it didn’t suffer for it
p.s. the only onions in the house were red but it didn’t suffer for it
My picky 2.5 is now refusing almost every pasta preparation in favor of licking up sardine tin oil.
September 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My picky 2.5 is now refusing almost every pasta preparation in favor of licking up sardine tin oil.
My 🏈 season hot take is that buffalo cauliflower dip is basically just as good as buffalo chicken. The buffalo chicken food theme is built around crispy chicken IMO and if you’re just going to pulverize it with cheese and scoop it onto chips there is no reason to exclude the vegetarians. #GoDawgs
September 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My 🏈 season hot take is that buffalo cauliflower dip is basically just as good as buffalo chicken. The buffalo chicken food theme is built around crispy chicken IMO and if you’re just going to pulverize it with cheese and scoop it onto chips there is no reason to exclude the vegetarians. #GoDawgs
slightly diminish a band:
Half & Half
Half & Half
slightly diminish a band:
Michelle Twig
Michelle Twig
slightly diminish a band:
Metallish
Metallish
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
slightly diminish a band:
Half & Half
Half & Half
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Much like THC levels - the boomers are not prepared for the purity of our modern dissociative media.
July 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Much like THC levels - the boomers are not prepared for the purity of our modern dissociative media.