Now that soup season has arrived… If you aren’t starting your green/brown lentil soup by blooming fennel seeds in oil what are you even doing with your life?

p.s. the only onions in the house were red but it didn’t suffer for it

Little guy is four weeks old today and I just think that giving 97th percentile growers to girlies with cesarean incisions feels like a cosmic prank and mine gets mad when I put him down.

Sorry, what masculinity discourse?

Having children is incredibly joyful, actually.

Also I hope someone feels joy seeing the breakfast my dad made my kid (clementine for scale)

Not crunchy enough. I say this as a gummy lover. They catered too much to gummy people. I thought it would be the bite sized answer to the rope and it was not. Will still eat.

The search for joy (and ways to get green vegetables into a toddler) lives on. She was a great cookie cutter operator.