human bean
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I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. Ask me anything about RV life except where i am.
I like painting and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights
She/her.
I like painting and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights
She/her.
Pinned
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Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
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They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this
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An ashtray, but to tap off cookie crumbs in between bites.
January 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
An ashtray, but to tap off cookie crumbs in between bites.
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Customs and Border Patrol also needs to be dissolved and re-formed (why the fuck is customs even a security agency?).
Hell, the DHS should be completely dissolved, most of its powers distributed to other departments, and re-formed as a much smaller department with a narrow mandate.
Hell, the DHS should be completely dissolved, most of its powers distributed to other departments, and re-formed as a much smaller department with a narrow mandate.
post deleted but it’s abolish ICE now and always has needed to happen
December 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Customs and Border Patrol also needs to be dissolved and re-formed (why the fuck is customs even a security agency?).
Hell, the DHS should be completely dissolved, most of its powers distributed to other departments, and re-formed as a much smaller department with a narrow mandate.
Hell, the DHS should be completely dissolved, most of its powers distributed to other departments, and re-formed as a much smaller department with a narrow mandate.
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Idk but I don’t think this is a thing people should be made to feel bad about
Is there a term for when your friend isn't texting you back but is posting on social media
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Idk but I don’t think this is a thing people should be made to feel bad about
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I spent part of my year working on a documentary about the social safety net that hangs underneath immigrant communities in Central and SoCal. Ordinary-ass people doing extraordinary things for their neighbors. Everywhere we went we found the helpers, and every single one of them gives me courage
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I spent part of my year working on a documentary about the social safety net that hangs underneath immigrant communities in Central and SoCal. Ordinary-ass people doing extraordinary things for their neighbors. Everywhere we went we found the helpers, and every single one of them gives me courage
If woodlice were in relationships with multiple partners would it be a roly polycule
December 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If woodlice were in relationships with multiple partners would it be a roly polycule
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oh no the ai sold me into slavery
I don't know how many times it needs to be said that you absolutely should not let fucking "AI" anywhere near your legal contracts, either in creating them or evaluating them, but apparently it needs to be said at least one more time, so allow me to say it again, here, right now
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
oh no the ai sold me into slavery
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My favorite thing about Frog and Toad is that it is the story of two men deeply and obviously in love with one another, drawn as a tribute to his lifelong partner by a gay man long before their relationship was socially sanctioned.
Then Frog and Toad went out onto the front porch to wait for the mail.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
They sat there, feeling happy together.
December 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My favorite thing about Frog and Toad is that it is the story of two men deeply and obviously in love with one another, drawn as a tribute to his lifelong partner by a gay man long before their relationship was socially sanctioned.
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are you more pie than person rn that’s okay this week isn’t even real
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
are you more pie than person rn that’s okay this week isn’t even real
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sigh so deep i exhaled my alveoli
I went over to assist my parents with the computer and discovered they were printing financial documents, then scanning those to upload to their adviser
December 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
sigh so deep i exhaled my alveoli
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one time i got adhded so hard i hurled
Oh noooo u got adhded
December 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
one time i got adhded so hard i hurled
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Once again reminding you that masking in all public contexts means you VERY RARELY get sick from contagious diseases.
Not just COVID. Flu. Stomach bugs. Garden variety sniffles.
Not just COVID. Flu. Stomach bugs. Garden variety sniffles.
December 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Once again reminding you that masking in all public contexts means you VERY RARELY get sick from contagious diseases.
Not just COVID. Flu. Stomach bugs. Garden variety sniffles.
Not just COVID. Flu. Stomach bugs. Garden variety sniffles.
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they have threatened me with this good time for a decade and they're still here stinking up the joint
Guys no billionaire is "leaving California," they're at best gonna leave California for exactly 185 days a year and domicile at some mansion resort in Utah or Montana or USVI but still be in California a lot (but also this will be too big of a hassle for many and they'll just pay the tax)
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
they have threatened me with this good time for a decade and they're still here stinking up the joint
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
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shared a room with my five year old during christmas travel and woke up every morning to her performing an original song called “I wonder if daddy is awake and can hear me singing”
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
shared a room with my five year old during christmas travel and woke up every morning to her performing an original song called “I wonder if daddy is awake and can hear me singing”
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What did he mean
December 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What did he mean
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It’s one big grift and you’re not in it
NEW: Riley Gaines, the former collegiate swimmer turned right-wing media figure, made $474,313 last year from the conservative nonprofit org, the Leadership Institute. More striking than her total comp was the way it was structured.
For @sportico.bsky.social 👇
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Leadership Perks: Riley Gaines Scored Big Bonus From Nonprofit
Gaines, the former Kentucky swimmer turned OutKick commentator, banked $474,313 from the conservative political organization in 2024.
www.sportico.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s one big grift and you’re not in it
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“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Woman Enjoying Career Literally Made Possible by Feminism Declares Feminism a Failure”
its a curlew silhouette
you can say its bad, it kind of is, but thats ok because i still painted *something*
you can say its bad, it kind of is, but thats ok because i still painted *something*
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
its a curlew silhouette
you can say its bad, it kind of is, but thats ok because i still painted *something*
you can say its bad, it kind of is, but thats ok because i still painted *something*
listen i spent this morning wanting to paint and getting more and more irritable about it because i couldnt decide WHAT to paint
and my husb deserves a medal for tolerating my grumpiness
but when i finally painted a tree he said "see? you can paint, stop whining and just paint more"
and my husb deserves a medal for tolerating my grumpiness
but when i finally painted a tree he said "see? you can paint, stop whining and just paint more"
December 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
listen i spent this morning wanting to paint and getting more and more irritable about it because i couldnt decide WHAT to paint
and my husb deserves a medal for tolerating my grumpiness
but when i finally painted a tree he said "see? you can paint, stop whining and just paint more"
and my husb deserves a medal for tolerating my grumpiness
but when i finally painted a tree he said "see? you can paint, stop whining and just paint more"
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Please can you help me stay sheltered and fed beyond the next couple nights as I recover from pneumonia
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Please can you help me stay sheltered and fed beyond the next couple nights as I recover from pneumonia
