human bean
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I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. Ask me anything about RV life except where i am.
I like painting and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights
She/her.
I like painting and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights
She/her.
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human bean
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Revenge, by Elisa Chavez
A poem from the Notes section of the Seattle Review of Books
www.seattlereviewofbooks.com
i once posted that i would repost this whenever i went to it to reread it, or when I thought it was needed, or some such
here it is again
"we are scaring the shit out of people by spreading,
by refusing to die: what are we but a fire?"
here it is again
"we are scaring the shit out of people by spreading,
by refusing to die: what are we but a fire?"
last night the grief was so bad i kept waking up crying
so i grabbed my dad's purple beanie and slept holding it and this morning my stepmom told me in his last year he used to wear it to bed
and now i am crying again
so i grabbed my dad's purple beanie and slept holding it and this morning my stepmom told me in his last year he used to wear it to bed
and now i am crying again
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 PM
last night the grief was so bad i kept waking up crying
so i grabbed my dad's purple beanie and slept holding it and this morning my stepmom told me in his last year he used to wear it to bed
and now i am crying again
so i grabbed my dad's purple beanie and slept holding it and this morning my stepmom told me in his last year he used to wear it to bed
and now i am crying again
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we were looking for a very dignified, fearsome tiger statue for our living room and instead i found this guy. and i can't stop thinking about him
February 12, 2026 at 2:09 PM
we were looking for a very dignified, fearsome tiger statue for our living room and instead i found this guy. and i can't stop thinking about him
a lot of people without dogs don't understand how horrible it is when the snow melts and all the dog shit comes to light again
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
a lot of people without dogs don't understand how horrible it is when the snow melts and all the dog shit comes to light again
if there were a magical way to suddenly have the physique and ability to do any olympic sport *at an olympic level*
but you could only pick one
what would it be
but you could only pick one
what would it be
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
if there were a magical way to suddenly have the physique and ability to do any olympic sport *at an olympic level*
but you could only pick one
what would it be
but you could only pick one
what would it be
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baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
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if you're havin riddle problems I feel bad for you, son
this man's father is my father's son
this man's father is my father's son
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 PM
if you're havin riddle problems I feel bad for you, son
this man's father is my father's son
this man's father is my father's son
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cannot believe it still needs to be said: suggesting sex workers should just fuck the misogynists is misogyny. you don’t “manage” male supremacy with sex workers’ lives and labor
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
cannot believe it still needs to be said: suggesting sex workers should just fuck the misogynists is misogyny. you don’t “manage” male supremacy with sex workers’ lives and labor
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proving my age to a discord employee younger than my gmail account
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
proving my age to a discord employee younger than my gmail account
we could cure cancel culture if people just stopped hiring racists to begin with
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
‘Rehab Addict’ Canceled by HGTV After Host Nicole Curtis Uses Racial Slur During Filming
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
we could cure cancel culture if people just stopped hiring racists to begin with
must be nice to have enough money to not only pay for an ID but ALSO be able to buy beer
Rep. Brian Steil: "I flew home to my home state of Wisconsin, went to buy a 6 pack a beer, the clerk asked for my ID, confirmed it, and then I was allowed to buy the beer. I just think it's nuts that we protect our beer more than our ballots."
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
must be nice to have enough money to not only pay for an ID but ALSO be able to buy beer
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If you can't be silly, why are you here?
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
If you can't be silly, why are you here?
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“what if clippy was a Demon with unlimited access to everything” — A.I. right now and it’s weird
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
“what if clippy was a Demon with unlimited access to everything” — A.I. right now and it’s weird
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why has this week been 3 years long
February 12, 2026 at 12:59 PM
why has this week been 3 years long
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i’ve been saying. fuck mandatory military service, implement mandatory serving service
Honestly should make everyone do food service or retail for a little bit before going to a white collar job
Yeah, working at the university cafeteria freshman and sophomore years was probably a good formative experience
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 PM
i’ve been saying. fuck mandatory military service, implement mandatory serving service
I’m not ok to the point that I can’t tell anyone how not ok I am because this level of sadness should be contained in case it’s contagious
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I’m not ok to the point that I can’t tell anyone how not ok I am because this level of sadness should be contained in case it’s contagious
the grief is too big for my body sometimes
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
the grief is too big for my body sometimes
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realizing that some people LARP at being alive
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
realizing that some people LARP at being alive
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if you move you’ll have to reregister. If you get booted from the rolls you’ll have to reregister. In person. With a passport unless your birth cert matches your drivers license. This is a poll tax and will be fought but it’s best to tell them to knock this shit off now before it gets any further
BREAKING NEWS: The U.S. House of Representatives just passed the SAVE America Act, which makes it harder for millions of Americans to vote.
This bill requires all voters to show proof of citizenship to register to vote and photo ID to vote at the polls.
Now, it heads to the Senate.
This bill requires all voters to show proof of citizenship to register to vote and photo ID to vote at the polls.
Now, it heads to the Senate.
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
if you move you’ll have to reregister. If you get booted from the rolls you’ll have to reregister. In person. With a passport unless your birth cert matches your drivers license. This is a poll tax and will be fought but it’s best to tell them to knock this shit off now before it gets any further
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Yeah, I’m doing Italian HRT. I’m taking minestrone.
yeah, i'm doing clown HRT. I'm taking projesterone.
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Yeah, I’m doing Italian HRT. I’m taking minestrone.
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If the government can take away your voting rights for a felony conviction, and they also decide what constitutes a felony, and they also decide who’s charged with the felony, and they also decide who’s prosecuted for the felony, you don’t have a right to vote.
Virginia Governor Abigail Spanberger endorsed a constitutional amendment to automatically restore voting rights to people with felony convictions when they leave prison. State lawmakers passed the amendment and it will now appear on the state ballot.
“It’s Time”: Virginia Lawmakers Ask Voters to Repeal Jim Crow-Era Lifetime Ban on Voting
Voters will decide this year whether to end Virginia’s uniquely harsh felony disenfranchisement rules. They
boltsmag.org
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
If the government can take away your voting rights for a felony conviction, and they also decide what constitutes a felony, and they also decide who’s charged with the felony, and they also decide who’s prosecuted for the felony, you don’t have a right to vote.
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis