A new a year, A new a Santini!
banner
santini.ohnodisaster.net
A new a year, A new a Santini!
@santini.ohnodisaster.net
Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Pinned
Get you an airline that loves last minute gate changes to different terminals like Alaska Airlines loves them.
Gas station egg salad triangle sammie’s are S tier travel food
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
16u baseball, behind the dish. Kid I wasn’t fond of was at bat. This fucker could have taught Barry Bonds how to crowd the plate. He didn’t get out of the way fast enough after he watched the third strike zip in and I beaned him in the grape on the throw to third for an around the horn.
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
Today’s a dark day. Well, for those who live in reality anyway.

Could we brighten it?

Who has some good news to share?
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Rejoice

Love this for us
Jadan Baugh makes decision on future at Florida
.
www.on3.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Fine. I’m awake and my computer is on. I’ve even updated a status message in Teams. I may do some light reading

Gotta ease into this, don’t want to strain/sprain something and miss more work.
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
So when can you start
January 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Any mutuals want/need flight suits? I have quite a few. Some are brand new. Green and tan ones
January 5, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
you can get $300 when you bet $5 on draftkings using promo code OILWAR
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
“Bugtopia” was weird as hell and I loved it
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
WE HAVE A FRIDGE
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Rick Springfield holds the record for the only correct use of moot v mute in a song
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Dug through the recycle bin for some nuggets for you
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Happy New Mamdani Day to those who live in the city!
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Did I eat a whole bag of cheese curds?

Yeah. Why?
January 1, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Waking this up. Only way to get rid of 2020 is to drink it.

This has been largely undisturbed since we parked it.

If it’s bad, it’s already bad. If it’s good, awesome
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
O H N O ?
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I hate that we can’t have a draft folder.

I have some pretty solid material from today
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Minimally seasoned (s&p and mustard rub) since it is going to all get used as stock material or cooked with the beans and collards but that’s a smoked ass smoked picnic shoulder
January 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
To hell with keeping the ball, he was lucky to maintain consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
That’s Jason Bourne
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
January 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Library and Band mixers getting freaky
Firemen have shown up
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Hot dads found a small discounted bone-in picnic shoulder and are smoking the unholy bejeesus out of it for beans and collards tomorrow
December 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
Unreleased Prince song sounding ass high school name.
I remember seeing him in high school when he played against Strawberry Mansion and he looked like a fully grown adult. Chiseled out of stone and like a foot taller than everyone else. That man has invested so much time and money keeping himself in shape and it has worked. Ageless dude. Ageless.
I am not as astonished as I should be by how thoroughly LeBron has remained LeBron into his forties. I know he'll just retire whenever he wants to do other stuff, but it is fun to think about how long he could be an effective rotation guy. I think he could still be a solid stretch four type at 48.
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Reposted by A new a year, A new a Santini!
This one had me wheezing
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Stevie Ray Vaughan and
Double Trouble
“Little Wing”
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM