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Brandon. He/Him/Yahoo
🐊/Dodgers/Nats Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Well ⬅️ and trying to help reduce gun violence. Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
I see the vibes are sketch. May I suggest some MACtion to soothe the soul?

We had a perfect quarter in Oxford until Toledo rudely fucked up the rotation half way through the second quarter.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hell yeah! Happy Birthday.

Where’s my beer…
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why did we lose pay phones?
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Found a workaround for instagram sucking at links here. Screen recording for the win…

Anyway-see below.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I don’t know if exposing the unsuspecting public to this is responsible behavior
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tacos are obviously sandwiches but are fish and chips sandwiches by virtue of breading?
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Found Kid the Eldest. Today is a good day.
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I guess everyone getting freaky on main…
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Post you from a different era

Me and the eldest on a hike in Sequoia-Kings Canyon. I don’t have many baby pics of me. Need to rectify that with the ‘rents at some point.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The Muni website added names for the snowplow tracking page. Very useful considering we got between 6-8 inches of snow yesterday.
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
🎶 One of these games is not like the other

One of these games is just not the same 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Poor buddy is awake enough to feed but not get his head outta the bowl
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
🎉 Surgery went well. He’s stoned out of his gourd but he’s home.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Winter has happened. Please respect me and my family’s privacy during this trying time
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My guy went in for a splenectomy this morning. Had pronounced anemia.

Hoping to see his goofy face later today. The office feels empty this morning.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
What could they possibly be hiding behind these doors?
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Cue “Frolic”
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Seriously, you guys
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just untangled these three necklaces during a call that could have been an email.

Most relaxing thing I’ve done in weeks, AMA
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Made the soup, @circusmaximus.bsky.social

Buddy…that was fantastic
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM