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Brandon. He/Him/Yahoo
🐊/Dodgers/Nats Usually 4 hours late because AK. Yes, it’s dark/not dark and cold/pleasantly mild
Well ⬅️ and trying to help reduce gun violence. Wasted my youth in the Marines. Married to @rmaconthetarmac.bsky.social
Pinned
Get you an airline that loves last minute gate changes to different terminals like Alaska Airlines loves them.
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*HOUSE PASSES BILL TO END LONGEST-EVER GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I see the vibes are sketch. May I suggest some MACtion to soothe the soul?

We had a perfect quarter in Oxford until Toledo rudely fucked up the rotation half way through the second quarter.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rip Curl store in the STL airport. Sure why not
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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the Baltimore Steelers
Much like the Packers and Steelers, every NFL team should be forced to change their name to reflect the major industry of the city.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Surber is approaching Bill Hader like abilities to just whip on a voice

Every week is a joy
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Strict nerd shit…but I’m on an Alaska 737-800 that has had a refreshed interior (an extra row in 1st?!), 60w usb-c power, footrests and leg rests…but the old 1970s style flat overheads and the functional air vents

It’s weird. Its akin to seeing your old house after the new owners did a renovation
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Two nights in St Louis and then the weekend.

This feels like a reorganize the garage kind of weekend. Lord knows I’m not watching Florida get burned alive by Lane…
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Hell yeah!

We may need a reverse Marshall Plan to rebuild the US economy and prevent further infestation of extreme right wing bullshit after these fucking maniacs are done

But first, the trials! Nuremberg was significant to the NSDAP, what would be the best city to burn down MAGA?
Three German universities offering post-docs for researchers "who cannot conduct or continue their work in the USA appropriately because of actual political pressure. "
www.uni-konstanz.de/zukunftskoll...
Early Career Rescue Fellowship
www.uni-konstanz.de
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load.

So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Whenever I get to see a good light show I like to try to get my brain to forget all the science I know and just let myself be awed by the unknown.
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Good news Georgia fans! I think Bobo might be on his way out.

Did this break before or after the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social wrapped for the week? Who knows.

www.on3.com/news/former-...
Billy Napier spotted at bitter Florida rival's practice after firing
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www.on3.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Somewhat famously in family lore, no. Just a big dumb ass.

I had such a low option my own looks I just assumed it was people being nice.
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Will.
First teaser trailer for 'Toy Story 5'

In theaters June 19, 2026
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Happy Veterans Day!

To the Marines:
𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥, 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥. 𝘐𝘣𝘶𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘕𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 4 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦…𝘠𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘎𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥.
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Thanks for allowing an itinerant but long lapsed very early member of the EDSBS Game Day Threads of yore (2008ish) back in.

I love this weird corner of the internet, the pocket acquaintances and especially those of you I’ve met in person.
Hey, say something nice to your internet pals today, okay? We're all overwhelmed all the time with so much negativity, it can be nice to consciously break that.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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If Isaac Chotiner ever wanted to interview me, I’d take a long, hard look at my life choices to that point to determine exactly where and how much I’d fucked up.
Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:

"So I'm putting a team together..."

Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Expected comments for this overnight >>>>>>>>>>>coffee tomorrow am
Let’s take the temperature of #Pittsky on this one 😈
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
What are we even doing here?! JFC. Dumbest possible country right now

“…passage would require a betrayal of the autonomy of individual states that conservatives have long claimed sacrosanct…mandate would force all states to recognize concealed carry permissions from anywhere else in the country…”
Why a federal concealed carry gun bill must be stopped - The Boston Globe
The law would force all states to recognize concealed carry permissions from anywhere else in the country, and would be highly dangerous for civilians and law enforcement.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hell yeah! Happy Birthday.

Where’s my beer…
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m weirdly excited to get my face beaten in for LL107

I have no idea what I wandered into and look forward to finding out all of the other things of which I have no idea
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I don’t live in OK but I know a guy
@pixleyforcongress.bsky.social

Jeff was my last boss in AK before I ret. in ‘20. Just found out he’s running to try to unass things for OK-4. Dude has rock solid morals, legit gives a damn in the sense of service before self and knows ball. Check him out y’all.
Homes for rent, bengaluru, Nagpur, hotel rooms available in Goa, Shirdi, Domain for sale
ret.in
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Grow your garden and help others tend to theirs when you can. We’re all we’ve got.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Ladd McDonkey?
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM