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· Apr 19
Hate it when my complex past comes to light
Got the Sunday Scaries on a Thursday night.
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Got the Sunday Scaries on a Thursday night.
This one had me wheezing
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This one had me wheezing
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me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
me hitting like on this with my greasy taco bell fingers, slurping my baja blast zero
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Hyperventilating
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Hyperventilating
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Me telling my friends about the bowl won by The Grunk: yeah man it was crazy
My friends who remembered my one post about Dabi Swinney: was Dabi there?
Me: yes
My friends who remembered my one post about Dabi Swinney: was Dabi there?
Me: yes
December 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me telling my friends about the bowl won by The Grunk: yeah man it was crazy
My friends who remembered my one post about Dabi Swinney: was Dabi there?
Me: yes
My friends who remembered my one post about Dabi Swinney: was Dabi there?
Me: yes
Santa
Hussein
Clause
Hussein
Clause
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Santa
Hussein
Clause
Hussein
Clause
Received delivery box at new house for previous owners
Received clearance from Amazon not to return it
Open an $80 box of licorice
Everyone is in shambles
Received clearance from Amazon not to return it
Open an $80 box of licorice
Everyone is in shambles
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Received delivery box at new house for previous owners
Received clearance from Amazon not to return it
Open an $80 box of licorice
Everyone is in shambles
Received clearance from Amazon not to return it
Open an $80 box of licorice
Everyone is in shambles
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"love your neighbor" doesn't stop at the subdivision gate
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"love your neighbor" doesn't stop at the subdivision gate
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Alright, here we go...56-yarder...It’s got...No, it does not have the leg
Tim Cratchit takes it in the back of the end zone. He’ll run it out to the 10
15
20
25 30
35 40
45 50 45
There goes Cratchit! Cratchit is gonna run it all the way back! Auburn's gonna win the football game!
Tim Cratchit takes it in the back of the end zone. He’ll run it out to the 10
15
20
25 30
35 40
45 50 45
There goes Cratchit! Cratchit is gonna run it all the way back! Auburn's gonna win the football game!
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Alright, here we go...56-yarder...It’s got...No, it does not have the leg
Tim Cratchit takes it in the back of the end zone. He’ll run it out to the 10
15
20
25 30
35 40
45 50 45
There goes Cratchit! Cratchit is gonna run it all the way back! Auburn's gonna win the football game!
Tim Cratchit takes it in the back of the end zone. He’ll run it out to the 10
15
20
25 30
35 40
45 50 45
There goes Cratchit! Cratchit is gonna run it all the way back! Auburn's gonna win the football game!
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there’s a labeler for “toxic posting” but where is the one for “perfect sweetie”
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
there’s a labeler for “toxic posting” but where is the one for “perfect sweetie”
If only we had some concise rules readily available @jonbois.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If only we had some concise rules readily available @jonbois.bsky.social
Once again, NFL going to commercial bumping Local H. But it’s never Fritz’s Corner.
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Once again, NFL going to commercial bumping Local H. But it’s never Fritz’s Corner.
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You know Vince McMahon is kind of insulted that he never got to go to an Epstein party
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You know Vince McMahon is kind of insulted that he never got to go to an Epstein party
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
America’s team
D2's Harding Bisons continue to add to the all-time, all-division team rushing record, with a shot to pass 7,000 rushing yards in a season against formidable Ferris State in next weekend's National Championship
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December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
America’s team
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Greedies (Sex Pistols & Thin Lizzy) - A Merry Jingle TOTP2
YouTube video by camgip
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Watching the Hollywood Christmas Parade listening to Puerto Rican Navidad music.
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Watching the Hollywood Christmas Parade listening to Puerto Rican Navidad music.
Can’t wait to see what the Eagles do now
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Can’t wait to see what the Eagles do now
Cooper DeJean was on McConkey like white on rice
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Cooper DeJean was on McConkey like white on rice
I realize I am an old man but who is watching these CGI Avatar movies without any real characters? The first one was ok but only because of the humanity of the actors
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I realize I am an old man but who is watching these CGI Avatar movies without any real characters? The first one was ok but only because of the humanity of the actors
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when the dance of the goddamn sugar plum fairies kicks in AGAIN for Kid 11:
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
when the dance of the goddamn sugar plum fairies kicks in AGAIN for Kid 11:
Those plucky kids from Duke finally have something go their way
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Those plucky kids from Duke finally have something go their way