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Lowly is my copilot
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Hate it when my complex past comes to light
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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
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Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This is basically rent but you have to do all the home maintenance.

Assuming a 7% interest rate, you have paid off only 16k on a 500,000 loan after 10 years
this 50 year fixed shit is wild. like you might as well just uhhh
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I set up my thermostat so that if it gets below a certain temperature, the heat turns on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
There is good in this world
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college:
“What did Watson and Crick discover?”
“Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Not the duck
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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[repeating myself louder in the haunted house attraction] did the dracula throw water on anyone else’s pants??
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The Kurt Vonnegut letter to those high school kids is never wrong -
August 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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timely chance to reference this classic
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Watching that Mississippi State game with my 99 year old State Alum father.

He is indestructible. Just chuckling sardonically.
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My favorite movie. And so important to me personally. I married an Abby normal.
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN is the best of both Mel Brooks & Gene Wilder, with Wilder reining in Brooks’ low-comedy excesses & Brooks warming Wilder’s more cerebral instincts. It’s also the film that stands equal with the material it’s ribbing, & features a beautiful aesthetic.
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Oh this is SPLENDID
Boiler the fuck up
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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JB Pritzker has made more money off casinos than Trump lol
JB Pritzker, the governor of Illinois, won $1.4 million playing blackjack in Las Vegas. He reported the winnings on his 2024 tax returns, which his campaign released this week. “I was incredibly lucky,” he said.
JB Pritzker Won $1.4 Million Playing Blackjack in Las Vegas
The Illinois governor reported the winnings on his 2024 tax returns, which his campaign released this week. “I was incredibly lucky,” he said.
nyti.ms
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Alongside the release of our new album, 'Caught Light,' we are excited to share a new video for the track 'For You To Come Around,' filmed live on location at the Odd Fellows Hall in St. Catharines, Ontario, in June 2025.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=seMl...
October 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
What is happening!
Gators score, streak stays alive

Now time to turn it off
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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thinking about an alternate reality where "angel of montgomery" was on the tony hawk pro skater soundtrack
October 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Today was the last night without a football game on until the night before Thanksgiving.

Congratulations everyone, we made it.
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just told my wife to call me Mel O ‘Tonin cuz I’m about to put her asleep
October 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Listening to Midlife Crisis by Faith no More and waxing nostalgic about my mid life crisis 15 years ago.
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The absolutely dumbest coach.

Flawless victory
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Jimmy Kibble
HOYAS HAIL MARY FOR THE WIN
October 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM