samwich
@samwich1996.bsky.social
gods second weakest soldier and the recipient of his stupidest battles
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she/it
i love my stinky girlfriend @eternalvoid89.bsky.social
trans rights, free palestine until its free
20 🏳️⚧️
she/it
i love my stinky girlfriend @eternalvoid89.bsky.social
trans rights, free palestine until its free
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if you haven't heard it yet, i'm going to be throwing heavy objects at my friends to hurt or kill them. it's gonna be a great time for me. i plan to start at an arbitrary and unannounced time of my own choosing so good luck with not dying when i throw a brick at you
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
if you haven't heard it yet, i'm going to be throwing heavy objects at my friends to hurt or kill them. it's gonna be a great time for me. i plan to start at an arbitrary and unannounced time of my own choosing so good luck with not dying when i throw a brick at you
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who the fuck does youtube think i am
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
who the fuck does youtube think i am
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This is why Minnesotans are begging folks outside the state to keep talking about us.
Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.
Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This is why Minnesotans are begging folks outside the state to keep talking about us.
Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.
Please don’t let the world forget we are still in danger.
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my politics
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
my politics
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2020: enshittification
2026: enHitlerfication
2026: enHitlerfication
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
2020: enshittification
2026: enHitlerfication
2026: enHitlerfication
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The HPV vaccine freakout was because they think that being fucked by anyone but them should literally give you cancer. Calibrate your understanding of their capacity for evil accordingly.
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The HPV vaccine freakout was because they think that being fucked by anyone but them should literally give you cancer. Calibrate your understanding of their capacity for evil accordingly.
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i think someone set up a portal to my house in the prc. young guys, dunno where from. mandarin, could be anywhere. they just show up and run away. they do seem pretty disappointed that i marked out the destination point, i think they were hoping to telefrag me. dozens of guys so far
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i think someone set up a portal to my house in the prc. young guys, dunno where from. mandarin, could be anywhere. they just show up and run away. they do seem pretty disappointed that i marked out the destination point, i think they were hoping to telefrag me. dozens of guys so far
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
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every time I see this guy he looks more shipwrecked
i love that for the average american, activism is just watching TV the correct way
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
every time I see this guy he looks more shipwrecked
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Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
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who wants to play the neopets RPG where our neopets will fuck and get PTSD
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
who wants to play the neopets RPG where our neopets will fuck and get PTSD
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with all due respect to the president of the united states my "Autism Action Plan" remains simple. i send and receive interesting rocks and images and facts about animals. i thirst trap with hairy cleavage. and i crush pussy like a hydraulic press
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
with all due respect to the president of the united states my "Autism Action Plan" remains simple. i send and receive interesting rocks and images and facts about animals. i thirst trap with hairy cleavage. and i crush pussy like a hydraulic press
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
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ICE stands for I Collaborate with Epstein
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
ICE stands for I Collaborate with Epstein
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hi! i'm Lottie L, trans author/artist/poster, fka Frog K, Silver VK, play-now-my-lord, etc
am broke. was dealing with a photosensitivity issue. basically didn't have REM sleep for 7+ yrs. whoops!
help me pay fr groceries/heat while i recover; goal $250 rn
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
<3
am broke. was dealing with a photosensitivity issue. basically didn't have REM sleep for 7+ yrs. whoops!
help me pay fr groceries/heat while i recover; goal $250 rn
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
<3
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
hi! i'm Lottie L, trans author/artist/poster, fka Frog K, Silver VK, play-now-my-lord, etc
am broke. was dealing with a photosensitivity issue. basically didn't have REM sleep for 7+ yrs. whoops!
help me pay fr groceries/heat while i recover; goal $250 rn
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
<3
am broke. was dealing with a photosensitivity issue. basically didn't have REM sleep for 7+ yrs. whoops!
help me pay fr groceries/heat while i recover; goal $250 rn
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
<3
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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Je Suis Epstein
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Je Suis Epstein
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This is why I can't understand the incrementalism. There's horror shit happening to kids in these places. Horror shit. OK? That has to matter. The longer we wait the longer these kids suffer.
I was just denied entry to the Dilley detention facility while my constituent, seven-year-old Diana, remains inside.
What kind of sick, horrific conditions are children being forced to endure in there?
I will be back tomorrow. Accountability can’t wait.
What kind of sick, horrific conditions are children being forced to endure in there?
I will be back tomorrow. Accountability can’t wait.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
This is why I can't understand the incrementalism. There's horror shit happening to kids in these places. Horror shit. OK? That has to matter. The longer we wait the longer these kids suffer.
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if ur cis and this thread doesn't make sense to you please read this wikipedia page at the very least en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-coding
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if ur cis and this thread doesn't make sense to you please read this wikipedia page at the very least en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-coding
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one of the most horrifying dynamics i consistently see on this website is liberals rightly outraged at red states who no longer support rape statistics, restrict abortions for survivors, etc. etc. and who then say "to win you have to vote for a candidate who may criminalize transness under 25"
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
one of the most horrifying dynamics i consistently see on this website is liberals rightly outraged at red states who no longer support rape statistics, restrict abortions for survivors, etc. etc. and who then say "to win you have to vote for a candidate who may criminalize transness under 25"
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theyre calling it "the most cooked economy the planet has ever seen"
FOX: " Rent Now, Pay Later. It's a new option for renters who are struggling to make the monthly payment ... You pay them a fee or a monthly subscription, but if you miss the payments — that's when the interest rates go way up."
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
theyre calling it "the most cooked economy the planet has ever seen"
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it always makes me so mad when i see a guy holding a steaming mug of hot cocoa and fucking blowing on it. you goddamn moron. that's not how liquids work, you gotta pull if you want any of that in your mouth
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
it always makes me so mad when i see a guy holding a steaming mug of hot cocoa and fucking blowing on it. you goddamn moron. that's not how liquids work, you gotta pull if you want any of that in your mouth