samwich
@samwich1996.bsky.social
gods second weakest soldier and the recipient of his stupidest battles
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she/it
i love my stinky girlfriend @eternalvoid89.bsky.social
trans rights, free palestine until its free
20 🏳️⚧️
she/it
i love my stinky girlfriend @eternalvoid89.bsky.social
trans rights, free palestine until its free
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please give me dollars if you have them, i like to eat and have heat in my home
hi! i'm lottie l / frog k, trans/nonbinary author, poster, and some might say friend? anyway, i'm broke as dirt and could genuinely use help with money; have been unemployed, injured, and struggling.
any donations & rb's appreciated
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank you everyone!
any donations & rb's appreciated
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank you everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
please give me dollars if you have them, i like to eat and have heat in my home
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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I'm a chaser for things that don't exist like genemod spacer-clade humans with really spindly zero g limbs and an extra pair of hands instead of feet? Catch me licking those spacesuit seal vacuum burn scars catch me asking what that neural jack do
December 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm a chaser for things that don't exist like genemod spacer-clade humans with really spindly zero g limbs and an extra pair of hands instead of feet? Catch me licking those spacesuit seal vacuum burn scars catch me asking what that neural jack do
wtf me and my gf were just playing cave story
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
wtf me and my gf were just playing cave story
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And Tiny Tim, wh-- wait, d'you hear what I hear, Cornette? BAH GAWD YES IT'S HIS MUSIC, IT'S TINY TIM'S MUSIC, THERE HE IS MAKING HIS WAY RINGSIDE, HE DID NOT DIE, HE DID NOT DIE, AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS WE THOUGHT HE WUZ A GONER, QUICK, SOMEONE GET HIM A MIC CAUSE I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And Tiny Tim, wh-- wait, d'you hear what I hear, Cornette? BAH GAWD YES IT'S HIS MUSIC, IT'S TINY TIM'S MUSIC, THERE HE IS MAKING HIS WAY RINGSIDE, HE DID NOT DIE, HE DID NOT DIE, AS GAWD IS MY WITNESS WE THOUGHT HE WUZ A GONER, QUICK, SOMEONE GET HIM A MIC CAUSE I THINK HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
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ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
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I don't think the Penguin needed his own Harley Quinn
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I don't think the Penguin needed his own Harley Quinn
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she looks if Pinocchio had to go through a stage between "puppet" and "real boy" where he was Woody from Toy Story. She looks like if Primus had a baby with Roger Stone
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
she looks if Pinocchio had to go through a stage between "puppet" and "real boy" where he was Woody from Toy Story. She looks like if Primus had a baby with Roger Stone
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jesus christ this is about how i imagine an arizona state senator looking and talking. it's like if putting bondo in a sous vide bag made it a racist bio queen. It's like if Stretch Armstrong was a cowboy phrenologist
Shamp’s Senate Bill 1070 would direct the #Arizona Dept of Health Services to conduct or support research to “advance the understanding of Trump Derangement Syndrome, including its origins, manifestations and long-term effects on individuals, communities and public discourse.”
Arizona lawmaker wants state to study ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’
What, your heart isn't bursting with love for the commander in chief? Are you feeling OK?
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
jesus christ this is about how i imagine an arizona state senator looking and talking. it's like if putting bondo in a sous vide bag made it a racist bio queen. It's like if Stretch Armstrong was a cowboy phrenologist
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every day we stray farther from god's light but farther into a different, better god's light, whose gifts include insatiable homosexuality and unreasonably strong opinions about infrastructural objects
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
every day we stray farther from god's light but farther into a different, better god's light, whose gifts include insatiable homosexuality and unreasonably strong opinions about infrastructural objects
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Happy holidays to my trans homies
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Happy holidays to my trans homies
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also i missed this but... ko-fi.com/atmayaann (and let me know your fave wrestler still! lets talk!)
December 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
also i missed this but... ko-fi.com/atmayaann (and let me know your fave wrestler still! lets talk!)
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yeah most teenagers don't or can't medically transition bc parental consent is required for that kind of medical treatment under WPATH and this horseshit was preceded by, and includes, a bunch of language conscripting mandatory reporters to misgender and rat out kids using different names/pronouns
I guess I understand why some trans people blame current anti-trans legislation on other trans people for whom social transition is more important than medical—easier to get angry at the powerless!—but it's so bizarre to act like this regime doesn't want to ban/criminalize social transition either!!
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
yeah most teenagers don't or can't medically transition bc parental consent is required for that kind of medical treatment under WPATH and this horseshit was preceded by, and includes, a bunch of language conscripting mandatory reporters to misgender and rat out kids using different names/pronouns
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i dunno if all crossdressers are in the same boat as me but i know if a kid starts crossdressing in school, the flying monkeys of the state are supposed to land on that kid with both feet in a way far worse than anything i've faced thus far
December 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
i dunno if all crossdressers are in the same boat as me but i know if a kid starts crossdressing in school, the flying monkeys of the state are supposed to land on that kid with both feet in a way far worse than anything i've faced thus far
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watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
watching turning point USA events recently it’s made me realize i grieve death incorrectly, i should have far more pyrotechnics and party music involved
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in 2026 we're making websites again AND we're putting in those wacky html tags that are only readable by the dreamcast web browser to make the controller rumble and messages pop up on the vmu
December 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
in 2026 we're making websites again AND we're putting in those wacky html tags that are only readable by the dreamcast web browser to make the controller rumble and messages pop up on the vmu
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we really need to keep building, but more importantly USING, indie/DIY/whatever you wanna call it media. For news, art, everything. Support what's there, build your own thing. Between the fascists and the gen AI slop world (also the fascists actually) we're going to lose our minds without good media
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
we really need to keep building, but more importantly USING, indie/DIY/whatever you wanna call it media. For news, art, everything. Support what's there, build your own thing. Between the fascists and the gen AI slop world (also the fascists actually) we're going to lose our minds without good media
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hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
hard to fully articulate how much this image has changed the way my partner and i talk about food