Sam Walker
@samicorn.bsky.social
she/they
Don't touch my sandwich.
Don't touch my sandwich.
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
A friend had sent me a few videos through Instagram and when I went to view them, it asked if I wanted Meta AI to summarize the messages. They don’t even want us to have attention spans for memes.
spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is sitting in front of a computer and screaming internally .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 PM
A friend had sent me a few videos through Instagram and when I went to view them, it asked if I wanted Meta AI to summarize the messages. They don’t even want us to have attention spans for memes.
Saw Anaconda thinking it would be fun-bad, but it was BAD-bad to an extent that I now have less respect for all the actors involved. I genuinely have no idea how it got made.
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Saw Anaconda thinking it would be fun-bad, but it was BAD-bad to an extent that I now have less respect for all the actors involved. I genuinely have no idea how it got made.
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In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
January 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
In 2026 I want all of the decent people to remember one thing.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
You aren’t meant to be this disciplined, this self-sacrificing to survive. The environment is supposed to support good living. We can have that. You are not a failure. That is politics.
That is all.
Some plaster fell off my window frame and water was dripping out, and I texted my super to let him know and he responded ‘I’m not working today, I’m not a slave.’
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Some plaster fell off my window frame and water was dripping out, and I texted my super to let him know and he responded ‘I’m not working today, I’m not a slave.’
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He is ready to fight The Shredder and Vigo The Carpathian
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He is ready to fight The Shredder and Vigo The Carpathian
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Decided to upload the entire 60 Minutes segment in today's newsletter. Let's see how long it lasts. www.readtpa.com/p/watch-the-...
Watch the 60 Minutes Segment CBS Didn't Want You to See
A Canadian affiliate accidentally posted the segment Bari Weiss killed. It's just a normal 60 Minutes report, which is exactly the problem.
www.readtpa.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Decided to upload the entire 60 Minutes segment in today's newsletter. Let's see how long it lasts. www.readtpa.com/p/watch-the-...
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And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
I recommend bringing deviled eggs to the sugar-saturated work holiday function.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I recommend bringing deviled eggs to the sugar-saturated work holiday function.
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
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Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Everyone: Hello, we would like society to improve.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
Billionaires: Too bad, go scream into the void instead.
Everyone: Okay.
Billionaires: Also, we have bought all the voids. It now costs $100 to scream into the void.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I am doomed.
I am doomed.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
I am doomed.
I am doomed.
In the subway tonight, saw a gang of Guardian Angels for the first time ever and also an influencer dude carrying a silver platter of sticks of butter with giant cartoon hands. He offered the Angles some butter but they declined.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
In the subway tonight, saw a gang of Guardian Angels for the first time ever and also an influencer dude carrying a silver platter of sticks of butter with giant cartoon hands. He offered the Angles some butter but they declined.
I’m headed to deep MAGA country this weekend for a wedding and oh how fun would it be for the files to drop before my arrival 🙏
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’m headed to deep MAGA country this weekend for a wedding and oh how fun would it be for the files to drop before my arrival 🙏
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
Came across this millennial artifact in my closet
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Came across this millennial artifact in my closet
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#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th.
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
NYC-SALUTE-zine-11-12.pdf
drive.google.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
#NewYorkCity! We have a new, reliable, multi-organization coalition hotline for reporting ICE activity! It will be live on Saturday, November 15th.
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
I will be handing them out on the 15th as part of the NYC Day of Action.
drive.google.com/file/d/1Ldn9...
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌