Sam Walker
@samicorn.bsky.social
she/they
Don't touch my sandwich.
Don't touch my sandwich.
Came across this millennial artifact in my closet
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Came across this millennial artifact in my closet
Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Today I got a new mayor and I got to pet this very pretty kitty. A GOOD FUCKING DAY 🙌
Watching the entirety of Frankenstein like:
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Watching the entirety of Frankenstein like:
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
I love this inflatable costume trend at protests.
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love this inflatable costume trend at protests.
Spotted along the NYC March.
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Spotted along the NYC March.
I would like a Cohen brothers movie starring these two as brothers please.
September 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I would like a Cohen brothers movie starring these two as brothers please.
This one seems to keep getting more relevant with time.
Post a horror movie everyone should see.
Post a horror movie everyone should see.
September 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This one seems to keep getting more relevant with time.
Post a horror movie everyone should see.
Post a horror movie everyone should see.
My Tiny Monster had a faint, deconstructed 'M'. I always assumed this was guidance for forehead kisses.
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My Tiny Monster had a faint, deconstructed 'M'. I always assumed this was guidance for forehead kisses.
Scam texts are getting very specific.
August 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Scam texts are getting very specific.
The Amy Sherald exhibition is on at the Whitney until Aug 10th. I urge everyone to see it before it’s gone.
July 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Amy Sherald exhibition is on at the Whitney until Aug 10th. I urge everyone to see it before it’s gone.
Saw a gaggle of girls today in Soho who genuinely looked exactly like this
July 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Saw a gaggle of girls today in Soho who genuinely looked exactly like this
These two need a spin off where they just make desserts and flirt and sometimes maybe kiss a little. The people need this.
July 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
These two need a spin off where they just make desserts and flirt and sometimes maybe kiss a little. The people need this.
July 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Me every time I buy something online nowadays:
June 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me every time I buy something online nowadays:
If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
May 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
Zuck: the average American has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Zuck: the average American has three friends
A burger from the Filling Station in Austin.
April 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A burger from the Filling Station in Austin.
Some faves from the Easter Bonnet Parade this weekend on Fifth Avenue
April 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Some faves from the Easter Bonnet Parade this weekend on Fifth Avenue