Sam Ebbets
@samebbets.bsky.social
Got in on here in the early days and forgot to make my account popular. Fuck! FUCK!!!!
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boy was it stupid to nominate this person for president!
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
boy was it stupid to nominate this person for president!
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Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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I'm sure this will finally make him happy
BREAKING: Tesla shareholders just approved a pay package for Elon Musk that’s worth up to $1 trillion.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'm sure this will finally make him happy
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Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Normal people are just sick to fucking death of the cruelty and meanness
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<nodding approvingly> Baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
<nodding approvingly> Baseball
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lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrés, buddy, come on now.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
lol I'm sorry, *trying* to get hit, and then actually getting hit and bitching about it is deeply funny. like, Andrés, buddy, come on now.
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ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
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i can't believe they have to play again today.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i can't believe they have to play again today.
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If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
October 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If the US can ever vomit this stupid era out we're gonna need widespread all-ages education on basic facts like when you'd see old billboards or MST3k shorts advertising the concept of hand washing or being good. Stop Using Gasoline To Wash Clothes. Springs Are Ubiquitous & Essential To Modern Life
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every day i drive by the warner lot and think about all the movies i saw as a kid where there were cowboys and spacemen and shit walking around the lot and drive down streets like fred astaire way or whatever. this city used to be proud of what they did here.
The most important human story in the entertainment industry right now is the severe downturn in film and TV production in LA and how it's affecting middle-class crew workers. I spoke to dozens of them for this story about the depressed Hollywood economy. www.wsj.com/business/med...
L.A.’s Entertainment Economy Is Looking Like a Disaster Movie
Work is evaporating, businesses are closing, longtime residents are leaving, and Los Angeles’s creative middle class is hanging on by a thread.
www.wsj.com
October 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
every day i drive by the warner lot and think about all the movies i saw as a kid where there were cowboys and spacemen and shit walking around the lot and drive down streets like fred astaire way or whatever. this city used to be proud of what they did here.
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
this exists it is called thinking
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one problem i can see on the horizon is like any junkie, the violence-addled american public needs harder and harder stuff to get off. shooting up a school doesn't get you noticed anymore. this proves you now have to pop a computer guy live on the computer to get noticed in today's media environment
September 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
one problem i can see on the horizon is like any junkie, the violence-addled american public needs harder and harder stuff to get off. shooting up a school doesn't get you noticed anymore. this proves you now have to pop a computer guy live on the computer to get noticed in today's media environment
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Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
September 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Each alleged mass shooter is even more On the Computer All the Time than the previous one. Probably nothing to worry about there
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you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
September 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
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This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
I haven’t seen one news channel show a clip of him speaking in the last 4 hours
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
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time to put granny in the fields and deploy the agricultural robots that don't exist and aren't being developed after we gutted science funding
Brooke Rollins on farm laborers: "There will be no amnesty. The mass deportations continue, but in a strategic way. And we move the workforce toward automation and 100% American participation, which with 34 million able-bodied on Medicaid we should be able to do fairly quickly."
July 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
time to put granny in the fields and deploy the agricultural robots that don't exist and aren't being developed after we gutted science funding
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New “millennials killed the ___” just dropped
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
New “millennials killed the ___” just dropped
My vampire Waluigi is tempting @grubb.wtf’s Peach like Black Phillip. Come closer.
June 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My vampire Waluigi is tempting @grubb.wtf’s Peach like Black Phillip. Come closer.
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The cruelty of this is, genuinely, staggering. This is a policy that saves virtually no money whatsoever whose success is measured in the number of children it kills.
Breaking: The Trevor Project received a stop-work order last night on its contract with the national 988 suicide prevention hotline. The Trump administration is eliminating the option for LGBTQ callers to the hotline to press 3 and connect with someone who specializes in LGBTQ mental health.
June 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The cruelty of this is, genuinely, staggering. This is a policy that saves virtually no money whatsoever whose success is measured in the number of children it kills.
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She pulled the stupid hat down too far on her head and she can't get the hat off and she couldn't breathe she was choking on the dumb fucking hat and they have to surgically remove the hat. www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/p...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say | CNN Politics
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN.
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June 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
She pulled the stupid hat down too far on her head and she can't get the hat off and she couldn't breathe she was choking on the dumb fucking hat and they have to surgically remove the hat. www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/p...
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.