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If I had to make a choice between being an ICE agent or stealing food, I’d easily choose the latter. Better to steal than to hurt and kill innocent people.
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
If I had to make a choice between being an ICE agent or stealing food, I’d easily choose the latter. Better to steal than to hurt and kill innocent people.
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I just got off the phone with Elizabeth's dad...she and her mom were freed tonight! Updated story: sahanjournal.com/education/co...
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I just got off the phone with Elizabeth's dad...she and her mom were freed tonight! Updated story: sahanjournal.com/education/co...
I bet a cop came up with the phrase dollars to donuts
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I bet a cop came up with the phrase dollars to donuts
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the founder of latinos for trump was detained by ICE & deported so idk what they were really expecting here
Republicans are freaking out about Hispanic voters after a Texas upset
Republicans are freaking out about Hispanic voters after a Texas upset
Democrats flipped a deep-red state senate district over the weekend that has the party worried about November.
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February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the founder of latinos for trump was detained by ICE & deported so idk what they were really expecting here
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we need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.
A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.
Minneapolis Council committee delays liquor licenses for 2 hotels over hosting federal agents
The City Council will hold a public hearing on the liquor licenses for the Canopy by Hilton in the Mill District and Depot Renaissance Hotel.
www.startribune.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 AM
we need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.
Time for something a little personal.
Things didn’t go how I wished they had earlier in my life. But, if they had gone the way I wanted, I expect I would be in a place in life that isn’t as pleasant or as aware as I am now.
Things didn’t go how I wished they had earlier in my life. But, if they had gone the way I wanted, I expect I would be in a place in life that isn’t as pleasant or as aware as I am now.
February 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Time for something a little personal.
Things didn’t go how I wished they had earlier in my life. But, if they had gone the way I wanted, I expect I would be in a place in life that isn’t as pleasant or as aware as I am now.
Things didn’t go how I wished they had earlier in my life. But, if they had gone the way I wanted, I expect I would be in a place in life that isn’t as pleasant or as aware as I am now.
Thinking right now about how much of pop culture used to push the angle of “all lawyers are sleazy and soulless and just out for your money.”
I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn the people tied to Epstein were also behind that.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn the people tied to Epstein were also behind that.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Thinking right now about how much of pop culture used to push the angle of “all lawyers are sleazy and soulless and just out for your money.”
I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn the people tied to Epstein were also behind that.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn the people tied to Epstein were also behind that.
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Next witness to testify is Marimar Martinez, a U.S. citizen and Chicago resident who was shot five times by CBP agents in October and was later charged with assaulting the agents who shot her. The U.S. Attorney's Office dropped those charges six weeks later.
February 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Next witness to testify is Marimar Martinez, a U.S. citizen and Chicago resident who was shot five times by CBP agents in October and was later charged with assaulting the agents who shot her. The U.S. Attorney's Office dropped those charges six weeks later.
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Martinez is recounting her harrowing experience: after being shot by CBP agents, she drove a mile to the safety of an auto shop where she called 911, got treatment at a hospital for 7 bullet wounds, then was immediately taken into custody by federal agents.
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Martinez is recounting her harrowing experience: after being shot by CBP agents, she drove a mile to the safety of an auto shop where she called 911, got treatment at a hospital for 7 bullet wounds, then was immediately taken into custody by federal agents.
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The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.
Starfleet Academy is one of those shows where the first episode is reeeeeeally shoddy and awkward, but the episodes after are actually good.
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Starfleet Academy is one of those shows where the first episode is reeeeeeally shoddy and awkward, but the episodes after are actually good.
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LITERALLY STORMFRONT WAS OPENLY INVOLVED FROM THE FIRST MONTH and people acted like I was being hyperbolic and nagged me not to “godwins law”
It's wild to me that, even before all this, we had on record Bannon saying something along the lines of "we're going to use gamergate to turn kids into Nazis" and barely anyone flinched
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
LITERALLY STORMFRONT WAS OPENLY INVOLVED FROM THE FIRST MONTH and people acted like I was being hyperbolic and nagged me not to “godwins law”
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“Fun” fact: in Trumps first term, Miller LOVED dropping the oddly specific term “rootless cosmopolitans” in his (rarer) speeches. It’s oddly specific because it’s an English translation of a popular Nazi euphemism for Jews, you see.
That’s the skilled speaker they’re fawning over here.
That’s the skilled speaker they’re fawning over here.
Stephen Miller called Alex Pretti a “domestic terrorist” after the VA nurse was killed by federal agents, a rare misstep for Miller, the White House aide stoking Trump’s boundary-pushing impulses.
How Stephen Miller Stokes Trump’s Boundary-Pushing Impulses
The White House aide has been an architect of aggressive immigration sweeps in U.S. cities and deadly boat strikes in the Caribbean.
on.wsj.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“Fun” fact: in Trumps first term, Miller LOVED dropping the oddly specific term “rootless cosmopolitans” in his (rarer) speeches. It’s oddly specific because it’s an English translation of a popular Nazi euphemism for Jews, you see.
That’s the skilled speaker they’re fawning over here.
That’s the skilled speaker they’re fawning over here.
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It’s not really about the Latin.
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
It’s not really about the Latin.
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HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
do it Leo. do it. you want to. you can. these guys were excommunicated in 1988 for doing this and they just did it again. you have the opportunity to do the coolest and funniest thing in the world
do it Leo. do it. you want to. you can. these guys were excommunicated in 1988 for doing this and they just did it again. you have the opportunity to do the coolest and funniest thing in the world
Pope Leo XIV is facing his first major crisis with traditionalist Catholics.
Pope Leo XIV faces crisis as a traditionalist group plans bishop consecrations without consent
Pope Leo XIV is facing his first major crisis with traditionalist Catholics. A breakaway group attached to the traditional Latin Mass, the Society of St.
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February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
do it Leo. do it. you want to. you can. these guys were excommunicated in 1988 for doing this and they just did it again. you have the opportunity to do the coolest and funniest thing in the world
do it Leo. do it. you want to. you can. these guys were excommunicated in 1988 for doing this and they just did it again. you have the opportunity to do the coolest and funniest thing in the world
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Stupidification and dewokification of Karate Kid.
First look at ‘WAY OF THE WARRIOR KID’, starring Chris Pratt and Jude Hill.
The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies.
Releasing November 20 on Apple TV
The film follows a decorated Navy SEAL who trains his nephew to stand up to his bullies.
Releasing November 20 on Apple TV
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Stupidification and dewokification of Karate Kid.
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Garcia: I want to remind the American public of Stephen Miller. There's probably no single person in this government that has done more damage and more harm to people across this country than this man right here. It's our job to hold him responsible
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Garcia: I want to remind the American public of Stephen Miller. There's probably no single person in this government that has done more damage and more harm to people across this country than this man right here. It's our job to hold him responsible
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Chuck Schumer is such a worthless piece of doodoo
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Chuck Schumer is such a worthless piece of doodoo
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This looks like the guy you meet in the woods after your car breaks down in the low budget indie horror movie Eli Roth passed on producing because it's too expected.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
This looks like the guy you meet in the woods after your car breaks down in the low budget indie horror movie Eli Roth passed on producing because it's too expected.
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again, a list of weak sauce demands from party leader fossils that is like 1% of what is necessary won't stop this.. have to wipe out the entire thing
The Trump regime is plotting to convert commercial warehouses to massive ICE detention centers.
Private prison corporations, who just so happened to donate to Trump, are already raking in billions.
How many more private companies are going to cash in on this cruelty?
Private prison corporations, who just so happened to donate to Trump, are already raking in billions.
How many more private companies are going to cash in on this cruelty?
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
again, a list of weak sauce demands from party leader fossils that is like 1% of what is necessary won't stop this.. have to wipe out the entire thing
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King: boy those Epstein emails
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
King: boy those Epstein emails
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
King: it's really sobering to see how money and power allowed sex predators to operate
Neil Gaiman: hello everyone
Gaiman: i'm back
Barker: oh boy
Barker: oh boy you sure picked a time
Summons as a kid: “This is so cool, I can have Ramuh shoot lightning bolts and all”
Summons as an adult: “This sucks, these guys don’t even do anything cool, they just talk a lot.”
Summons as an adult: “This sucks, these guys don’t even do anything cool, they just talk a lot.”
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Summons as a kid: “This is so cool, I can have Ramuh shoot lightning bolts and all”
Summons as an adult: “This sucks, these guys don’t even do anything cool, they just talk a lot.”
Summons as an adult: “This sucks, these guys don’t even do anything cool, they just talk a lot.”
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Jaws drop at Trump DOJ prosecutor's 'unbelievable' courtroom admission: 'This job sucks'
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Jaws drop at Trump DOJ prosecutor's 'unbelievable' courtroom admission: 'This job sucks'
An assistant U.S. attorney in the Trump administration made an admission to a Minnesota federal judge in open court on Tuesday that left legal experts open-mouthed.According to FOX9's Paul Blume, when...
www.rawstory.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Jaws drop at Trump DOJ prosecutor's 'unbelievable' courtroom admission: 'This job sucks'
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