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salarta.bsky.social
Tits: The Season
@salarta.bsky.social
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Your favorite poster’s person they don’t know but sometimes reply to. i r mail (as in he/him/his) and cis. Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Banner by @kahlart. https://linktr.ee/salarta
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Nice
Graphic showing my top PS5 game was Death Stranding 2 at 169 hours. Also games played 40, total trophies 929, hours played 1415. Screen showing I earned 929 trophies. 15 platinum, 53 gold, 142 silver, 719 bronze.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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You wouldn’t download a car meme but instead it’s download a horse
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This is Ayla
Two images of Ayla from Chrono Trigger side by side. Left is her in an anime style cutscene. Right is her 16 bit sprite performing her move where she blows a kiss and pink hearts appear.
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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A picture of the shamwow guy being his dumbass self, smiling at the camera with a headset on while holding up yellow towels, looking similar to Trump from the quoted skeet
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Hey @mementomorty.bsky.social would you like some shredded cheese
A picture of a block of cheese that’s had buff arms added to its sides
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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You know me, I’m always saying profilesala.
A list of my most used words. Most common 5 are apparently fuck, shit, Trump, mean, and penis. Lower left said I regularly say profilesala.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Oh shit oh fuck

Watch this for Deer Woman. Fucking watch it. Watch it now. Close BlueSky and fucking watch. It’s got everything you want plus a goth Scully mortician.
A blonde woman looking freaked out while holding a deer leg, aka me if you don’t watch Deer Woman
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Me showing people around the place
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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From Parks and Rec, a piece of paper held up that says “I can do what I want.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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FF7 screenshot of party in front of midgar snake monster impaled on spike with Cloud saying “Did Sephiroth… do this?”
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Moe from Simpsons behind his bar, phone receiver in hand
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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No I’m not
A screenshot from the video, captured at a point where the paper says “You’re a celebrity.”
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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There is the Ing
Image of the enemy Outcast from Final Fantasy VI, which was called Ing for FF3 U.S.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Found the Lucy Maclean one
A side by side comparison of a promo image of Lucy Maclean from the Fallout TV show. The original on the left has her back to the viewer. The modified on the right was modified by AI to give her a “bigger” butt, but it makes that and her pants look stupidly puffed up like a balloon animal or a pant based whoopee cushion.
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Gonna ask people who see this to share cases of gamers/incels “improving” female characters. By which I mean they go out of their way to complain about the official designs and claim it’s designed for gamers/fans.

Especially looking for one of Lucy Maclean with a stupidly puffed up suit.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Or FF4 Golbez
Image of Golbez from FF4
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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You know, this can actually be true. It’s
Easy to eliminate poverty and have high income for all when you murder everyone except the obscenely rich.
Elon Musk & X @elonmusk • 5h Optimus will eliminate poverty and provide universal high income for all
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Porn fic writer problems (from here www.tumblr.com/senatortedcr... )
Screenshot of notes from an AO3 fic, as follows: Notes: Please stop leaving comments that relitigate your real-world parasocial love or equally parasocial hate for Taylor Swift. This is not the forum for that, this is an erotic mind control story about Taylor Swift enthusiastically falling under the corrupting influence of a mysterious amulet, the origin of which is not explored though is likely sorcery-based.
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Tumblr posts with the following text. catgirlcadaver Follow Nov 22, 2023 "Get on your knees, Kitten. And pick a safe word. You're gonna need one I'm done." looking at that one booktok post and didn't realize how funny this is. ou do not know what a safe word is dinoburger Follow Nov 24, 2023 #get on your knees kitten I'm about to do sex so bad you will instantly tap out
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Now with alt text.

And like I said in a reply, how the fuck does a 15 year old simultaneously look younger than they are AND look legal to a passerby?
MEGYN KELLY (HOST): As for Epstein, I've said this before, but just as a reminder, I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. Not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile. This is this person's view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls. And I realized this is disgusting. I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this. I'm just giving you facts, that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Chicks aren’t into magnets except this chick who is super into magnets.
Picture of Polaris/Lorna Dane from X-Men. She’s wearing a green bodysuit with a helmet similar to Magneto’s but with her own touches, and has a long cape. She’s using her powers in space to drag the giant Knowhere head behind her.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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An image of Tumblr posts that starts with a screenshot from a TikTok that’s just someone’s pants and a caption. Said caption is the quote below. The rest is Tumblr messages. catgirlcadaver Follow Nov 22, 2023 "Get on your knees, Kitten. And pick a safe word. You're gonna need one I'm done." looking at that one booktok post and didn't realize how funny this is. ou do not know what a safe word is dinoburger Follow Nov 24, 2023 #get on your knees kitten I'm about to do sex so bad you will instantly tap out
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Neither did I
A poll of top 15 most attractive hobbies to women, for men to have. The OP edited in an entry for history at the top that was 100%. I simply replaced that with “writing weird porn fic.”
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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*whispers to wife* you get your nipples from your dad

Also:
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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And here we have @tombrevoort.bsky.social showing his immense nostalgia for sexism when he can get away with it.

I’ll be more fully laying out the sexism of this later.
A garbage comic book page forcing Havolaris where Polaris is pregnant with Havok’s kid, but it doesn’t include her barefoot and in the kitchen yet cause Brevoort’s building up to that.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM