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Jacob
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mildly unhinged. Christian. IWW 570. Yinzer. For the One Big Union. he/him.
Really enjoying watching all the chuds cry in the comments of Coheed’s latest video; really goes to show how much they refuse to actually engage with the music and stories Coheed has been making for years
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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now that she's leaving politics forever, i'm looking forward to who will replace Marjorie Taylor Greene -- a corpse inside an abandoned refrigerator
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Trump ten minutes after meeting Zohran
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Trump after a single meeting with someone who is not the void of charisma that is JD Vance and Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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i would like to know zohran's mindfulness routine
November 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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actual unedited clip of the cuomo wrap party
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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oh my god
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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imagine sitting on this with a lawn chair and some beers
USS Enterprise, STAR TREK BEYOND (2016)
September 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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maybe there was no shooter.
a man in a suit and tie is making a silly face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a silly face
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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in case my fed handler is here, as a principled Marxist you know I do not endorse adventurism, but you also know I sure as shit won’t shed a single fucking tear for these assholes either
September 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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it’s so cool that we had 2 incredibly unwell, close to death presidents in a row
September 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Hey guys, sorry for the confusion. I was the person who ordered all those pizzas from the pentagon pizza place. I was just really hungry and I honestly don’t know why that restaurant was available to me because I live in LA and they’re not here yet so I’m still hungry. Is $8 enough to tip or no
August 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Website developers and not deleting the wrong DNS records: challenge impossible
August 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM