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This is the unfiltered inner monologue. Shitposting is life, shitposto ergo sum. amab, agender, autistic, cat dad, stoner, Trekkie, terminally horny. Desperately gripping Hanlon's Razor.

If you are under 18, this feed is not for you. Sorry.
December 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Am I a bad person for wanting him to get interviewed against his will?
Vegas is not making Carter Hart available to the media today.
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Qui-gon has fallen to the dark side
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Picard morality tip: If one side of a conflict preaches purity of bloodline above communal benefit for all, join the other side.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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New work autoreply email just dropped
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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BATTLE AWAITS. SATE YOUR THIRST.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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how to tell if a cat is a changeling
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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People who aren't rich while men have had social services called on them for far less.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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this is absolutely worth six seconds of your time
Gophers...
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Contrary to lies printed in the New York Times, the president was not asleep during a cabinet meeting, nor did he suffer a “nocturnal emission”. He was wide awake the whole time, and his mastery of his own body is so complete that he was able to bring himself to climax through thought alone
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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can betazoids sense when you're stoned
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I question the “we can do better” part. It’s demonstrably false at this point.
The fate of the free world rests on someone who requires weekly MRI tests to monitor his advancing dementia.

We can do better.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM