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rumham.bsky.social
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Lamar Jackson by himself. Now imagine the kind of guy who could tackle Derrick Henry by himself. They are very different guys. Unless they are Venom
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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My preferred outcome is that the entire Belichick situation becomes funnier and funnier and so far so good
September 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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July 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.
April 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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never seen anyone that looks more like the living embodiment of a ren & stimpy close-up than rfk jr
January 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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We went to a kid-friendly murder mystery tonight and someone brought their baby. 13yo was keeping notes on who he thought the murderer was, and at the bottom of the page it just said BABY, all caps, huge letters, circled and underlined.
January 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I am rooting for Milwaukee in the Cup final on the principle that OKC does not deserve to raise any banners - even this one - until Seattle gets the Sonics back again.
December 15, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Me: they have EVERYTHING
Buddy: No way. I'm looking for Post on vinyl and a dildo
Me: you're never gonna believe this
August 17, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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*door in my house opens on its own*

me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure

the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
November 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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TREAT YOURSELF A ROUND OF SAUSAGE
November 12, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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my plan to save the democratic party is to ask people what their favorite episode of the west wing is and if they have an answer they are banned from leadership positions at the dnc
November 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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This is the fundamental paradox of AI: if it's actually helping you, there is no way to know when it is no longer helping you.

Put another way: if you can supervise it effectively enough to catch its mistakes, you probably didn't need it in the first place.
Scaling up and shaping up large language models increased their tendency to provide sensible yet incorrect answers at difficulty levels humans cannot supervise, highlighting the need for a shift in AI design towards reliability, according to a paper in Nature. go.nature.com/4eCAnis 🧪
September 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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I like that George RR Martin gave his royal house a name that makes them sound Armenian but offset it by making them the least Armenian-looking people possible
July 10, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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carrots look pretty happy despite their underground existence but potatoes seem to be possessed by a dread chthonic melancholy, the melancholy of a creature that has known nothing but filth and darkness
February 21, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back
November 9, 2023 at 4:57 AM
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Why is Wilford Brimley grizzled French Mario in Hard Target
October 27, 2023 at 1:34 AM
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imo every sport, not just professional wrestling, would benefit from having an Undertaker-like figure. A player whose backstory is that they’ve returned from the dead, and they draw their power from a mysterious urn
August 16, 2023 at 1:33 PM
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hey all! just a heads-up for you in case you missed it. on november 27th, 1905 in ionia, michigan, a wagon full of hay drove by. and then later some guy stood around for a while
August 18, 2023 at 11:25 PM