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I've seen multiple "Heated Rivalry but for Curling" jokes but like, you don't need to invent a fanfiction world where there are gay professional curlers, literally 2 of the top 10 skips in the men's world rankings are gay
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I've seen multiple "Heated Rivalry but for Curling" jokes but like, you don't need to invent a fanfiction world where there are gay professional curlers, literally 2 of the top 10 skips in the men's world rankings are gay
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THE PANTS HAVE RETURNED
NORWAY HAS BROUGHT BACK THE PANTS TO HEAL THE SPORT IN A TIME OF NEED
NORWAY HAS BROUGHT BACK THE PANTS TO HEAL THE SPORT IN A TIME OF NEED
February 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
THE PANTS HAVE RETURNED
NORWAY HAS BROUGHT BACK THE PANTS TO HEAL THE SPORT IN A TIME OF NEED
NORWAY HAS BROUGHT BACK THE PANTS TO HEAL THE SPORT IN A TIME OF NEED
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![Star Trek The Original Series scene. Montgomery Scott, in his red uniform and with a floral red velvety looking backdrop, looks happy. Like, just SO happy. He's beaming, not StarTrek beaming, just happy beaming. Closed caption reads: [BANGING]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i6ocendj65mmddfndihajsky/bafkreicbz4twkqoqvwusnle6jcrjnlpkzwbtomhchn7iezqq6xwkqyidu4@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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"I don't like being accused of cheating"
(ok sir but there's HD footage of you breaking a rule)
"So I told him where to stick it, we're the wrong team to do that to"
(you're a 44-year-old man representing your nation at the Olympic Games this is not the Friday night men's kegger league in Regina)
(ok sir but there's HD footage of you breaking a rule)
"So I told him where to stick it, we're the wrong team to do that to"
(you're a 44-year-old man representing your nation at the Olympic Games this is not the Friday night men's kegger league in Regina)
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"I don't like being accused of cheating"
(ok sir but there's HD footage of you breaking a rule)
"So I told him where to stick it, we're the wrong team to do that to"
(you're a 44-year-old man representing your nation at the Olympic Games this is not the Friday night men's kegger league in Regina)
(ok sir but there's HD footage of you breaking a rule)
"So I told him where to stick it, we're the wrong team to do that to"
(you're a 44-year-old man representing your nation at the Olympic Games this is not the Friday night men's kegger league in Regina)
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"Can you believe that the Brad Jacobs team are acting like hothead cheaters and yelling 'fuck off' to opponents at the Olympics??"
(thinking deeply for 2 seconds) "yes I can believe that"
(thinking deeply for 2 seconds) "yes I can believe that"
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
"Can you believe that the Brad Jacobs team are acting like hothead cheaters and yelling 'fuck off' to opponents at the Olympics??"
(thinking deeply for 2 seconds) "yes I can believe that"
(thinking deeply for 2 seconds) "yes I can believe that"
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Hey if you're in NYC watching the Men's Curling right now and hearing about Ardsley and going "Too bad it's not in the city" let me tell you about the Brooklyn Lakeside Curling Club!
www.brooklyncurling.org
www.brooklyncurling.org
Brooklyn Lakeside Curling Club
Curling is for everyone! Join our mailing list and be the first to know about Try Curling classes, curling leagues, and other events.
www.brooklyncurling.org
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Hey if you're in NYC watching the Men's Curling right now and hearing about Ardsley and going "Too bad it's not in the city" let me tell you about the Brooklyn Lakeside Curling Club!
www.brooklyncurling.org
www.brooklyncurling.org
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This could be why Bitcoin is crashing. People are switching back to high yield tulips.
Tulips from Lincolnshire on sale in a cafe/deli around the corner from my office in London for... yes, **£50** a bunch 🌷🌷😬😲
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 AM
This could be why Bitcoin is crashing. People are switching back to high yield tulips.
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Editorial: I don’t celebrate Groundhog Day because I honour groundhogs every day of the year
Editorial: I don’t celebrate Groundhog Day because I honour groundhogs every day of the year
As February 2nd approaches, and I watch my friends and family stress over making the perfect plans for Groundhog Day, I can’t help but sit back and watch in bewilderment. Because you see, for me, ever...
www.thebeaverton.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Editorial: I don’t celebrate Groundhog Day because I honour groundhogs every day of the year
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punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
punxsutawney phil (just had visions of pestilence, blood rain, malignant false idols, stillborn livestock): uuuh 6 more weeks of winter
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Does anyone want to watch that Einarson shot in the 10th again
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Does anyone want to watch that Einarson shot in the 10th again
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Get in loser we’re watching the Scotties 1-2 Page Playoff Game
February 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Get in loser we’re watching the Scotties 1-2 Page Playoff Game
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CURLING 🥌 JELLYCAT
First Olympic purchase secured.
How cuuuuuuute is this? (I bought two)
First Olympic purchase secured.
How cuuuuuuute is this? (I bought two)
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
CURLING 🥌 JELLYCAT
First Olympic purchase secured.
How cuuuuuuute is this? (I bought two)
First Olympic purchase secured.
How cuuuuuuute is this? (I bought two)
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countries who have made a curler their Olympic flag bearer since 1998:
DENMARK (6 times) (???)
Great Britain (twice)
Norway (twice)
Italy/Sweden/Japan/USA/New Zealand (once)
DENMARK (6 times) (???)
Great Britain (twice)
Norway (twice)
Italy/Sweden/Japan/USA/New Zealand (once)
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 PM
countries who have made a curler their Olympic flag bearer since 1998:
DENMARK (6 times) (???)
Great Britain (twice)
Norway (twice)
Italy/Sweden/Japan/USA/New Zealand (once)
DENMARK (6 times) (???)
Great Britain (twice)
Norway (twice)
Italy/Sweden/Japan/USA/New Zealand (once)
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We hope all Member States will pay by the end of the month, in accordance with our obligations under the UN Charter.
Timely and predictable financing is essential for the UN to effectively deliver on peace & security, sustainable development, and human rights.
Timely and predictable financing is essential for the UN to effectively deliver on peace & security, sustainable development, and human rights.
January 23, 2026 at 5:41 PM
We hope all Member States will pay by the end of the month, in accordance with our obligations under the UN Charter.
Timely and predictable financing is essential for the UN to effectively deliver on peace & security, sustainable development, and human rights.
Timely and predictable financing is essential for the UN to effectively deliver on peace & security, sustainable development, and human rights.
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I’m doing dry January (a month of straight faced, witty observational posts, delivered with minimal effort)
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I’m doing dry January (a month of straight faced, witty observational posts, delivered with minimal effort)
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Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sometimes a user will post a joke and then that very same user will post something sincere. And I as the reader am expected to understand this, using my brain?
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Some heroes wear capes. Others of them wear sweatshirts with chenille lettering and a stitched logo near the bottom hem.
January 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Some heroes wear capes. Others of them wear sweatshirts with chenille lettering and a stitched logo near the bottom hem.
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Military Might Does Not Mean Full Security, Disarmament Official Warns passblue.com/2026/01/14/m...
Military Might Does Not Mean Full Security, Disarmament Official Warns
passblue.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Military Might Does Not Mean Full Security, Disarmament Official Warns passblue.com/2026/01/14/m...
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That first Monday of the new year feel when everyone finally circles back after the holidays...
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
That first Monday of the new year feel when everyone finally circles back after the holidays...
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Let's get back to posting!
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Let's get back to posting!
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hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
hey: the Olympics are next month. I'm the president of a regional curling assocation. if you need someone on your show/podcast to discuss curling, particuarly its growth, popularity, culture, and community ties in the USA, I can find someone or, gasp, appear on it myself
suss2hyphens at gmail
suss2hyphens at gmail
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A thing I heard on the plane earlier: a man with an Australian accent saying "Sprite, with ice."
January 5, 2026 at 8:16 AM
A thing I heard on the plane earlier: a man with an Australian accent saying "Sprite, with ice."