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feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia
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· Mar 29
All these billionaire dummies trying to take over governments and use squid glands to live forever, and meanwhile Mariska Hargitay is going to be the main religious figure in 2625 because she executive produced thirty seasons of her being the Living Messiah.
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).
I Will Introduce To You My Huge Tits. 03 105cm / I-cup
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).
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Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.
When me and the boys get our edits rejected from Wookiepedia
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When me and the boys get our edits rejected from Wookiepedia
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got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
I really expected one or both of these to be paraphrases
Can’t decide which is the wilder use of “BREAKING” by a government official:
1. “BREAKING: I’m launching undercover operations” — Texas Attorney General
Or
2. “BREAKING: MSNBC still an ass clown factory” — FBI Director
1. “BREAKING: I’m launching undercover operations” — Texas Attorney General
Or
2. “BREAKING: MSNBC still an ass clown factory” — FBI Director
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I really expected one or both of these to be paraphrases
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Gaza fishermen able to fish for first time thanks to sumud flotilla distraction
they STILL FED MY PEOPLE. 🥹
they STILL FED MY PEOPLE. 🥹
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Gaza fishermen able to fish for first time thanks to sumud flotilla distraction
they STILL FED MY PEOPLE. 🥹
they STILL FED MY PEOPLE. 🥹
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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the only kind of society that is going to be livable - and perhaps this is already irretrievably out of reach - is going to be one where consistent rules and some general baseline of truth exist and are agreed upon. if that's a pie in the sky fantasy then so is anything else worthwhile
September 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the only kind of society that is going to be livable - and perhaps this is already irretrievably out of reach - is going to be one where consistent rules and some general baseline of truth exist and are agreed upon. if that's a pie in the sky fantasy then so is anything else worthwhile
Side-eyeing sidewalker
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Side-eyeing sidewalker
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stuff sucks, here's a gar
September 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
stuff sucks, here's a gar
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“In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving.” is, and it pains me greatly to say this, a pretty good joke.
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving.” is, and it pains me greatly to say this, a pretty good joke.
cardboard box on a residential lawn:
Big Tits As Is. 4 Hours.
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
cardboard box on a residential lawn:
Can’t find it because the search engines are dogshit now, but I remember some guy‘s ad that said “Totally exonerated. No corruption.” and I might just be painfully Millenial but I feel the absolute floor for political operatives is not setting up a Lionel Hutz joke.
If you let a photographer talk you into an Alliance of Magicians shot then I don't trust you to win elections
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Can’t find it because the search engines are dogshit now, but I remember some guy‘s ad that said “Totally exonerated. No corruption.” and I might just be painfully Millenial but I feel the absolute floor for political operatives is not setting up a Lionel Hutz joke.
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Sad Brit weeping with a hand against the window
there's a korean guy and a somali guy outside my apartment loudly and enthusiastically hyping each other up about each other's cuisines. it's extremely endearing
September 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sad Brit weeping with a hand against the window
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Centrist time traveller goes back to argue with Hitler
September 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Centrist time traveller goes back to argue with Hitler
So we‘re like what three months tops from a full on firefight between lulz addicts and off-duty cops working security
They’re going to notice pretty quickly that assassinating public figures is going to generate way more attention than “boring old school shootings” soon enough.
September 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
So we‘re like what three months tops from a full on firefight between lulz addicts and off-duty cops working security
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One big problem is that to truly understand what the internet is doing to people, you have to be on it too much to play any useful role in society
September 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
One big problem is that to truly understand what the internet is doing to people, you have to be on it too much to play any useful role in society
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Way things are going, your kid’s probably going to attack a lieutenant governor with a railroad spike because a chatGPT Labubu said it loved him, might as well get that bag
September 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Way things are going, your kid’s probably going to attack a lieutenant governor with a railroad spike because a chatGPT Labubu said it loved him, might as well get that bag
Looking forward to an endless future of public figures getting folded by video game nihilists who write STREAM SILKSONG on their body armour and pick their targets based on who’s at the convention center next weekend.
September 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Looking forward to an endless future of public figures getting folded by video game nihilists who write STREAM SILKSONG on their body armour and pick their targets based on who’s at the convention center next weekend.
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IMHO there’s a pretty wide gap between the state deciding who dies and individual citizens expressing their dissatisfaction. The real argument against political assassination is that there’s an endlessly deep bench of ideologically identical replacements for any given ghoul.
February 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
IMHO there’s a pretty wide gap between the state deciding who dies and individual citizens expressing their dissatisfaction. The real argument against political assassination is that there’s an endlessly deep bench of ideologically identical replacements for any given ghoul.
Not only are we pinning it all on unobtanium, we’ve diverted every resource that might conceivably help us discover unobtanium towards fake money to make the wealthy recession-proof and a tech bubble that makes 2000 look like a Laurence Welk song.
There's long been a kind of suicidal ideology regarding climate change like "we don't have to do anything because scientists will come up with a Miraculous Solution"
and now every single problem in the world has "we don't have to do anything because LLMs will fix it" guys running all the newsrooms
and now every single problem in the world has "we don't have to do anything because LLMs will fix it" guys running all the newsrooms
August 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not only are we pinning it all on unobtanium, we’ve diverted every resource that might conceivably help us discover unobtanium towards fake money to make the wealthy recession-proof and a tech bubble that makes 2000 look like a Laurence Welk song.