toni
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Shelf Kitty Boop 😺
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Shelf Kitty Boop 😺
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i hate this chud so much
February 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
i hate this chud so much
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sorry everyone, it was my first day running the big industrial fan outside congress. i read the "wind up" button on the controls as "wind up (point upward)" instead of "wind up (spin faster)". i don't want my mistake to distract from this very important message.
Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
sorry everyone, it was my first day running the big industrial fan outside congress. i read the "wind up" button on the controls as "wind up (point upward)" instead of "wind up (spin faster)". i don't want my mistake to distract from this very important message.
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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This guy is like if Jeremy Fragrance had a gun.
Sturla Holm Laegreid's ex-girlfriend responds after his cheating confession at Olympics
Sturla Holm Laegreid's ex-girlfriend responds after his cheating confession at Olympics
The ex-girlfriend of Norwegian biathlete Sturla Holm Laegreid has said his actions are "hard to forgive" after he admitted to cheating on her in a live television interview after winning a bronze medal.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
This guy is like if Jeremy Fragrance had a gun.
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JD Vance saying the words “pop off”…
Disturbing to the senses
Disturbing to the senses
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
JD Vance saying the words “pop off”…
Disturbing to the senses
Disturbing to the senses
Back in my dad every television show had witches or vampires or werewolves. Now you’re lucky if there’s just two
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Back in my dad every television show had witches or vampires or werewolves. Now you’re lucky if there’s just two
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When your post gets in the discover feed
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
When your post gets in the discover feed
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Gen Z really got me with “the concept of…”
February 12, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Gen Z really got me with “the concept of…”
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So unless Pam Bondi asked for white blonde with streaks of piss yellow, her colorist hates her guts
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
So unless Pam Bondi asked for white blonde with streaks of piss yellow, her colorist hates her guts
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Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
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Type of shit the Class Action Park guys were designing
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Type of shit the Class Action Park guys were designing
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Summer Olympics characters: The casual assassin; the incompetent breakdancer.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Summer Olympics characters: The casual assassin; the incompetent breakdancer.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
Winter Olympics characters: The genuinely evil ice dancing duo; the medalist who tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend.
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
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if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
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What do you think? Originally made for my newborn grandson but looks so good on the ever cool Kato! #cat #catclothes ❤️😍
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 PM
What do you think? Originally made for my newborn grandson but looks so good on the ever cool Kato! #cat #catclothes ❤️😍
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it really is amazing how Puerto Rico, how one island can produce such musical ubiquity. that's really cool
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
it really is amazing how Puerto Rico, how one island can produce such musical ubiquity. that's really cool
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
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![Cartoon.
A person is standing in front of a desktop computer.
PERSON: Say "I am alive"
COMPUTER: [typed text] I AM ALIVE
PERSON: oh my god.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nsoblc5guyu4evlajh6lbr7a/bafkreicaq6i3jv2w223pcow55azh7bqwarss2sdushdxzwqzcl5xclrpwa@jpeg)