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That's right. Much love to all of my friends on this website
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That's right. Much love to all of my friends on this website
Guess whose doctor thinks they have PCOS 🕺💃
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Guess whose doctor thinks they have PCOS 🕺💃
everyone hold me in your hearts and think of my fragile emotional state as i get a pap test i've been putting off for far too long today
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
everyone hold me in your hearts and think of my fragile emotional state as i get a pap test i've been putting off for far too long today
i haven't been able to stop thinking about "🫵 quiet, piggy"
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i haven't been able to stop thinking about "🫵 quiet, piggy"
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I touched the poop and I won't apologize
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I touched the poop and I won't apologize
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love when you see someone complaining about "high school mean girl behavior" and it's just an adult woman talking to other adults
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
love when you see someone complaining about "high school mean girl behavior" and it's just an adult woman talking to other adults
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
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this email from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is so funny. i love how many people are cc’d on it
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this email from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is so funny. i love how many people are cc’d on it
Björk showed up and blew my pussy to smithereens?
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Björk showed up and blew my pussy to smithereens?
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I am a sensational boy
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I am a sensational boy
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Can you tell the other cheerleaders in class what it was like to be in the war sir
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Can you tell the other cheerleaders in class what it was like to be in the war sir
Unfortunately this is now stuck in my head
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Unfortunately this is now stuck in my head
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olivia nuzzi might be one of the most insane people i’ve ever seen in the world of journalism. WHAT IS THIS LMFAO come on!!!!
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
olivia nuzzi might be one of the most insane people i’ve ever seen in the world of journalism. WHAT IS THIS LMFAO come on!!!!
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If Shake & Steak is RFK Jr and McDonalds is Trump, Arby’s should strike and be like ok we’re just for gay people now. Arby’s gay as hell. If you’re straight they throw brisket at you as soon as you walk through the door. Corner your market.
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If Shake & Steak is RFK Jr and McDonalds is Trump, Arby’s should strike and be like ok we’re just for gay people now. Arby’s gay as hell. If you’re straight they throw brisket at you as soon as you walk through the door. Corner your market.
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happy international mens day to this guy
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
happy international mens day to this guy
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Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
These pants look so stupid i’m going to die
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
These pants look so stupid i’m going to die
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This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
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what it must be like to kiss one of those
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
what it must be like to kiss one of those
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Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer
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pregnancy test that plays one of those bowling alley strike animations if it's positive
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
pregnancy test that plays one of those bowling alley strike animations if it's positive
we call it the drip drip
Trump: And you know, we got rid of the drip drip water, we call it the drip drip, where it drip drips out of the sink, states with tremendous water, so much water they have nothing but problems getting rid. They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven, right?
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
we call it the drip drip