John Roddy
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February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
mods on vacation. time to deep fry a turkey inside the house
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Speaking as someone familiar with quantum mechanics, I would say that it depends on how you define "exist." According to the Copenhagen interpretation, it is meaningless to define existence in the absence of observation and
It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Speaking as someone familiar with quantum mechanics, I would say that it depends on how you define "exist." According to the Copenhagen interpretation, it is meaningless to define existence in the absence of observation and
*hair dryer noise*
Jim Jordan: "You have a right to protest in the street, but that doesn't give you a right to go into the Capitol and disrupt Congress"
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
*hair dryer noise*
I've nominated this majority opinion as the new poster child for my campaign to rename "textualism" to judicial astrology.
"My interpretation makes no sense, so I am not going to 'speculate' on the very clear evidence in the law itself that my interpretation makes no sense."
![This court declines to speculate about why Congress may or may not have deferred implementation of § 1225(b)(2)(A). "[It is never [the court's] job to rewrite ... statutory text under the banner of speculation about what Congress might have done." Garland v. Cargill, 602 U.S. 406, 428, 144 S. Ct. 1613, 1626 (2024) (quoting Henson v. Santander Consumer
USA Inc., 582 U.S. 79, 89, 137 S. Ct. 1718, 1725 (2017)). Congress could have declined to delay implementation of § 1225(b)(2)(A) for any number of reasons, and reading into a Congressional omission provides little insight, if any, into the meaning of clear text.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/bafkreia3dtkiofvlibkuygqb254hsveeqgzjmru3m7o5psk6s4abhubi3i@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I've nominated this majority opinion as the new poster child for my campaign to rename "textualism" to judicial astrology.
*stares in emancipation proclamation*
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
*stares in emancipation proclamation*
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The worsening situation in America moved me to pick up a guitar again after 20 years.
This is my first protest song, "Crazy". I'll be releasing seven more original tracks over the next few weeks.
It's my first single and my first album.
I hope you enjoy.
youtu.be/8wyIvDJOccc
This is my first protest song, "Crazy". I'll be releasing seven more original tracks over the next few weeks.
It's my first single and my first album.
I hope you enjoy.
youtu.be/8wyIvDJOccc
Crazy - L. John French - 2026 American Revolution
YouTube video by Lawful Masses with Leonard French
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The worsening situation in America moved me to pick up a guitar again after 20 years.
This is my first protest song, "Crazy". I'll be releasing seven more original tracks over the next few weeks.
It's my first single and my first album.
I hope you enjoy.
youtu.be/8wyIvDJOccc
This is my first protest song, "Crazy". I'll be releasing seven more original tracks over the next few weeks.
It's my first single and my first album.
I hope you enjoy.
youtu.be/8wyIvDJOccc
President Stephen Miller is a cunt. You can quote me on that.
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 PM
President Stephen Miller is a cunt. You can quote me on that.
For perspective, imagine if the question was "Is gravity more clockwise than counter-clockwise?" with the expectation that you'd give a simple yes or no answer. That's about how ridiculous it is to ask "can a man become a woman?" or the likes. It's insane.
January 19, 2026 at 5:38 PM
For perspective, imagine if the question was "Is gravity more clockwise than counter-clockwise?" with the expectation that you'd give a simple yes or no answer. That's about how ridiculous it is to ask "can a man become a woman?" or the likes. It's insane.
I strongly recommend that anyone who wants tech like this go for a @ubiquiti.bsky.social solution. It has a steep learning curve and ain't cheep, but you can totally make it 100% locally hosted with absolute control of who accesses it.
I've been saying to get rid of your ring for years, but SERIOUSLY. Get rid of your ring!!!
It was inevitable.
January 19, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I strongly recommend that anyone who wants tech like this go for a @ubiquiti.bsky.social solution. It has a steep learning curve and ain't cheep, but you can totally make it 100% locally hosted with absolute control of who accesses it.
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
I met my wife in a library. That's novel.
I once dated a woman studying Mexico under Porfirio Díaz. We're history.
I once dated a baseball player. He struck out.
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I met my wife in a library. That's novel.
VERY important decision here. Patently offensive and incendiary speech like this is the entire reason the first amendment exists. That this man has to spend 20 years in prison for it is a grave failure of the justice system.
4th Cir. holds that it violated the First Amendment to convict Virginia man of soliciting treason for his inflammatory, disturbing, and deeply offensive post-9/11 statements which urged no concrete criminal plan or provide assistance to crime.
Huge case.
www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/144...
Huge case.
www.ca4.uscourts.gov/opinions/144...
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
VERY important decision here. Patently offensive and incendiary speech like this is the entire reason the first amendment exists. That this man has to spend 20 years in prison for it is a grave failure of the justice system.
The only face that should be shot by the federal government is that of high grocery prices, not innocent citizens.
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The only face that should be shot by the federal government is that of high grocery prices, not innocent citizens.
Literally 100% of the murders in Minneapolis this year were committed by DHS agents.
Noem on Minneapolis: "We've got thousands of officers there and I'm not opposed to sending more if necessary to keep people safe"
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Literally 100% of the murders in Minneapolis this year were committed by DHS agents.
Dem messaging from this morning: "pwease twump focus on gwocewy pwices"
Dem messaging tonight: "ya know what? fuck off."
This is an improvement. More fuck words.
Dem messaging tonight: "ya know what? fuck off."
This is an improvement. More fuck words.
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Dem messaging from this morning: "pwease twump focus on gwocewy pwices"
Dem messaging tonight: "ya know what? fuck off."
This is an improvement. More fuck words.
Dem messaging tonight: "ya know what? fuck off."
This is an improvement. More fuck words.
*sigh*
Please stop targeting and harassing trans women into deactivating their accounts over that stupid Animal Crossing mod thing. We're up to at least three now.
Please stop targeting and harassing trans women into deactivating their accounts over that stupid Animal Crossing mod thing. We're up to at least three now.
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
*sigh*
Please stop targeting and harassing trans women into deactivating their accounts over that stupid Animal Crossing mod thing. We're up to at least three now.
Please stop targeting and harassing trans women into deactivating their accounts over that stupid Animal Crossing mod thing. We're up to at least three now.
I was standing still in the middle of a hallway without being close to anything sharp or dangerous. The resulting bruise wasn't that painful, but I was so confused as to how it was possible that I can't even remember how I managed to get hurt in the first place.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I was standing still in the middle of a hallway without being close to anything sharp or dangerous. The resulting bruise wasn't that painful, but I was so confused as to how it was possible that I can't even remember how I managed to get hurt in the first place.
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Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat
This is the core of the 1st amendment on display. You are free to believe [false claim]. You are free to urge others to believe [false claim]. You are even free to lie about why [false claim] is true. But using that lie to instruct others to violently enact [false claim] is *not* protected speech.
Smith says Trump's claims that he won the election were not protected free speech because they were intneded to target a government function. "There is no historical analog for what President Trump did in this case."
December 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is the core of the 1st amendment on display. You are free to believe [false claim]. You are free to urge others to believe [false claim]. You are even free to lie about why [false claim] is true. But using that lie to instruct others to violently enact [false claim] is *not* protected speech.
Show of hands: who else got put on a list of "genocide apologists" or the likes for telling people not to do crimes and brag about them online?
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Show of hands: who else got put on a list of "genocide apologists" or the likes for telling people not to do crimes and brag about them online?
Coca-Cola and McDonald's decided that AI is the future of marketing. Pop-Tarts just doubled down on the exact opposite of AI instead, and I hope the former are taking notes.
The Pop-Tarts mascots at the Pop-Tarts Bowl are true chaos agents.
"Three Pop-Tarts are gonna be sacrificed today, people!"
"Three Pop-Tarts are gonna be sacrificed today, people!"
December 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Coca-Cola and McDonald's decided that AI is the future of marketing. Pop-Tarts just doubled down on the exact opposite of AI instead, and I hope the former are taking notes.
Narrator: Greg Abbott literally pardoned someone who murdered an innocent Texan. And that conviction was secured by the same DA he's complaining about now.
Earlier this week, Greg Abbott took to X to call for the creation of a statewide district attorney.
Greg Abbott calls for statewide district attorney to replace 'progressive DAs'
Earlier this week, Greg Abbott took to X to call for the creation of a statewide district attorney.
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December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Narrator: Greg Abbott literally pardoned someone who murdered an innocent Texan. And that conviction was secured by the same DA he's complaining about now.
I love this. And I especially love how I'm one of like a few dozen people on the planet who understands just how cursed it is. :)
Day 21: Tully Monster
"I Can't Believe It's Not An Invertebrate!" might be the worst margarine brand name ever. What do you think?
#ArtAdventCalendar #Art #DigitalArt #Tullimonstrum #Carboniferous #PaleoArt #SciArt #Paleontology #Fish #Animal #Weird
"I Can't Believe It's Not An Invertebrate!" might be the worst margarine brand name ever. What do you think?
#ArtAdventCalendar #Art #DigitalArt #Tullimonstrum #Carboniferous #PaleoArt #SciArt #Paleontology #Fish #Animal #Weird
December 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I love this. And I especially love how I'm one of like a few dozen people on the planet who understands just how cursed it is. :)