Rob Staeger
@robstaeger.bsky.social
Bon vivant. Your average comics-loving jambalaya hobbit. Writer/editor/word nerd for hire. He/him.
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Deep Dish Nine
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek Themed Restaurant.
What are you calling it?
What are you calling it?
ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
ALT: ncc-1701-g is written on the side of a spaceship
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Deep Dish Nine
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Jesus, all this guy wants to do is make buildings shittier. Get him some Legos and call it a day
President Donald Trump unveiled possible renovations to the former Kennedy Center, promising they would be "unlike anything ever done or seen before.
'Unlike anything!' Trump unveils ostentatious upgrades to MAGA-fied Kennedy Center
President Donald Trump unveiled possible renovations to the former Kennedy Center, promising they would be "unlike anything ever done or seen before."In a Friday post on Truth Social, Trump shared photos of what appeared to be marble slabs."Potential Marble armrests for the seating at The Trump Kenn...
bit.ly
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Jesus, all this guy wants to do is make buildings shittier. Get him some Legos and call it a day
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Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Yeah this is just what his communications team wants right now
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
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vance is a genuine lunatic
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
vance is a genuine lunatic
BREAKING: Child to be born to woman incapable of truth or kindness
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy reut.rs/4scF61W
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Friday that she is expecting a second child, a girl due in May.
reut.rs
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
BREAKING: Child to be born to woman incapable of truth or kindness
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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú officials unveiled a new sensory deprivation marinara tank at a press even...
theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank
Once again, by his own petard.
This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Once again, by his own petard.
Make a Bond movie casual
DR. [shrugs]
DR. [shrugs]
Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Make a Bond movie casual
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
DR. [shrugs]
DR. [shrugs]
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Man, I bet FIFA has egg on their face giving him their prestigious Peace Prize
December 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Man, I bet FIFA has egg on their face giving him their prestigious Peace Prize
...and Tiny Tim, who was getting too old for this shit...
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
...and Tiny Tim, who was getting too old for this shit...
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
...and Tiny Tim, who did not shoot the deputy...
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
...and Tiny Tim, who did not shoot the deputy...
Wrapped gifts while sitting on the guest bed instead of doing it down on the floor, and it honestly is 100 times better. A THOUSAND times better.
Not getting on the floor! It's the hip new thing for old-ass people!
Not getting on the floor! It's the hip new thing for old-ass people!
December 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wrapped gifts while sitting on the guest bed instead of doing it down on the floor, and it honestly is 100 times better. A THOUSAND times better.
Not getting on the floor! It's the hip new thing for old-ass people!
Not getting on the floor! It's the hip new thing for old-ass people!
And Tiny Tim, who would not, could not eat green eggs and ham...
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And Tiny Tim, who would not, could not eat green eggs and ham...
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A man who has never served a day in his life is taking away Veterans' freedom to choose in cases of rape, incest or when the health of the mother is at risk.
Trump is putting millions of Veterans in danger.
And he did it during the holiday season thinking we wouldn’t notice.
Trump is putting millions of Veterans in danger.
And he did it during the holiday season thinking we wouldn’t notice.
🚨🚨 SCOOP @ms.now : The Department of Veteran Affairs has quietly implemented its abortion ban following a DOJ memo issued last week.
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
This will affect 9 million veterans and their dependents, and has been a long time coming: It was outlined in Project 2025.
Read/share 👇
Department of Veterans Affairs quietly implements abortion ban
A VA spokesperson confirmed to MS NOW that the ban was in place following a Department of Justice memo issued last week.
www.ms.now
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A man who has never served a day in his life is taking away Veterans' freedom to choose in cases of rape, incest or when the health of the mother is at risk.
Trump is putting millions of Veterans in danger.
And he did it during the holiday season thinking we wouldn’t notice.
Trump is putting millions of Veterans in danger.
And he did it during the holiday season thinking we wouldn’t notice.
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A food delivery truck parked outside an alleyway into town, giving the impression of a portal from the drab to the magical - only open for 15 minutes on Christmas Eve.
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A food delivery truck parked outside an alleyway into town, giving the impression of a portal from the drab to the magical - only open for 15 minutes on Christmas Eve.
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ToNIGHT, you’ll be visited by three GHOSTS!! I’m kidding…but seriously, Sharon, I could really use some help over here
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
ToNIGHT, you’ll be visited by three GHOSTS!! I’m kidding…but seriously, Sharon, I could really use some help over here
This onion headline is literally true.
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This onion headline is literally true.
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Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
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Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
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The new documents that Congress has forced the Justice Department to release make one thing clear:
We are witnessing a criminal White House cover-up.
We are witnessing a criminal White House cover-up.
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The new documents that Congress has forced the Justice Department to release make one thing clear:
We are witnessing a criminal White House cover-up.
We are witnessing a criminal White House cover-up.
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Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.