Richard Jensen
@richardjensen.bsky.social
Disabled Anishinabe former writing instructor. Love my cats and peegs and dog. Two adult kids one grandkid. He/Him cis het.
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At that point in writing a story where you spinning a thousand tiny little plates and every once in a while you can figure out how to combine two of them so you have less stacks to deal with, but boy are there still a LOT of plates...
February 18, 2026 at 11:57 PM
At that point in writing a story where you spinning a thousand tiny little plates and every once in a while you can figure out how to combine two of them so you have less stacks to deal with, but boy are there still a LOT of plates...
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the day I cleared the death egg in sonic 2 was a highlight of my childhood
Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past
February 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
the day I cleared the death egg in sonic 2 was a highlight of my childhood
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there are so many paths to happiness ❤️ I haven’t taken any of them but that’s what I’ve heard
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
there are so many paths to happiness ❤️ I haven’t taken any of them but that’s what I’ve heard
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Kiddo: here
Me: ooo what’s this?
Kiddo: dog with shoes :D
Me: ooo what’s this?
Kiddo: dog with shoes :D
February 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Kiddo: here
Me: ooo what’s this?
Kiddo: dog with shoes :D
Me: ooo what’s this?
Kiddo: dog with shoes :D
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We're not sure why Christmas music is still playing in Conference Room 6.
February 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
We're not sure why Christmas music is still playing in Conference Room 6.
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Ramadan Mubarak!
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
February 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Ramadan Mubarak!
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
Kung Hei Fat Choi!
Laissez bon temps rouler!
Hodesh Adar tov!
Y'ALL
⭐
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“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually
THE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that...
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February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord
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Yu wil hand ovur all tha treets naow
February 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Yu wil hand ovur all tha treets naow
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After a proposed by-law that would restrict public protests in the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, concerns from the Indigenous community saw their voices were heard by preventing the by-law from going forward.
Concerned Indigenous community prevent proposed protest by-law from moving forward | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
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February 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
After a proposed by-law that would restrict public protests in the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, concerns from the Indigenous community saw their voices were heard by preventing the by-law from going forward.
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Negotiations between the Nunavut employees union and the territorial government have been ongoing since 2025.
However, they have now reached a tentative three-year agreement and the ratification vote is scheduled for later this month.
However, they have now reached a tentative three-year agreement and the ratification vote is scheduled for later this month.
Nunavut employees union and the territorial government have made a tentative agreement | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
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February 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Negotiations between the Nunavut employees union and the territorial government have been ongoing since 2025.
However, they have now reached a tentative three-year agreement and the ratification vote is scheduled for later this month.
However, they have now reached a tentative three-year agreement and the ratification vote is scheduled for later this month.
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At the forefront of protecting their community from ICE, a network of Native Americans patrol areas like school zones in Minneapolis to protect their neighbours and kids from Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.
Network of Native Americans in Minneapolis to keep community safe from ICE agents | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
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February 19, 2026 at 1:17 AM
At the forefront of protecting their community from ICE, a network of Native Americans patrol areas like school zones in Minneapolis to protect their neighbours and kids from Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.
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Good afternoon and major props to this 8th century CE woman breastfeeding as she rides a Bactrian camel along the Silk Roads 🐫 art.nelson-atkins.org/objects/3254...
February 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Good afternoon and major props to this 8th century CE woman breastfeeding as she rides a Bactrian camel along the Silk Roads 🐫 art.nelson-atkins.org/objects/3254...
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Propane is now at 1% and it’s extremely cold and snowing this week. Please help! I have kids in the house
My propane is at 3% which heats our home/water! Car, Phone and Internet are also due end of this week so any help prevents losing necessities!
Propane:$613
Car payment: $332
Phone:$224
Internet:$254
PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf
Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
Propane:$613
Car payment: $332
Phone:$224
Internet:$254
PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf
Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Propane is now at 1% and it’s extremely cold and snowing this week. Please help! I have kids in the house
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Tonight on APTN National News: A young woman was killed on Valentine’s Day at a alleged known trap house in Winnipeg.
Grand Chief of Nishnawbe Aski Nation is raising concerns over Ontario’s Special Investigations Unit’s handling of Indigenous deaths.
Grand Chief of Nishnawbe Aski Nation is raising concerns over Ontario’s Special Investigations Unit’s handling of Indigenous deaths.
APTN National News: February 18, 2026 – Young woman killed on Valentine’s Day, SIU questioned
YouTube video by APTN News
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February 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Tonight on APTN National News: A young woman was killed on Valentine’s Day at a alleged known trap house in Winnipeg.
Grand Chief of Nishnawbe Aski Nation is raising concerns over Ontario’s Special Investigations Unit’s handling of Indigenous deaths.
Grand Chief of Nishnawbe Aski Nation is raising concerns over Ontario’s Special Investigations Unit’s handling of Indigenous deaths.
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The children
February 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The children
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I want a second eSIM phone number. Which app would you go with for this? I'm nervous about security, and some of you will be much smarter than I am about it.
February 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I want a second eSIM phone number. Which app would you go with for this? I'm nervous about security, and some of you will be much smarter than I am about it.
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Black Bird Commons has reached their funding goal—but there’s still time to donate and help them reach their stretch goals, including bookcases (they need a lot of those!) and an espresso machine to create a cafe environment where authors and readers can form community.
www.theblackbirdcommons.ca
www.theblackbirdcommons.ca
February 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Black Bird Commons has reached their funding goal—but there’s still time to donate and help them reach their stretch goals, including bookcases (they need a lot of those!) and an espresso machine to create a cafe environment where authors and readers can form community.
www.theblackbirdcommons.ca
www.theblackbirdcommons.ca
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What if one of you gave me a million dollars? That would be cool. It's worth a lot less than it used to be. Pocket change, really.
February 18, 2026 at 6:46 AM
What if one of you gave me a million dollars? That would be cool. It's worth a lot less than it used to be. Pocket change, really.
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for every $100 donated tonight I'll add a Kenny post to this thread. To get us started, here he is being entirely sick of my shit because I fed him a bug, then shoved 2 leaves in his mouth while he was chewing.
February 17, 2026 at 11:35 PM
for every $100 donated tonight I'll add a Kenny post to this thread. To get us started, here he is being entirely sick of my shit because I fed him a bug, then shoved 2 leaves in his mouth while he was chewing.
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Daily bunny no.3233 rides into the sun
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Daily bunny no.3233 rides into the sun
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Heinous. I gotta share it
February 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Heinous. I gotta share it
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Ratatouille sequel kinda crazy
cunnilinguini
February 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Ratatouille sequel kinda crazy
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Humble Bundle is doing a Discworld bundle to benefit an Alzheimer's organization that supports both families and research.
These are the books we need in times like these.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
These are the books we need in times like these.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
Humble Book Bundle: Best of Humble Bundle: Terry Pratchett's Discworld by HarperCollins Encore 2026
Experience Sir Terry Practchett’s beloved Discworld series! Get 35+ books covering all corners of this comic fantasy universe and help support Room to Read!
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February 18, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Humble Bundle is doing a Discworld bundle to benefit an Alzheimer's organization that supports both families and research.
These are the books we need in times like these.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
These are the books we need in times like these.
www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...
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I also have a throne wishlist too for my birthday 🥺
throne.com/catgirlfingies
throne.com/catgirlfingies
Revy - Wishlist | Throne
Send Revy gifts via Throne. Browse Revy's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.
throne.com
February 18, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I also have a throne wishlist too for my birthday 🥺
throne.com/catgirlfingies
throne.com/catgirlfingies
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Flamingos are terrible gamblers. The standing on one leg thing is a horrible tell.
The flamingos on loan from @greenevillezoo.bsky.social have racked up $45,000 in casino credit.
February 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Flamingos are terrible gamblers. The standing on one leg thing is a horrible tell.