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Schmutzie.
@schmutzie.com
They/them. I design & build websites. See also: writer/poet, mixtape maker, neurodivergent, softie, subject, boss. Saskatchewan, Canada. Posts past 90 days are deleted often. #YQR #Sask

Links: linktr.ee/schmutzie
Playlists & blog: shiveryourtimbers.ca
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Did you eat? Take your meds? Drink water? Give yourself some grace?
February 15, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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one day, my coworker called me at 10AM asking if i could pick him up from the hospital after a kidney stone and i was like “lmao oh boy you really don’t have anyone else to call do you” and that was also the day my odometer rolled over to BOOBS KM so anyway this is our 10th valentine’s day together
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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The @ec.europa.eu will soon present “a combination of funding and policy measures” to support European open source projects in becoming commercially viable alternatives to proprietary US tech.

Read my article at @euractiv.com:

www.euractiv.com/news/commiss...
Commission wants to commercialise open source for sovereignty | Euractiv
An incoming strategy looks set to target support at European open source projects to scale into commercial alternatives to US tech
www.euractiv.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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I'm seeing this get shared around in lots of places. (So apologies for picking on Judy) But it is sloppy research.

This wire transfer is to "Harper & Associates Inc," which is the name of multiple firms across the U.S.

The former prime minister's company is "Harper & Associates Consulting Inc."
February 14, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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I LOVE THIS.

🎧 "Chrome Crusher" (2026) by Emmett O.C. #NewMusic #NowListening #Music
Chrome Crusher
YouTube video by Emmett O.C. - Topic
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February 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Gotta go, my ride's here
February 14, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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Happy Valentine’s to those who celebrate🌹 Honk if you’re horny!
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
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We trying to have most #kakapo chicks hatch in nests on Pukenui, so don't have many eggs in the incubators. But there are ~4 which we're incubating and will put in nests just before they hatch. The Anchor chicks are due to start hatching soon - watch this space! #kakapo2026 #conservation
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I just remembered that back when I managed a gift shop I had to remember to order the souvenir spoons before June because the factory in Denmark that made them shut down for 6-8 weeks over early summer so everyone could go and have their vacations at the same time. WE NEED THIS.
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
🎧 "Unfucktheworld" (2014) by Angel Olsen #MusicSky #NowListening #Music
Unfucktheworld
YouTube video by Angel Olsen - Topic
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 AM
🎧 "La Criox" (2019) by EB #NowListening #MusicSky #Music
EB - La Criox (Official Video)
YouTube video by EB
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 7:46 AM
🎧 "The Cow" (2024) by Girl and Girl #NowListening #MusicSky #Music
Girl and Girl - The Cow (Official Video)
YouTube video by Girl and Girl
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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True story I saw Ready Player One in one of those D-BOX theaters where the seats move and shit, and during a fight scene my seat punched me in the back but the arm in there got stuck and I had to watch like an hour of the movie with my seat prodding me in the back
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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Everyone’s talking about Swarovski right now so let’s take a second and dive into the fact that they were NAZI Nazis. Like full-on Seig Heil, prosecuted after the war level Nazis and the modern company has done everything they can to hide all their archives and prevent anyone accessing them.
February 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I LOVE THIS.

🎧 "Chrome Crusher" (2026) by Emmett O.C. #NewMusic #NowListening #Music
Chrome Crusher
YouTube video by Emmett O.C. - Topic
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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Launching this site was my big win today 🏆 And it was doubly so because @andrewgurza.ca is wonderful to work with.
February 13, 2026 at 6:56 AM
I just got a "please allow for 10 days until your unsubscription takes effect." Um, is it 2026 where this brand is too?
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
This is so humane and affirming of people's dignity. When I needed the food bank years ago it wasn't this way, and I'm so happy to see this happening here now. #YQR #Sask
February 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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feels like i should re-post this every few weeks
NEW: Substack founders finally respond to Substackers Against Nazis. They say Nazis publishing and earning money on their platform is fine with them.

Their full statement here: substack.com/@hamish/note...
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Roses are red
but that's implicit
fight back against fascism
or else you're complicit
February 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Thank you so much for the support. I'm still trying to get traction on this. Very close to having my phone shut off among other bills that are behind. And now I have to replace my air mattress. Every little bit helps 🖤
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I LOVE THIS.
The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 AM