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Schmutzie.
@schmutzie.com
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They/them. I design & build websites. See also: writer/poet, mixtape maker, neurodivergent, softie, subject, boss. Saskatchewan, Canada. Older posts are deleted regularly. #YQR #Sask

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I love this every time it comes around. It reminds me about what is actually being demanded of me in all kinds of situations, and I need the reminder.
stimmyabby [via Tumblr] Sometimes people use "respect" to mean "treating someone like a person" and sometimes they use "respect" to mean "treating someone like an authority" and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say "if you won't respect me I won't respect you" and they mean "if you won't treat me like an authority I won't treat you like a person" and they think they're being fair but they aren't, and it's not okay.
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Happy birthday, @thebloggess.bsky.social! Here's @thepalinode.com giving you kisses 8 years ago:
A man in a suit jacket and black felt hat is standing next to a vertical display of Jenny Lawson's books in a bookstore. He his standing sideways and leaning in with his kissy lips sticking out towards a small poster of Jenny Lawson's face.
December 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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It never occurred to me that Jesus was also a magician with powerful magic (I'm not a Christian but the history around it can be fascinating). In early Christianity, both Jesus and Moses were depicted in paintings and stonemasonry with wands performing magic to raise the dead and split rocks.
Painted in the catacomb of Commodilla near the Via Ostiensis in Rome, this scene dates to c. 365. It depics Moses striking a rock with an apparent wand to open a water spring. A depiction of a clean-shaven Jesus raising Lazarus carved into a stone sarcophagus ca. 340 in the Musei Vaticani in Rome. Jesus is holding what looks like a wand over Lazarus while a woman bathes Jesus' feet on the right. There is a crowd of men behind him on the left. An etching from the Roman Catacombs which depicts a clean-shaven Jesus raising Lazarus. Jesus is shown in flowing robes holding a wand out with his right hand. It hovers over a small mausoleum on the left with a wrapped body in the entrance. Painted in the Via Anapo catacomb in Rome during the 4th century, this painting depicts a clean-shaven Jesus holding a wand out with his right hand over several darker smudges I can't discern along the ground on the left.
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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This is the chicken neck Augie rejected but played with until he jammed it under the oven who knows how long ago. Cats are so great.
the fingers of a left hand holding a pale warm beige 3-inch length of dried out chicken neck with dust and cat hair stuck to it
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I don't think James Cameron's Avatar movies will be looked back upon very favourably. His heavy borrowing from Indigenous cultures but making them blue doesn't sit at all comfortably with me, and this is what Cameron said about the Lakota Sioux in Newsweek in 2022 😒 www.newsweek.com/avatar-faces...
"In the interview, Cameron described visiting the Brazilian Xingu people in the Amazon and spoke of the Native American inspiration for making the first Avatar. "'This was a driving force for me in the writing of Avatar—I couldn't help but think that if they [the Lakota Sioux] had had a time-window and they could see the future...and they could see their kids committing suicide at the highest suicide rates in the nation...because they were hopeless and they were a dead-end society—which is what is happening now—they would have fought a lot harder,' Cameron told The Guardian. Begay also wrote in her, 'No more Blueface!'"
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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I can hardly handle the cuteness of his two little paws. My baby guy, Augie 🥰
A black and white photo of a tabby cat sleeping on a bed with two paws tucked around his head A black and white closeup photo of a tabby cat's two paws tucked around his head while he sleeps
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Do you have size W15/M13 feet? The Fluevog sale has these gorgeous blue Chelsea boots on for $139, which is an amazing deal, and W15 are hard to come by. www.fluevog.com/shop/6632-je...
A pair of blue Fluevog Chelsea boots with matching blue soles and black elastic cutouts on the sides.
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Here is the trailer for the CBS 60 Minutes CECOT episode they tried to hide from us.
December 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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And if you missed the QT-ed image, it was this:
There are cream letters on a brown background which reads: "'I needed to give this guy a systematic breakdown,' Joshua continues. 'I know what type of fighter he is. I said I'm going to take his soul and I said I'm going to see it leaving his body round after round. And when the time comes, some people are just there to get knocked out. I said it and that's exactly what happened.'"
December 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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I got curious, so I found out that the table syrup I have in Canada has a different ingredients listing from the same syrup in the US.
The ingredients listing on the back of Canada's Pearl Milling Company Original Syrup bottle reads: "Ingredients: Sugars (glucose, glucose-fructose), Water, Cellulose gum, Salt, Sodium benzoate, Sodium hexametaphosphate, Sorbic acid, Caramel, Natural and artificial flavour." The ingredients listing on the back of the US's Pearl Milling Company Original Syrup bottle reads: "INGREDIENTS: CORN SYRUP, _HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE."
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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I was scrolling through Netflix and SCHITT'S CREEK IS GETTING ANOTHER SEASON.
A Netflix thumbnail image for Schitt's Creek with the title to the left of a shoulders-up shot of the character Alexis Rose. Along the bottom it reads "New Season" on a red background followed by "Coming Soon" on a white background
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Or this one. Just LOOK at it.
A round bean bag that is 6 feet in diameter and nearly 2 feet high. It is covered in this rows of light grey faux fur, giving it an oversized corduroy look. A woman is lying across the middle of it fast asleep under a blanket.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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It is a grave injustice that I do not have this bean bag chair in particular.
A large, oblong, olive green bean bag chair with a woman lounging along the length of it. It is about 2.5 feet tall and twice as wide.
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Then at least keep those fetching gams to yourself. Irresistible.
A goosefish standing on his adorable little fin legs on the ocean floor
December 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I'm excited.
A photo of a left hand holding up a boxed set of Nigh Court: The Complete Series. On the cover is a photo of the main cast overlaid on on a night skyline silhouette of New York City with a giant moon rising behind it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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A message like this still makes your heart stop for a beat, but don't click that link if you get something like this. It's probably best left a mystery.
A screenshot of a Bluesky chat request which reads: "Stephanie Street Bluesky @bobbygarcia123.bsky.social Wed, November 12 at 4:27 AM We regret to infоrm you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions. To prevent the реrmanent termination of your aссоunt, it is imperative that you complete the verification process within the next 24 hours bу using the following Iink: 🔗 is.gd/HzBy5P [DON'T FOLLOW THIS LINK] If the Iink does not open directly, please copy and paste it into your browser’s address bar. ⚠️ Imроrtаnt: Failure to complete the required verification within the specified time frame will result in the irreversible and permanent ban of your account. We appreciate your immediate attention and сооperation in this matter. Sincerely, Bluesky© Support Team"
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I don't think legitimate Bluesky suspension notices come via chat request from people like bobbygarcia123[dot]bsky.social with 7 followers, but they would like me to think so.
A screenshot of a Bluesky chat request which reads: "Chat requests Stephanie Street Bluesky• 13d @bobbygarcia123.bsky.social We regret to inform you that your Bluesky account has been temporarily suspended due to security-related restrictions.... Not followed by anyone you're following [followed by Accept and Reject buttons]"
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Nothing else is quite like the feeling of running into a gonzo paragraph like this one.
A screenshot which reads: "Inspired by Theosophical lore and several visiting Mongol lamas, Gleb Bokii, the chief Bolshevik cryptographer and one of the bosses of the Soviet secret police, along with his writer friend Alexander Barchenko, embarked on a quest for Shambhala, in an attempt to merge Kalachakra-tantra and ideas of Communism in the 1920s. Among other things, in a secret laboratory affiliated with the secret police, Bokii and Barchenko experimented with Buddhist spiritual techniques to try to find a key for engineering perfect communist human beings.[17] They contemplated a special expedition to Inner Asia to retrieve the wisdom of Shambhala – the project fell through as a result of intrigues within the Soviet intelligence service, as well as rival efforts of the Soviet Foreign Commissariat that sent its own expedition to Tibet in 1924."
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Stop eating US food altogether.

"The [EPA] is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing ‘forever chemicals’ as an active ingredient" and "plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report all products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for [them]."
A screenshot of the title and top image from a Washington Post from 22 November 2025 by Amudalat Ajasa which reads: "EPA just approved new ‘forever chemical’ pesticides for use on food" followed by a photo of a farmer's field during harvest with a truck billowing small dust clouds under an evening sun.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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I got Augie a window perch cat bed, and although it's taken a little operant conditioning and cat treats to get him there — he's highly suspicious of new things — but he's now happily asleep in the evening light.
A photo of an orange cat snuggled down into a fluffy cat bed next to a grey-green curtain. The window is behind him.
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This is the sofa where you and two friends dish on the word around town while wearing fancy tall fascinators with feathery tippy tops that poke up over the back like little birds.
A faded red love seat with a laterally curved back with 3-sections, each one petal-like but nearly squared with rounded corners, and the back is tall enough to potentially hide even one's face from a rear view. There is an orderly two-flanked row of pillows along the back ranging in colour from near-black oxblood to a matching faded red. The whole sofa is raised about 6 inches off the floor by what looks like a potentially dark walnut platform on four slight legs. The platform is about 3 inches wider than the sofa on the left and right sides, causing the platform and legs to seem like a separate low table. It creates the strange effect of changing the love seat into a flower which almost appears to be floating. This piece would look divine on a rich, deep, murky blue or deep jade rug.
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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But not this sofa. It looks like a doofus gorilla. eternitymodern.ca/soriana-sofa...
A moss green Soriano single sofa that looks like a marshmallowy goofy gorilla head. It's supporting metal apparatus runs underneath to lift it only about and inch or two off the floor. The back is supported by a curved silver metal bar horizontal across the back. The bar runs under the piece to the front where it curves up to another horizontal curved bar that doesn't around the edges of the front but instead sinks in like friendly mouth that never stops smiling. There are two buttons pinned into the lean which look like small, round, guileless eyes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The album cover for Cowboy Junkies' The Trinity Session
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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A screenshot of a tweet by @chrisaldanaLLC from 15 November 2025 which reads: "At age 22, as a first year teacher, I engaged in a consensual encounter with a 16 year old who was not my student. There was no force, coercion, or predatory intent. Because I was employed as a teacher, the conduct was classified as a tier 3 sex offense and requires lifetime sex offender registry placement."
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM