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Iris (He/Him nb wifeboy)

i kissed a girl and i liked it and then i went to hell

some kind of little i guess, its complicated. (actually it's simple im just existentially terrified of admitting it at all times lmao)
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Payment processors HATE this one weird trick!
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Someone: Posts scientific evidence that "porn addiction" isn't real

All the Qts for some reason: *didn't read the paper* well i feel like it is, actually!

Motherfucker this isn't philosophy. Its medical science. "Your feelings" and anecdotal experiences simply do not factor into it, it's a fact.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i will not be taking questions at this time
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
this FAQ will make a fine addition to my...collection
This 2003 Gamefaqs guide for Illbleed has A Lot going on
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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a lotta yall still dont get it

Senators can use multiple slurp juices on a single senate

so if you have 1 astro Senator and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new senates

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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the way captain commando says his own name at the end of the game is so good. world's most mild superhero
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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oh so she's a plushie?
February 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I'm hoping the people who rushed out to go "well now hold on it's just Axios reporting this let's not assume the worst about our beloved Dems" feel more angry at these chumps than I do for embarrassing them like that so quickly. I'm mad, but I'm a cynic. You guys were the ones who were betrayed.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Blue Prince developer announces 'a plea for help': one of the game's lead playtesters 'has only a few months to find a living kidney donor'

www.pcgamer.com/games/puzzle...
Blue Prince developer announces 'a plea for help': one of the game's lead playtesters 'has only a few months to find a living kidney donor'
Iggy needs a kidney.
www.pcgamer.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
people who act like emulation is unapproachable thoughtlessly spread corpo propaganda. there is no real convenience or benefit to 'official remasters/re-releases'. if you can open an image file in a paint you can play a rom. no one who made the game to begin with gets paid, stop being a sucker.
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say
tbh as much as official rereleases are good for accessibility, I also feel like a lot of people just won't play games if they don't have official versions and that's not great for culture. Everyone should be downloading random ROMs until they find that special one that breaks their brain wide open.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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gaming magazines used to be so true........
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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hey if you are an artist who depends on SNAP,

✅ share some art
✅ share links to where people can buy from/donate to you
✅ share the thread
✅ share someone else's post too
✅ label NSFW/horror/etc. properly
⛔ no AI

#artistsonbsky #supportartists #artshare
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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ATTENTION 👋 ALL HOLES 🕳️ AND POLES ⛳️ ITS ONCE AGAIN 🛑 NONSTOP NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER! 💦 SAY NO 🚫 TO NUT SHAMING 👮‍♂️ AND POLICING 🙅‍♂️ AND BLOW 🌬 THOSE 👷‍♂️ HARD EARNED 💪 EXPLOSIVE 🧨 LOADS 🌊 FOR 🦅 FREEDOM 🇺🇸 STAND UP☝️ FOR NUTTERS RIGHTS 🗽 AND SHOOT 🔫 THOSE ROPES 🪢 OF JUSTICE ⚖️ GOOD LUCK 🫡 AND GOD SPEED 🛐
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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elf
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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A source familiar w/ internal workings at MasterCard notes the company does not plan to recruit additional call center workers for the Christmas season, as MasterCard does not expect higher call volume than usual. A resurgence of calls re censorship during the busy season would be huge strategically
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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i feel guilty asking for help but we're getting kicked out of our house soon but cant afford to move. we're trying to pay rent to give us some more time but the money just isnt there.

if you like my work and want to help my disabled mom and i please consider donating and sharing :)
ko-fi.com/ftdire
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Adding on that, it amassed this many cosponsors in way less time last time. I’m fairly certain it had this much by September. People are far less comfortable about supporting it this time around.
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Reminder: it also had 64 cosponsors when they attempted to pass it in 2024. It failed then too. It can fail again. Don’t give up.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.

www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM