real willa rose
realwillarose.bsky.social
real willa rose
@realwillarose.bsky.social
Human woman. Moon freak mom by night, museum comms by day.
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Low-grade fever:
Eat a McFlurry in an ice bath full of bleach.

Cramps:
Try not complaining. Men get cramps, too, you know.

Lightning crotch:
Exorcism.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The Trump Administration’s Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort
“For this reason, they are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary. That’s, for instance, in...
www.mcsweeneys.net
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Plagued by this crushing pit in my heart that if my children experience a school shooting then I will have no one to blame but myself, as their parent, for staying in this fucking country.
September 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I spy my friend Stephen Towns!!
When Harriet Tubman led 300 Black soldiers up the Combahee River, she became the first woman in US history to help a major military operation, and the leader of the largest rebellion of enslaved people in the nation. A new exhibition celebrates her courage without over-mythologizing her.
The Night Harriet Tubman Made History
An exhibition of art and historical artifacts celebrates the freedom fighter’s story without over-mythologizing her.
hyperallergic.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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cheekfaceeeeeeeee
August 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@osullyville.bsky.social

The latest episode of The Outfit got me brainstorming the cast of the Ken Eto film, which got me realizing I am ignorant to many Japanese American actors. Somehow can't picture George Takei as the retired Eto drinking Dunkin in the Atlanta suburbs.
August 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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magician opening his shirt

"Are these your nipples"

and they are
June 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My 5.5 year old made this hat for the @cheekface.bsky.social show tomorrow night.

"LET'SROCK..." with a rock falling from the sky.

Stay tuned to find out if I will regret bringing a child to an indie rock concert.
May 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Every Saturday with my kids is a Calamitous ORTBO
March 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I don’t understand. I keep posting insightful takes on the world’s problems but it hasn’t magically fixed everything
March 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
More surprising, I think the reggae one is my favorite track, haha!
Cheekface was right. It is a rude world.

Can't say I had Cheekface reggae tracks on my 2025 bingo card but you know I support them 100% no matter what!
"Middle Spoon"

the 5th fucking Cheekface album

out now on DSPs, vinyl and CD

thank you for choosing Cheekface
March 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Cheekface was right. It is a rude world.

Can't say I had Cheekface reggae tracks on my 2025 bingo card but you know I support them 100% no matter what!
"Middle Spoon"

the 5th fucking Cheekface album

out now on DSPs, vinyl and CD

thank you for choosing Cheekface
February 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Recs on who to follow on this app? I need a little more joy and silliness interspersed with the fucking DOOM, otherwise this place is untenable.
February 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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You heard the sticker
February 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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chaotic good
February 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What kind of brand name is this for kids snacks?
February 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Thank you Sharon McMahon for the breakdown. This is not ok, people.
How Does Elon Musk Have So Much Power?
Early Monday morning, employees at the US Agency for International Development (USAID), the agency in charge of conducting humanitarian efforts around the world, were told not to come to work.
thepreamble.com
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Cheekface was right. Fuck all the transphobes.
February 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The overwhelming urge to buzz your undercut after spending two full years trying to grow out your undercut.
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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“We must end gender ideology,” say the people who believe that heterosexuality should be enforced with state violence and that women should have the legal status of permanent children.
February 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 7.

“In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”

Who said it?
January 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Ugh it’s raining in Illinois. Must be because of DEI.
January 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Media : why were people cheering for Luigi

People :
22-Year-Old With Chronic Asthma Died After Inhaler Price Went From $66 to $539: Lawsuit
Cole Schmidtknecht's parents are now suing Walgreens and pharmacy benefit manager OptumRx.
www.huffpost.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Cheekface was right. Life really is long like a CVS receipt.
January 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM