Kelsey Combe
@kelseycombe.bsky.social
Oxford Comma Enthusiast
Patriarchy fighter
Social justice 💪🏻
Somewhat mindful. 0% demure.
Patriarchy fighter
Social justice 💪🏻
Somewhat mindful. 0% demure.
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Kelsey Combe
@kelseycombe.bsky.social
· Jan 8
I have a new theory about the unhinged reaction to Taylor Swift being shown on TV for 25-44 seconds during Travis Kelce’s football games.
Seems like an unreasonable thing to get so upset over, right?
But for some men, ahem, 25 seconds is a really really long time… 🫣
Seems like an unreasonable thing to get so upset over, right?
But for some men, ahem, 25 seconds is a really really long time… 🫣
Pete Hegseth: Gah! I meant to be texting Jeff Goldblum! Not Jeff Goldberg!
Trump Admin: How is that better?
Hegseth: I mean, he has military clearance, right? Because he helped save us from the illegal aliens on independence day?
Trump Admin: How is that better?
Hegseth: I mean, he has military clearance, right? Because he helped save us from the illegal aliens on independence day?
March 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pete Hegseth: Gah! I meant to be texting Jeff Goldblum! Not Jeff Goldberg!
Trump Admin: How is that better?
Hegseth: I mean, he has military clearance, right? Because he helped save us from the illegal aliens on independence day?
Trump Admin: How is that better?
Hegseth: I mean, he has military clearance, right? Because he helped save us from the illegal aliens on independence day?
Reposted by Kelsey Combe
Out of one side of their mouths, dems in office will quote Dr. MLK Jr. when it suits them or praise the late John Lewis for his “good trouble,” but out the other side will censure @algreen.house.gov. Shameful.
My friend @kelseycombe.bsky.social gets it right: “Democracy dies in decorum.”
My friend @kelseycombe.bsky.social gets it right: “Democracy dies in decorum.”
March 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Out of one side of their mouths, dems in office will quote Dr. MLK Jr. when it suits them or praise the late John Lewis for his “good trouble,” but out the other side will censure @algreen.house.gov. Shameful.
My friend @kelseycombe.bsky.social gets it right: “Democracy dies in decorum.”
My friend @kelseycombe.bsky.social gets it right: “Democracy dies in decorum.”
The most gut wrenching thing out of all of this is the long posts from national park rangers being let go- after dedicating their lives to the preservation of wildlife and nature.
February 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The most gut wrenching thing out of all of this is the long posts from national park rangers being let go- after dedicating their lives to the preservation of wildlife and nature.
🧩 Daily Game. Who said it, the president of the US or my 5 year old?
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
🧩 Daily Game. Who said it, the president of the US or my 5 year old?
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the president of the US, or my 5 year old?
“The kidney has a very special place in the heart.”
Who said it?
“The kidney has a very special place in the heart.”
Who said it?
February 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the president of the US, or my 5 year old?
“The kidney has a very special place in the heart.”
Who said it?
“The kidney has a very special place in the heart.”
Who said it?
White people be like: Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show needed more diversity!
Nah, he just hired the best and most qualified people for the job, babes 🤷🏼♀️
Nah, he just hired the best and most qualified people for the job, babes 🤷🏼♀️
February 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
White people be like: Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show needed more diversity!
Nah, he just hired the best and most qualified people for the job, babes 🤷🏼♀️
Nah, he just hired the best and most qualified people for the job, babes 🤷🏼♀️
🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the President of the US or my 5 year old?
“I might change my name. I’m pretty strong. I might change it to MuscleMan or something.”
Who said it?
“I might change my name. I’m pretty strong. I might change it to MuscleMan or something.”
Who said it?
February 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
🧩 Daily game! Who said it; the President of the US or my 5 year old?
“I might change my name. I’m pretty strong. I might change it to MuscleMan or something.”
Who said it?
“I might change my name. I’m pretty strong. I might change it to MuscleMan or something.”
Who said it?
🧩 Daily Game. Who said it; The president of the US or my 5 year old?
“I used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together.”
Who said it?
“I used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together.”
Who said it?
February 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
🧩 Daily Game. Who said it; The president of the US or my 5 year old?
“I used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together.”
Who said it?
“I used all of my blocks, then all of his blocks, and when I was done I had a great building, which I then glued together.”
Who said it?
🧩 Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old?
"You take an airplane, it cost you $2.
It cost you nothing you take an airplane."
Who said it?
"You take an airplane, it cost you $2.
It cost you nothing you take an airplane."
Who said it?
February 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
🧩 Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old?
"You take an airplane, it cost you $2.
It cost you nothing you take an airplane."
Who said it?
"You take an airplane, it cost you $2.
It cost you nothing you take an airplane."
Who said it?
My love language is dismantling the patriarchy and the oligarchy at the same time.
February 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My love language is dismantling the patriarchy and the oligarchy at the same time.
Genocide Don and Genocide Elon.
February 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Genocide Don and Genocide Elon.
🧩 Who said it; the illegitimate president of the US or my 5 year old?
“Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!”
Who said it?
“Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!”
Who said it?
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
🧩 Who said it; the illegitimate president of the US or my 5 year old?
“Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!”
Who said it?
“Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!”
Who said it?
🧩 Who said it? The President of the US or my 5 year old? Day 11.
“Did you know the sun used to be a moon and then aliens blew it up and it became the sun?”
Who said it?
“Did you know the sun used to be a moon and then aliens blew it up and it became the sun?”
Who said it?
February 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
🧩 Who said it? The President of the US or my 5 year old? Day 11.
“Did you know the sun used to be a moon and then aliens blew it up and it became the sun?”
Who said it?
“Did you know the sun used to be a moon and then aliens blew it up and it became the sun?”
Who said it?
Elon Musk is definitely the worst president we’ve ever had.
February 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Elon Musk is definitely the worst president we’ve ever had.
If you were mothering littles during a global pandemic AND now during a fascist takeover of your government, you might be a millennial.
February 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you were mothering littles during a global pandemic AND now during a fascist takeover of your government, you might be a millennial.
🧩 not in the mood for my game today as we watch America crumble. But fine. Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old? Day 10.
"If the reporter doesn't want to tell you, it's 'bye-bye,' the reporter goes to jail.”
Who said it?
"If the reporter doesn't want to tell you, it's 'bye-bye,' the reporter goes to jail.”
Who said it?
February 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🧩 not in the mood for my game today as we watch America crumble. But fine. Who said it; the president of the US or my 5 year old? Day 10.
"If the reporter doesn't want to tell you, it's 'bye-bye,' the reporter goes to jail.”
Who said it?
"If the reporter doesn't want to tell you, it's 'bye-bye,' the reporter goes to jail.”
Who said it?
It’s okay that TTPD didn’t win any Grammys. It was for us - not for everyone.
AND ALSO THERE’S A FASCIST TAKEOVER OF OUR GOVERNMENT HAPPENING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.
They just stole all our data- all our social security info. And gutted USAID. PAY ATTENTION
AND ALSO THERE’S A FASCIST TAKEOVER OF OUR GOVERNMENT HAPPENING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.
They just stole all our data- all our social security info. And gutted USAID. PAY ATTENTION
February 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s okay that TTPD didn’t win any Grammys. It was for us - not for everyone.
AND ALSO THERE’S A FASCIST TAKEOVER OF OUR GOVERNMENT HAPPENING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.
They just stole all our data- all our social security info. And gutted USAID. PAY ATTENTION
AND ALSO THERE’S A FASCIST TAKEOVER OF OUR GOVERNMENT HAPPENING IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.
They just stole all our data- all our social security info. And gutted USAID. PAY ATTENTION
Russian agents are destroying and dismantling the United States of America in front of our eyes and we are letting them.
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Russian agents are destroying and dismantling the United States of America in front of our eyes and we are letting them.
Hey. Elected officials of mine:
FUCKING DO SOMETHING. I DONT CARE WHAT. DO SOMETHING. STOP THIS. WE ARE BEGGING YOU.
@sanders.senate.gov
FUCKING DO SOMETHING. I DONT CARE WHAT. DO SOMETHING. STOP THIS. WE ARE BEGGING YOU.
@sanders.senate.gov
February 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hey. Elected officials of mine:
FUCKING DO SOMETHING. I DONT CARE WHAT. DO SOMETHING. STOP THIS. WE ARE BEGGING YOU.
@sanders.senate.gov
FUCKING DO SOMETHING. I DONT CARE WHAT. DO SOMETHING. STOP THIS. WE ARE BEGGING YOU.
@sanders.senate.gov
All I have to say about the Grammys is:
February 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
All I have to say about the Grammys is:
MAGA blamed the price of eggs on Biden. So I get to blame the fact that we can’t even FIND eggs to buy, on Trump, right?
Right? Or is it only the fault of the president when it’s a democratic president?
Aha.
Right? Or is it only the fault of the president when it’s a democratic president?
Aha.
February 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
MAGA blamed the price of eggs on Biden. So I get to blame the fact that we can’t even FIND eggs to buy, on Trump, right?
Right? Or is it only the fault of the president when it’s a democratic president?
Aha.
Right? Or is it only the fault of the president when it’s a democratic president?
Aha.
MAGA: WE WANT CHEAPER EGGS. SCREW HUMAN RIGHTS
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
February 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
MAGA: WE WANT CHEAPER EGGS. SCREW HUMAN RIGHTS
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
🧩 Who said it; The President of the United States or my 5 year old? Day 9.
“I do a lot of things for glamour. I like glamour. Do you know the word glamour? I love glamour.”
Who said it?
“I do a lot of things for glamour. I like glamour. Do you know the word glamour? I love glamour.”
Who said it?
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
🧩 Who said it; The President of the United States or my 5 year old? Day 9.
“I do a lot of things for glamour. I like glamour. Do you know the word glamour? I love glamour.”
Who said it?
“I do a lot of things for glamour. I like glamour. Do you know the word glamour? I love glamour.”
Who said it?
Me, hearing about Mexico and Canada working on responding to the ridiculous US tariffs, as an American:
a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Me, hearing about Mexico and Canada working on responding to the ridiculous US tariffs, as an American:
🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 8.
“I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.”
Who said it?
“I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.”
Who said it?
February 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
🧩 Who Said It; The President of the US, or my 5 Year Old? Day 8.
“I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.”
Who said it?
“I have a gut, and my gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else’s brain can ever tell me.”
Who said it?