Kelsey Combe
@kelseycombe.bsky.social
Oxford Comma Enthusiast
Patriarchy fighter
Social justice 💪🏻
Somewhat mindful. 0% demure.
Patriarchy fighter
Social justice 💪🏻
Somewhat mindful. 0% demure.
🧩 Daily Game. Who said it, the president of the US or my 5 year old?
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
February 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
🧩 Daily Game. Who said it, the president of the US or my 5 year old?
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
“It’s a penguin that’s trying to get you!”
All I have to say about the Grammys is:
February 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
All I have to say about the Grammys is:
MAGA: WE WANT CHEAPER EGGS. SCREW HUMAN RIGHTS
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
February 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
MAGA: WE WANT CHEAPER EGGS. SCREW HUMAN RIGHTS
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
Trump: Best I can do is no eggs and illegal destruction of the constitution.
Celebrating the Chiefs’ win by donating $60 to Planned Parenthood in honor of Harrison Butker scoring 6 points.
Join me, in being petty for the resistance 💅🏻💅🏻
Join me, in being petty for the resistance 💅🏻💅🏻
January 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Celebrating the Chiefs’ win by donating $60 to Planned Parenthood in honor of Harrison Butker scoring 6 points.
Join me, in being petty for the resistance 💅🏻💅🏻
Join me, in being petty for the resistance 💅🏻💅🏻
If a federal judge says THIS about your party’s leader, you are in the wrong party. You are part of a group of people that is Anti-USA. You are NOT a patriot. And that means all of you. Every single Republican. This is your fucking mess. Fix it.
January 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If a federal judge says THIS about your party’s leader, you are in the wrong party. You are part of a group of people that is Anti-USA. You are NOT a patriot. And that means all of you. Every single Republican. This is your fucking mess. Fix it.
No no no no no, Bluesky, we aren’t doing this. We aren’t minimizing people’s feelings and making ridiculous assumptions.
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
No no no no no, Bluesky, we aren’t doing this. We aren’t minimizing people’s feelings and making ridiculous assumptions.
I just LOVE that this is trending right now without true context. 😂😂
Cause I mean… Kelly Clarkson IS the superior winner. By far. And not just because that other one performs for convicted rapists.
Cause I mean… Kelly Clarkson IS the superior winner. By far. And not just because that other one performs for convicted rapists.
January 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just LOVE that this is trending right now without true context. 😂😂
Cause I mean… Kelly Clarkson IS the superior winner. By far. And not just because that other one performs for convicted rapists.
Cause I mean… Kelly Clarkson IS the superior winner. By far. And not just because that other one performs for convicted rapists.
This is what I mean when I say we are screwed.
January 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is what I mean when I say we are screwed.
I mean, as an Oxford comma lover, I have no choice but to share this
January 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I mean, as an Oxford comma lover, I have no choice but to share this
On the bright side, the trending topic AI summaries are not currently controlled by the tech bro and republican narrative 😂
January 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
On the bright side, the trending topic AI summaries are not currently controlled by the tech bro and republican narrative 😂
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
My husband: “I might try to go on a run today.”
…
Nobody at all:
My husband: “I might try to go on a run today.”
…
January 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
My husband: “I might try to go on a run today.”
…
Nobody at all:
My husband: “I might try to go on a run today.”
…
🚨 Misinformation alert re: LA Fires!
There’s a lot of misinformation spreading saying the LA mayor cut LAFD funding. This ISN’T true. Please stop spreading it.
There’s a lot of misinformation spreading saying the LA mayor cut LAFD funding. This ISN’T true. Please stop spreading it.
January 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🚨 Misinformation alert re: LA Fires!
There’s a lot of misinformation spreading saying the LA mayor cut LAFD funding. This ISN’T true. Please stop spreading it.
There’s a lot of misinformation spreading saying the LA mayor cut LAFD funding. This ISN’T true. Please stop spreading it.
Happy one year anniversary of this effing nonsense
January 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Happy one year anniversary of this effing nonsense
What the fuckk. Can we please just have universal healthcare instead? Feed our hungry? Fix our failing education system by giving it money?
I mean what the actual fuckk.
I mean what the actual fuckk.
January 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What the fuckk. Can we please just have universal healthcare instead? Feed our hungry? Fix our failing education system by giving it money?
I mean what the actual fuckk.
I mean what the actual fuckk.
Holy wtf do NOT be this person. This was an instant block.
December 16, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Holy wtf do NOT be this person. This was an instant block.
Too bleak for a holiday card this year? Not bleak enough?
December 4, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Too bleak for a holiday card this year? Not bleak enough?
Okay wtf are my kids up to
November 23, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Okay wtf are my kids up to
In which a dude mansplains what qualifies as child r4pe to me.
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 PM
In which a dude mansplains what qualifies as child r4pe to me.
What in the AI is going on here?
November 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
What in the AI is going on here?
Presented without comment.
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Presented without comment.
This is where all of you FDA fear mongering conspiracy theorists always show your hand- the second you complain about “chemicals” in our food.
Everything is a chemical. You are chemicals. All food is… chemicals. Science. Try it.
Everything is a chemical. You are chemicals. All food is… chemicals. Science. Try it.
November 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
This is where all of you FDA fear mongering conspiracy theorists always show your hand- the second you complain about “chemicals” in our food.
Everything is a chemical. You are chemicals. All food is… chemicals. Science. Try it.
Everything is a chemical. You are chemicals. All food is… chemicals. Science. Try it.
Okay look I’m trying not to share any of this insanity cause I hate it so much but this headline is hilarious and I had to.
November 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Okay look I’m trying not to share any of this insanity cause I hate it so much but this headline is hilarious and I had to.
What in the actual fuck is this timeline.
November 14, 2024 at 2:10 PM
What in the actual fuck is this timeline.
Ummm does anyone know why it suddenly says “invalid handle” on my profile?
November 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Ummm does anyone know why it suddenly says “invalid handle” on my profile?
This guy is posting his violence against women stuff here too- not just on Threads. This is NOT okay.
November 11, 2024 at 3:15 PM
This guy is posting his violence against women stuff here too- not just on Threads. This is NOT okay.