Ready Salted
@readysalted.bsky.social
I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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My favourite football team?
Why, the Buffalo Williams, of course.
Why, the Buffalo Williams, of course.
I want to watch a doc on the wranglers and trainers of animal actors.
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 AM
I want to watch a doc on the wranglers and trainers of animal actors.
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It's that time again!
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
It's that time again!
Forty cloves of garlic will fix me.
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Forty cloves of garlic will fix me.
Looks like arroz caldo's back on the menu, boys!
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Looks like arroz caldo's back on the menu, boys!
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Ice cream sandwiches should come with 2 thin layers of ice cream and 3 layers of chocolate wafer thing.
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Ice cream sandwiches should come with 2 thin layers of ice cream and 3 layers of chocolate wafer thing.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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I will make people upset here but some things need to be said. I can't stay silent any longer. The backlash will be painful, I understand that, but I will endure that because it's important.
"Get Up, I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine" is an unnecessarily wordy title for that James Brown song.
"Get Up, I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine" is an unnecessarily wordy title for that James Brown song.
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I will make people upset here but some things need to be said. I can't stay silent any longer. The backlash will be painful, I understand that, but I will endure that because it's important.
"Get Up, I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine" is an unnecessarily wordy title for that James Brown song.
"Get Up, I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine" is an unnecessarily wordy title for that James Brown song.
Cornbread is best with the addition of creamed corn and the substitution of corn flour for corn meal.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Cornbread is best with the addition of creamed corn and the substitution of corn flour for corn meal.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
Ok so I've seen Brightburn, now to watch Saltburn, it's naturally inferred sequel.
No spoilers, please!
No spoilers, please!
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Ok so I've seen Brightburn, now to watch Saltburn, it's naturally inferred sequel.
No spoilers, please!
No spoilers, please!
- gummies ✅
- hot shower ✅
- Vietnamese take out ✅
- latest episode of Traitors ✅
Happy Friday all!
- hot shower ✅
- Vietnamese take out ✅
- latest episode of Traitors ✅
Happy Friday all!
January 17, 2026 at 1:15 AM
- gummies ✅
- hot shower ✅
- Vietnamese take out ✅
- latest episode of Traitors ✅
Happy Friday all!
- hot shower ✅
- Vietnamese take out ✅
- latest episode of Traitors ✅
Happy Friday all!
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
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Wherever in the world this is happening, I want to be there.
a person is cutting a piece of food with a knife and fork
ALT: a person is cutting a piece of food with a knife and fork
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Wherever in the world this is happening, I want to be there.
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I think the laundry likes to stay in the dryer.
January 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I think the laundry likes to stay in the dryer.
Kirmac "Cares for Kids" McCarthy
Carmac McCorthy
January 15, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Kirmac "Cares for Kids" McCarthy
Making cheddar parsley biscuits to eat with leftover chicken and dumplings as if I'm Michael Scott carbo-loading before the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure.
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Making cheddar parsley biscuits to eat with leftover chicken and dumplings as if I'm Michael Scott carbo-loading before the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For the Cure.
Reprogramming my custom bidet setting to play Kiss from a Rose for added ambience.
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Reprogramming my custom bidet setting to play Kiss from a Rose for added ambience.
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I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
Alt: a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
Me, every time the AI narration in a video says "crotch eaters" instead of crocheters:
a cartoon of homer simpson sitting at a desk
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson sitting at a desk giggling incoherently.
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Me, every time the AI narration in a video says "crotch eaters" instead of crocheters:
Hard to beat the oxytocin kick of experiencing an animal falling asleep on you.
January 13, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Hard to beat the oxytocin kick of experiencing an animal falling asleep on you.
Who up making midnight cinnamon rolls?
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Who up making midnight cinnamon rolls?
Everything goes on hold when The Boy Is Mine comes on.
January 12, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Everything goes on hold when The Boy Is Mine comes on.
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My nephew's review of La Traviata dropped and it's devastating, get rekt Verdi.
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
My nephew's review of La Traviata dropped and it's devastating, get rekt Verdi.
I need to learn a good eggplant with black bean sauce recipe.
Deeeeeelicious!
Deeeeeelicious!
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I need to learn a good eggplant with black bean sauce recipe.
Deeeeeelicious!
Deeeeeelicious!