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I am mostly, if not all, potato.

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
🎶Islands in the stream🎶

🎶That is what we are🎶
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Desperately seeking a mash up of the emergency calls in Die Hard and the emergency calls in Home Alone.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Hey baby, this science experiment is chafing me. Mind if I take my clothes off?"
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bad day?

Not as bad as this guy's.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Remember thinking you were hot shit because your pants *tore* away??
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Watching The Mothman Prophecies and expecting this guy to show up any minute now.
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Pics do not do this simple savoury snack justice. This is not fancy, just comfort.

... I should have bought more bagels.
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
All Day I Dream About Sagwa*

*The Chinese Siamese Cat
October 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Like this but with a gun?
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Do you come with the art?
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
New mashup costume idea:
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What I'm wearing to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Honestly I don't think either of these guys should be crawling through a 16 year old girls window but hey, America's great again, right?
September 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Do they not understand that this but as a smart phone would be like printing money??
September 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
So what, no fuckin' Zagi M-91 now?
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Remember Dorinhas?
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Thank you, Rapping Chef, for improving my culinary skills with this little ditty.
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My dog loves me so much he leaves me little Fu Manchus around the house.
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Watching my roommate spider earn his keep in real time.
September 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Tell us who you'd like to see cast in the fourth season of The White Lotus, set in France.
September 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
WHAT ARE THESE SCORES??
September 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
He knows the joy.
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future.
September 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
September 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM