Ready Salted
@readysalted.bsky.social
I am mostly, if not all, potato.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
🎶Islands in the stream🎶
🎶That is what we are🎶
🎶That is what we are🎶
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
🎶Islands in the stream🎶
🎶That is what we are🎶
🎶That is what we are🎶
Desperately seeking a mash up of the emergency calls in Die Hard and the emergency calls in Home Alone.
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Desperately seeking a mash up of the emergency calls in Die Hard and the emergency calls in Home Alone.
"Hey baby, this science experiment is chafing me. Mind if I take my clothes off?"
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Hey baby, this science experiment is chafing me. Mind if I take my clothes off?"
Bad day?
Not as bad as this guy's.
Not as bad as this guy's.
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Bad day?
Not as bad as this guy's.
Not as bad as this guy's.
Remember thinking you were hot shit because your pants *tore* away??
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Remember thinking you were hot shit because your pants *tore* away??
Watching The Mothman Prophecies and expecting this guy to show up any minute now.
October 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Watching The Mothman Prophecies and expecting this guy to show up any minute now.
Pics do not do this simple savoury snack justice. This is not fancy, just comfort.
... I should have bought more bagels.
... I should have bought more bagels.
October 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Pics do not do this simple savoury snack justice. This is not fancy, just comfort.
... I should have bought more bagels.
... I should have bought more bagels.
All Day I Dream About Sagwa*
*The Chinese Siamese Cat
*The Chinese Siamese Cat
October 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
All Day I Dream About Sagwa*
*The Chinese Siamese Cat
*The Chinese Siamese Cat
Like this but with a gun?
October 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Like this but with a gun?
Do you come with the art?
October 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Do you come with the art?
New mashup costume idea:
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
New mashup costume idea:
What I'm wearing to the rapture
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What I'm wearing to the rapture
Honestly I don't think either of these guys should be crawling through a 16 year old girls window but hey, America's great again, right?
September 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Honestly I don't think either of these guys should be crawling through a 16 year old girls window but hey, America's great again, right?
Do they not understand that this but as a smart phone would be like printing money??
September 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Do they not understand that this but as a smart phone would be like printing money??
So what, no fuckin' Zagi M-91 now?
September 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
So what, no fuckin' Zagi M-91 now?
Remember Dorinhas?
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Remember Dorinhas?
Thank you, Rapping Chef, for improving my culinary skills with this little ditty.
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thank you, Rapping Chef, for improving my culinary skills with this little ditty.
My dog loves me so much he leaves me little Fu Manchus around the house.
September 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My dog loves me so much he leaves me little Fu Manchus around the house.
Watching my roommate spider earn his keep in real time.
September 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watching my roommate spider earn his keep in real time.
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
September 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
Tell us who you'd like to see cast in the fourth season of The White Lotus, set in France.
September 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tell us who you'd like to see cast in the fourth season of The White Lotus, set in France.
WHAT ARE THESE SCORES??
September 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
WHAT ARE THESE SCORES??
He knows the joy.
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
He knows the joy.
Drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future.
September 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Drop an old person you're gonna turn into in the future.