Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
@ratatosk.bsky.social
Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
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The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
🎄🐿️🎼
#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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You hear lots of complaints about Musk & X, but nobody talks about Big Penguin's social-media shadowbanning.
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You hear lots of complaints about Musk & X, but nobody talks about Big Penguin's social-media shadowbanning.
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My neighbor has been on a 5-year squirrel eradication mission (he traps them, puts them in his car, and drives them to the lake). His children and the other neighborhood children are outraged, all of a sudden. There are signs. They picketed his front yard this weekend.
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
“The Old Web aesthetic, also known as Web 1.0, is a visual style that romanticizes the graphic design and chaotic functionalism of the World Wide Web during its first mainstream era in the 1990s and early 2000s. This look was not an intentional, curated style…” aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Web
Old Web
The Old Web aesthetic, also known as Web 1.0, is a visual style that romanticizes the graphic design and chaotic functionalism of the World Wide Web during its first mainstream era in the 1990s and ea...
aesthetics.fandom.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“The Old Web aesthetic, also known as Web 1.0, is a visual style that romanticizes the graphic design and chaotic functionalism of the World Wide Web during its first mainstream era in the 1990s and early 2000s. This look was not an intentional, curated style…” aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Web
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*gives everyone the bird*
I didn’t want to mention this on National Bird Day, but ever since I started posting about the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion, Big Penguin has been trying to silence me and limit my reach on social media. 📱🐧🇦🇶
#BigPenguin
#BigPenguin
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
*gives everyone the bird*
I didn’t want to mention this on National Bird Day, but ever since I started posting about the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion, Big Penguin has been trying to silence me and limit my reach on social media. 📱🐧🇦🇶
#BigPenguin
#BigPenguin
January 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I didn’t want to mention this on National Bird Day, but ever since I started posting about the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion, Big Penguin has been trying to silence me and limit my reach on social media. 📱🐧🇦🇶
#BigPenguin
#BigPenguin
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So, what I get from this is that squirrels believe other squirrels should be placed in a centrifuge, @orodentia.bsky.social @ratatosk.bsky.social ...
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 4:38 PM
So, what I get from this is that squirrels believe other squirrels should be placed in a centrifuge, @orodentia.bsky.social @ratatosk.bsky.social ...
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Globus was a small rotating globe, approximately five inches wide, displaying the spacecraft's current and projected position above Earth. Instead of digital systems, it operated through a complex network of gears, cams, and mechanical differentials that converted orbital data into globe motion.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Globus was a small rotating globe, approximately five inches wide, displaying the spacecraft's current and projected position above Earth. Instead of digital systems, it operated through a complex network of gears, cams, and mechanical differentials that converted orbital data into globe motion.
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I bet his man cave is ✨lit✨
a group of people are sitting on a couch with a catan board game on a table
ALT: a group of people are sitting on a couch with a catan board game on a table
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January 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I bet his man cave is ✨lit✨
I wish I had Plato’s literary agent. His royalties from the Penguin editions of his dialogues alone must make him a very wealthy man.
He could probably afford to buy a country.
He could probably afford to buy a country.
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I wish I had Plato’s literary agent. His royalties from the Penguin editions of his dialogues alone must make him a very wealthy man.
He could probably afford to buy a country.
He could probably afford to buy a country.
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Donut would've protested, but was probably too busy snacking.
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Donut would've protested, but was probably too busy snacking.
January 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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thinking of USAID
children denied food and medicine
children denied food and medicine
If the DEA had killed 80 innocent Americans in the course of apprehending one drug dealer, there would be riots. But we are so ghoulishly indifferent to the lives and humanity of people abroad that it's barely even part of the conversation.
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
thinking of USAID
children denied food and medicine
children denied food and medicine
It’s loony, the surprising lack of Canada Goose posts for National Bird Day.
a close up of a rabbit 's eye with a blurry background
ALT: a close up of a rabbit 's eye with a blurry background
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January 5, 2026 at 10:13 PM
It’s loony, the surprising lack of Canada Goose posts for National Bird Day.
I expected to see far more posts about parrots for National Bird Day. #WorldBirdDay 🦜
a gray parrot standing on a white surface with its wings outstretched
ALT: a gray parrot standing on a white surface with its wings outstretched
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January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I expected to see far more posts about parrots for National Bird Day. #WorldBirdDay 🦜
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The Monroe Doctrine is from an era of open, brazen colonialism. It’s as much a basis of justification today for an invasion as the Treaty of Tordesillas and Pope Alexander VI’s magic line for the Americas. 🌎
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The Monroe Doctrine is from an era of open, brazen colonialism. It’s as much a basis of justification today for an invasion as the Treaty of Tordesillas and Pope Alexander VI’s magic line for the Americas. 🌎
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(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
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But I do think that there is value in acknowledging that between how the US handled Manuel Noriega (1990), Alvarez-Machain (1992), & nearly 150 years of Monroe Doctrine western hemisphere meddling prior that our empire had already legalized this kind of international kidnapping well before Trump
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
But I do think that there is value in acknowledging that between how the US handled Manuel Noriega (1990), Alvarez-Machain (1992), & nearly 150 years of Monroe Doctrine western hemisphere meddling prior that our empire had already legalized this kind of international kidnapping well before Trump
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sorely-missed voice of reason John Paul Stevens in dissent:
"If the United States... thought it more expedient to
torture or simply to execute a person rather than to attempt
extradition, these options would be equally available because
they, too, were not explicitly prohibited by the Treaty."
"If the United States... thought it more expedient to
torture or simply to execute a person rather than to attempt
extradition, these options would be equally available because
they, too, were not explicitly prohibited by the Treaty."
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
sorely-missed voice of reason John Paul Stevens in dissent:
"If the United States... thought it more expedient to
torture or simply to execute a person rather than to attempt
extradition, these options would be equally available because
they, too, were not explicitly prohibited by the Treaty."
"If the United States... thought it more expedient to
torture or simply to execute a person rather than to attempt
extradition, these options would be equally available because
they, too, were not explicitly prohibited by the Treaty."
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per binding SCOTUS precedent the U.S. has jurisdiction to try foreign defendants on federal charges after intentionally kidnapping, drugging, and TORTURING them so long as their country does not have a treaty with us which specifically prohibits us from doing those things.
Very legal, very cool!
Very legal, very cool!
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
per binding SCOTUS precedent the U.S. has jurisdiction to try foreign defendants on federal charges after intentionally kidnapping, drugging, and TORTURING them so long as their country does not have a treaty with us which specifically prohibits us from doing those things.
Very legal, very cool!
Very legal, very cool!
Who else can Trump just decide to attack and then kidnap without any legal authority to do so?
What other country or leader will Trump unilaterally decide to attack with Congress’s OK?
What other country or leader will Trump unilaterally decide to attack with Congress’s OK?
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Who else can Trump just decide to attack and then kidnap without any legal authority to do so?
What other country or leader will Trump unilaterally decide to attack with Congress’s OK?
What other country or leader will Trump unilaterally decide to attack with Congress’s OK?
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1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.
This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.
Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.