Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
@ratatosk.bsky.social
Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
youtu.be
The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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Random trivia: my dad was once bitten by a penguin
Penguins have been trying to invade Santa’s North Pole territory for years, trying to cut in on his Christmas action. Time to bomb Antarctica!
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Random trivia: my dad was once bitten by a penguin
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Penguins have been trying to invade Santa’s North Pole territory for years, trying to cut in on his Christmas action. Time to bomb Antarctica!
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Penguins have been trying to invade Santa’s North Pole territory for years, trying to cut in on his Christmas action. Time to bomb Antarctica!
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Could advanced bubble technology protect your home and holiday decorations from cats?
🫧🐈🛡️🎄🏡
#CatsAreSilly #CatsHateChristmas
🫧🐈🛡️🎄🏡
#CatsAreSilly #CatsHateChristmas
a cat is sitting in a circle with the words sealed away forever on the bottom
Alt: a cat is sitting in a bubble circle with the words “sealed away forever” on top
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Could advanced bubble technology protect your home and holiday decorations from cats?
🫧🐈🛡️🎄🏡
#CatsAreSilly #CatsHateChristmas
🫧🐈🛡️🎄🏡
#CatsAreSilly #CatsHateChristmas
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they should always let this happen
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
they should always let this happen
I just saw @robwords.bsky.social ‘s short video on the names of the days of the week, which again demonstrates that the #RomanDownerGod Saturn has no business in the English days of the week. But since a name like Lördag just doesn’t work with modern life: #Ratatoskday! youtube.com/shorts/JVQfU...
The origins of the days of the week in 10 seconds.
YouTube video by RobWords
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November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I just saw @robwords.bsky.social ‘s short video on the names of the days of the week, which again demonstrates that the #RomanDownerGod Saturn has no business in the English days of the week. But since a name like Lördag just doesn’t work with modern life: #Ratatoskday! youtube.com/shorts/JVQfU...
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"10a labs", a 'security research' firm employed by the big AI companies has begun collecting information and attacking organised opposition to data centres, framing them as "NIMBYS" and wildly exaggerating claims.
www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/grou...
www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/grou...
![Data Center Watch has published a report claiming that $64 billion worth of American data center projects were ‘threatened’ because of grassroots opposition.
Data Center Watch picture
A map produced by Data Center Watch tracking opposition to data centers in America
– Data Center Watch
The organization is backed by 10a Labs, an intelligence company specializing in AI security. Led by Robert McKenzie, a former adjunct professor of international and public affairs at Columbia University, it provides “intelligence collection, investigative research, and analysis for AI unicorns, Fortune 10 companies, and US tech leaders.”
The report claimed that $18bn worth of projects were ‘blocked’ and a further $46bn more were ‘delayed’ in the two years prior to March 2025.
It primarily attributed this opposition to local concern, identifying several “common themes” of opposition, such as “higher utility bills, water consumption, noise, impact on property value, and green space preservation.”
However, the report’s claims should be read with close attention to its definitions. For instance, ‘blocked’ projects include cases where a “company submits a new proposal with similar characteristics in a different but nearby location after withdrawing a previous project.”
Two examples, which amount to $14.5bn out of the total $18bn, fit this criterion.
The first is attributable to Tract, a company specializing in ‘master-planned’ data center parks, which withdrew a $14bn, 1,000-acre project located in Maricopa County, Arizona, in May 2024. Tract then announced in August of the same year that they had acquired a land parcel - double the size of the original project - within the same county for a data center park.
Whether Tract had already intended to develop a second facility prior to the withdrawal of the first is unclear. Grant von Rooyen, Tract’s CEO, previously told DCD that the company “very rarely [goes] into a market with only one solution… [Tract] will ultimately have multiple s…](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:66lbtw2porscqpmair6mir37/bafkreihtwegmocoffjawkkb5v5gtnkxsca76piog2t6mexzippglpwjnza@jpeg)
May 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"10a labs", a 'security research' firm employed by the big AI companies has begun collecting information and attacking organised opposition to data centres, framing them as "NIMBYS" and wildly exaggerating claims.
www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/grou...
www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/grou...
This squirrel is excited to see you. #SquirrelScrolling
🐿️.
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November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This squirrel is excited to see you. #SquirrelScrolling
🐿️.
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Some Christmas decorations will try to fool you into believing Santa is happy with the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion but that is a lie.
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🎄🚫🐧
#penguin
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🎄🚫🐧
#penguin
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Some Christmas decorations will try to fool you into believing Santa is happy with the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion but that is a lie.
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🎄🚫🐧
#penguin
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🎄🚫🐧
#penguin
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Excuse me, have you heard the word of our Lord and Saviour @ratatosk.bsky.social ?
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Excuse me, have you heard the word of our Lord and Saviour @ratatosk.bsky.social ?
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Merry Christmoos!
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Merry Christmoos!
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I see the penguins continue their long march north from Antarctica, fleeing the summer heat and seeking out the soothing comfort of an Arctic winter at the North Pole.
🇦🇶🐧❄️
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #penguin
🇦🇶🐧❄️
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #penguin
a penguin wearing a santa hat and scarf is holding a bell and a bag of toys
Alt: a penguin stands at a doorway while wearing a santa hat and scarf. the penguin is holding a bell and a bag of toys. it is snowing outside.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I see the penguins continue their long march north from Antarctica, fleeing the summer heat and seeking out the soothing comfort of an Arctic winter at the North Pole.
🇦🇶🐧❄️
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #penguin
🇦🇶🐧❄️
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #penguin
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A quick backgrounder for those just joining this #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion thread now: there are no penguins near the North Pole, but there are polar bears in the Arctic!
❄️🐻❄️🎄🐧🇦🇶 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#penguin
❄️🐻❄️🎄🐧🇦🇶 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#penguin
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A quick backgrounder for those just joining this #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion thread now: there are no penguins near the North Pole, but there are polar bears in the Arctic!
❄️🐻❄️🎄🐧🇦🇶 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#penguin
❄️🐻❄️🎄🐧🇦🇶 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#penguin
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OK, so I might need to start a thread on stopping the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion before it’s too late. I have already seen far too many penguins on Christmas decorations. Most troubling is seeing penguins working with unicorns!
🦄 🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻 ❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🦄 🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻 ❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OK, so I might need to start a thread on stopping the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion before it’s too late. I have already seen far too many penguins on Christmas decorations. Most troubling is seeing penguins working with unicorns!
🦄 🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻 ❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🦄 🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻 ❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
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Polar bear at the North Pole? Yes! 🐻❄️ ✅
Reindeer at the North Pole? Yes! 🦌 ✅
Arctic Hare at the North Pole? Yes! 🐇✅
Penguin at the North Pole? NO! 🐧🚫
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🐧🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄🎁
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #NorthPole
Reindeer at the North Pole? Yes! 🦌 ✅
Arctic Hare at the North Pole? Yes! 🐇✅
Penguin at the North Pole? NO! 🐧🚫
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🐧🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄🎁
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #NorthPole
December 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Polar bear at the North Pole? Yes! 🐻❄️ ✅
Reindeer at the North Pole? Yes! 🦌 ✅
Arctic Hare at the North Pole? Yes! 🐇✅
Penguin at the North Pole? NO! 🐧🚫
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🐧🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄🎁
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #NorthPole
Reindeer at the North Pole? Yes! 🦌 ✅
Arctic Hare at the North Pole? Yes! 🐇✅
Penguin at the North Pole? NO! 🐧🚫
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🐧🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄🎁
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#Christmas #NorthPole
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NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
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....oh, an @ratatosk.bsky.social , please tell your envoys to stop trying to stuff black walnuts in said compost heap.
...also, @orodentia.bsky.social , I think one of your chipmunks may be drunk. It keeps sprinting laps atop/around the compost whenever it thinks my back is turned.
...also, @orodentia.bsky.social , I think one of your chipmunks may be drunk. It keeps sprinting laps atop/around the compost whenever it thinks my back is turned.
Me to everyone else, re: yardwork:
Take breaks. Stay hydrated. Don't overdo it.
Me to myself, re: yardwork:
Keep working! Stop being lazy! No rest unless someone finds you face down in the compost heap!
Take breaks. Stay hydrated. Don't overdo it.
Me to myself, re: yardwork:
Keep working! Stop being lazy! No rest unless someone finds you face down in the compost heap!
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
....oh, an @ratatosk.bsky.social , please tell your envoys to stop trying to stuff black walnuts in said compost heap.
...also, @orodentia.bsky.social , I think one of your chipmunks may be drunk. It keeps sprinting laps atop/around the compost whenever it thinks my back is turned.
...also, @orodentia.bsky.social , I think one of your chipmunks may be drunk. It keeps sprinting laps atop/around the compost whenever it thinks my back is turned.
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Do you see a chocolate Advent Calendar with penguins on the box? Skip it — it’s obviously a fraud because there are no penguins at the North Pole. Real chocolate Advent Calendars always feature squirrels. #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
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#Christmas #sqrlpix
🎄🐿️🍫
#Christmas #sqrlpix
November 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Do you see a chocolate Advent Calendar with penguins on the box? Skip it — it’s obviously a fraud because there are no penguins at the North Pole. Real chocolate Advent Calendars always feature squirrels. #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🎄🐿️🍫
#Christmas #sqrlpix
🎄🐿️🍫
#Christmas #sqrlpix
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gwar tried to warn us
Penguin
YouTube video by Gwar - Topic
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
gwar tried to warn us
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It’s more than a month before Christmas and yet I must already remind people to #KeepChristmasPenguinFree and stop the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion!
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s more than a month before Christmas and yet I must already remind people to #KeepChristmasPenguinFree and stop the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion!
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
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i will bet you 1 million dollars AI isnt allowed cause theyre gonna use it to train AI
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i will bet you 1 million dollars AI isnt allowed cause theyre gonna use it to train AI
November is when you need to start planning how to protect your Yule Tree from cats. Don’t wait until you have already put your tree up and decorated it.
🎄⚔️😾
#CatsHateChristmas
🎄⚔️😾
#CatsHateChristmas
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
November is when you need to start planning how to protect your Yule Tree from cats. Don’t wait until you have already put your tree up and decorated it.
🎄⚔️😾
#CatsHateChristmas
🎄⚔️😾
#CatsHateChristmas