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Dhvrpicvs Maximvs ❌👑
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Yes, THAT DHURPY! Old potat bun/ham radio weenie. USN(Ret). Husbando to a militant Corgi. #SFW But I may fave/follow #NSFW. All bunnies followed. DMs open but I do not RP!
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A short primer on the $8M heist for Thune and his fellow insurrectionist Senators:
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And it appears that she's not amused with your last minute tasking
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Not impressed. If you want to impress me, wipe yer butt with a gympie-gympie leaf
Nope, no, no,, no, no!
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Dear fellow vets. If you go out for the "veterans meal" tomorrow and you can afford it, consider tipping the cost of the meal to your server.

And thank you for serving. ✊
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Would you do this for a friend?
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Today Cat Adoption Team in Sherwood OR is closed. However, if you head there tomorrow first thing, Kit Kat will still be there, ready for adoption. Can't guarantee this condition will last into the evening. This has been a public service announcement 💙 #cats #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Four lion doodles
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*casts "Lepus Levitatus"... It was extremely effective*
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.

And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We are getting our ass beat

As usual.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Meanwhile ever the two-faced hypocrites, republicans want to jam prayer down kids' throats in our public schools.

They ban prayer where people voluntarily *want* to pray and then try to legislate mandatory prayer for everyone, regardless of their religious views.

Disgusting. Always so disgusting.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
HAAAH
Rabbi Burns, Scotland’s greatest Talmudic scholar
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Now to get the military to stop playing that shit.
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat.
August 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Because they feed those who are hungry
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Remember DNC, it doesn't matter who you run, Fox news will call them a socialist. You could endorse the corpse of Ronald Reagan and their first segment would be "Extreme socialist Reagan picked by Soros to destroy America"

Stop caring what fox news says, and listen to your base. It clearly works.
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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BlueSky is automatically hiding posts with cuss words in them.
You may want to adjust your settings:
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ooh Monkey Wards
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The emergence of Nadine and the Harried Brainstormer:
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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三日月(2024.9)
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Commission for @fernanfrijoles.bsky.social of his character wearing the Thriller outfit
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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