Jym (Orange Dog)
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Jym (Orange Dog)
@jymfox.com
· Apr 28
Thinkin about foxes
Subway were like, you have to spend £7 to maintain your HOT SHOT status next year, and it'd be a shame to throw away all the hard work I put in this year so I had to go to Subway
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Subway were like, you have to spend £7 to maintain your HOT SHOT status next year, and it'd be a shame to throw away all the hard work I put in this year so I had to go to Subway
I've been saying this for years
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I've been saying this for years
Does anyone remember If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow? A guy called Hamish Hawk has done a cover of it and if just one person could listen to it and say "yeah that was pretty good" that would make my Christmas because I am obsessed
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Does anyone remember If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow? A guy called Hamish Hawk has done a cover of it and if just one person could listen to it and say "yeah that was pretty good" that would make my Christmas because I am obsessed
Foxing day is the cutest day of the year and here's why
Hooray for foxes
Hooray for foxes
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Foxing day is the cutest day of the year and here's why
Hooray for foxes
Hooray for foxes
I wrote more Christmas cracker jokes
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I wrote more Christmas cracker jokes
Who's this guy
Where's the Queen
Where's the Queen
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Who's this guy
Where's the Queen
Where's the Queen
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youtu.be/PiFi2GQ2fkU Christmas tradition
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) - All Rudolph's Weird Nose Noises
YouTube video by JamesWeb
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
youtu.be/PiFi2GQ2fkU Christmas tradition
Leave bacon on your doorstep so the foxes know it's Christmas too
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Leave bacon on your doorstep so the foxes know it's Christmas too
The whole concept of Santa is absolutely nuts if you really take a step back and think about the whole thing
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The whole concept of Santa is absolutely nuts if you really take a step back and think about the whole thing
The bacon Cheez-its at Co-op scanned at 46p and I couldn't hide my excitement I went back and grabbed every bag
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The bacon Cheez-its at Co-op scanned at 46p and I couldn't hide my excitement I went back and grabbed every bag
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If you get the Screwfix app they're giving everyone like £10 off literally anything today, they've gone mad with power I BOUGHT A FAN
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you get the Screwfix app they're giving everyone like £10 off literally anything today, they've gone mad with power I BOUGHT A FAN
It's truly terrifying when you think about how many Costa Express machines there are... there's 10 within a mile of me right now
What do we do
What do we do
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It's truly terrifying when you think about how many Costa Express machines there are... there's 10 within a mile of me right now
What do we do
What do we do
OH NO if you're thinking "maybe I'll pop into Tesco for a quick meal deal" don't... don't think that
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
OH NO if you're thinking "maybe I'll pop into Tesco for a quick meal deal" don't... don't think that
Have they ever made cheese Oreos with like, a yellow filling
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Have they ever made cheese Oreos with like, a yellow filling
PSA: the BBC are showing Puss in Boots: The Last Wish on Boxing Day, so just beware if you're spending time with family, Death Wolf boners can ruin Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
PSA: the BBC are showing Puss in Boots: The Last Wish on Boxing Day, so just beware if you're spending time with family, Death Wolf boners can ruin Christmas
People signing off and saying merry Christmas in the work Teams chat and I react with a Santa or a reindeer while everyone else just sends a thumbs up like am I the only one with any FUCKING WHIMSY IN THIS ORGANISATION
December 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
People signing off and saying merry Christmas in the work Teams chat and I react with a Santa or a reindeer while everyone else just sends a thumbs up like am I the only one with any FUCKING WHIMSY IN THIS ORGANISATION
Remember when me setting the Christmas station as one of the presets in my new car in October was the HEIGHT OF COMEDY
Well WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
Well WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
December 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Remember when me setting the Christmas station as one of the presets in my new car in October was the HEIGHT OF COMEDY
Well WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
Well WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
Reposted by Jym (Orange Dog)
You'd tell me if I had something in my nose, right?
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You'd tell me if I had something in my nose, right?
"I got Lego Star Wars for Christmas"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"I got Lego Star Wars for Christmas"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
"Oh cool, like, the Millennium Falcon? Darth Vader? Which set?"
"Star Wars"
I never really thought about it but what's with that slightly sinister moment in Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody when he goes "what will your daddy do when he sees your mama kissing Santa" and then goes back to the regular song like nothing ever happened
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I never really thought about it but what's with that slightly sinister moment in Slade's Merry Xmas Everybody when he goes "what will your daddy do when he sees your mama kissing Santa" and then goes back to the regular song like nothing ever happened
Shit, this is a really good Christmas card
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Shit, this is a really good Christmas card
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
I was just going to take a picture of it but it was like, no it deserves my money
The news is going crazy about WORST FLU SEASON EVER HOSPITALS IN MELTDOWN and I don't know anyone who's even had a cold
Now they've added a "check how many flu cases in your local hospital" thing and sure enough, there's none around here
So I don't know where all the flu is, London maybe?
Now they've added a "check how many flu cases in your local hospital" thing and sure enough, there's none around here
So I don't know where all the flu is, London maybe?
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The news is going crazy about WORST FLU SEASON EVER HOSPITALS IN MELTDOWN and I don't know anyone who's even had a cold
Now they've added a "check how many flu cases in your local hospital" thing and sure enough, there's none around here
So I don't know where all the flu is, London maybe?
Now they've added a "check how many flu cases in your local hospital" thing and sure enough, there's none around here
So I don't know where all the flu is, London maybe?
Okay the keyboard is gone, all is peaceful
Remind me never to be tempted by a mechanical keyboard ever again
Remind me never to be tempted by a mechanical keyboard ever again
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Okay the keyboard is gone, all is peaceful
Remind me never to be tempted by a mechanical keyboard ever again
Remind me never to be tempted by a mechanical keyboard ever again
Why would anyone ever want an old car when you can ask a new car to turn on your heated blanket while you're driving home so your bed is ready for you
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Why would anyone ever want an old car when you can ask a new car to turn on your heated blanket while you're driving home so your bed is ready for you