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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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He had learnt too much about the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion plans. 🐧⚔️🎄
a penguin wearing a santa hat stands next to a north pole sign
ALT: a penguin wearing a santa hat stands next to a north pole sign
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November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Penguins have been trying to invade Santa’s North Pole territory for years, trying to cut in on his Christmas action. Time to bomb Antarctica!
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Three penguin decorations wearing scarves.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“Hey, Peeping Tom! Stop staring!” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod.
⚡️🐿️💞🐿️✨
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I may start a new thread on techniques to dissuade cat attacks on holiday decorations, although none of them actually work. #CatsHateChristmas
🎅🏼⚔️😾
a cat wearing a santa hat is sitting on a chair .
ALT: a cat wearing a santa hat is sitting on a chair .
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November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
I still remember giving Low Quality a signal boost in their early days and then getting unfollowed by them. Maybe they’re afraid of squirrels? 🐿️
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
If you see a gift under your Yule Tree wrapped in penguin-themed Christmas wrapping paper, throw it out. It’s probably booby-trapped — the real Santa would never wrap a gift like that.
🎅🏻🎁⚔️💣🐧
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#penguin
A gift wrapped in penguin-themed paper.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
But that isn’t from today. What is the point of posting this old image?
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Remember: discount stores selling cheap disposable tinsel holiday decorations are the undefended soft underbelly of the North Pole. But don’t let the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion succeed! Help the real Santa #KeepChristmasPenguinFree!
🎅🏼🎄🚫🐧🇦🇶
#Christmas
A cheap tinsel penguin decoration wearing a red scarf and red Santa hat that says “Merry Christmas.” Another cheap tinsel penguin Christmas decoration, beside other cheap tinsel decorations like a Santa hat.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Penguins *are* all wrong.
November 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Some Christmas decorations will try to fool you into believing Santa is happy with the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion but that is a lie.
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🎄🚫🐧
#penguin
Christmas crackers, some with a cartoon penguin and some with Santa. All with sparkling snow and other decorations.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Eating a mint penguin? Now *that* is an effective way to combat the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion.
🍪🐧🇦🇶🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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It’s no surprise that the Grinch would work to support the #PenguinNorthPoleinvasion. #KeepChristmasPenguinFree!
🤢🐧🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏼🎄🧑🏽‍🎄
#Christmas #penguin
Two marzipan penguins wearing Santa hats next to a marzipan grinch. Each is stored in a small clear plastic container.
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ratatosk.bsky.social
Penguins have been trying to invade Santa’s North Pole territory for years, trying to cut in on his Christmas action. Time to bomb Antarctica!
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Three penguin decorations wearing scarves.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
ratatosk.bsky.social
They come from Moo-Moo Land. They’re justified and they’re ancient. #SantasMagicCows
✨🐄🎅🏻
a cow wearing a santa hat is in a car with the words merry christmas on the bottom
ALT: a cow wearing a santa hat is in a car with the words merry christmas on the bottom
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November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM