Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
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The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
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This has been a godsend.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This has been a godsend.
“The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having
A wonderful Christmas time!”
bsky.app/profile/arto...
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having
A wonderful Christmas time!”
bsky.app/profile/arto...
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having
A wonderful Christmas time!”
bsky.app/profile/arto...
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having
A wonderful Christmas time!”
bsky.app/profile/arto...
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Gyoda Mamekichi, a sentient green soybean, is the mascot for Gyoda City.
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Gyoda Mamekichi, a sentient green soybean, is the mascot for Gyoda City.
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The weekend before Thanksgiving at Costco
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The weekend before Thanksgiving at Costco
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Remember, when people say #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels, that includes ground squirrels like marmots!
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#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
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#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Remember, when people say #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels, that includes ground squirrels like marmots!
🎄🐿️⛰️
#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
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#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
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Hand-made Nepali woolen penguin Christmas decorations? Have artisans near Everest — the Third Pole — really sided with penguins against Santa? I am sure there was some coercion involved.
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hand-made Nepali woolen penguin Christmas decorations? Have artisans near Everest — the Third Pole — really sided with penguins against Santa? I am sure there was some coercion involved.
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
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They are emboldened.
Alert the Artic Foxes.
Alert the Artic Foxes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They are emboldened.
Alert the Artic Foxes.
Alert the Artic Foxes.
It’s Black Friday, and the penguin invasion of the North Pole and Christmas is now being openly supported by retailers. So disappointing.
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏻🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏻🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s Black Friday, and the penguin invasion of the North Pole and Christmas is now being openly supported by retailers. So disappointing.
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏻🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏻🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
Hand-made Nepali woolen penguin Christmas decorations? Have artisans near Everest — the Third Pole — really sided with penguins against Santa? I am sure there was some coercion involved.
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hand-made Nepali woolen penguin Christmas decorations? Have artisans near Everest — the Third Pole — really sided with penguins against Santa? I am sure there was some coercion involved.
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🇦🇶🐧🏔️⚔️🎄🎅🏻❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
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What they said not only isn't controversial, it's right there in the oath of enlistment.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What they said not only isn't controversial, it's right there in the oath of enlistment.
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Now we need Earl the Rural Squirrel Juror.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Now we need Earl the Rural Squirrel Juror.
Remember, a #Thanksgiving parade without squirrels isn’t really a parade. 🐿️ #ThanksgivingNeedsSquirrels!
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Remember, a #Thanksgiving parade without squirrels isn’t really a parade. 🐿️ #ThanksgivingNeedsSquirrels!
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
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A quick reminder that #ThanksgivingNeedsSquirrels. Not the way it ‘needs’ turkeys, but in a kind, festive way.
🦃🍽️🐿️
#Thanksgiving
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#Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
A quick reminder that #ThanksgivingNeedsSquirrels. Not the way it ‘needs’ turkeys, but in a kind, festive way.
🦃🍽️🐿️
#Thanksgiving
🦃🍽️🐿️
#Thanksgiving
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Clear evidence that #ThanksgivingNeedsSquirrels. You could also use this table setting on #SquirrelAppreciationDay!
🐿🦃 #sqrlpix
🐿🦃 #sqrlpix
November 23, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Clear evidence that #ThanksgivingNeedsSquirrels. You could also use this table setting on #SquirrelAppreciationDay!
🐿🦃 #sqrlpix
🐿🦃 #sqrlpix
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Polar Bears, Beluga Whales… they can be ecologically accurate, blob-shaped decorations. Hey! Narwhal!
I also wish someone would put up a Freya + cat sleigh. With Norwegian Forest Cats, preferably.
I also wish someone would put up a Freya + cat sleigh. With Norwegian Forest Cats, preferably.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Polar Bears, Beluga Whales… they can be ecologically accurate, blob-shaped decorations. Hey! Narwhal!
I also wish someone would put up a Freya + cat sleigh. With Norwegian Forest Cats, preferably.
I also wish someone would put up a Freya + cat sleigh. With Norwegian Forest Cats, preferably.
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Please let no idiot bring in Leopard Seals to control the invasive penguins!
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Please let no idiot bring in Leopard Seals to control the invasive penguins!
Remember, when people say #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels, that includes ground squirrels like marmots!
🎄🐿️⛰️
#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
🎄🐿️⛰️
#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Remember, when people say #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels, that includes ground squirrels like marmots!
🎄🐿️⛰️
#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
🎄🐿️⛰️
#Marmots @marmotrecovery.bsky.social
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A Marmot’s Guide to Yawning. Your yawn should start at the hind end, traveling up to your head and culminating in a dramatic silent scream. Complete with lip smacking to communicate how deeply satisfying this was. Strike a dramatic pose while receiving yawning admiration from onlookers.
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A Marmot’s Guide to Yawning. Your yawn should start at the hind end, traveling up to your head and culminating in a dramatic silent scream. Complete with lip smacking to communicate how deeply satisfying this was. Strike a dramatic pose while receiving yawning admiration from onlookers.
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Our mission is to save the Vancouver Island marmot. Huge progress has been made in the past 20 years. The population has increased more than 10 fold, they have expanded from just 5 colonies to over 30. But there is much to be done before the species is secure.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Our mission is to save the Vancouver Island marmot. Huge progress has been made in the past 20 years. The population has increased more than 10 fold, they have expanded from just 5 colonies to over 30. But there is much to be done before the species is secure.
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'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid
h/t @cocacolakid
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid
h/t @cocacolakid
More evidence from Reddit that #CatsHateChristmas.
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November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
More evidence from Reddit that #CatsHateChristmas.
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Niche, but…
The Sorrows of Young Werther
Becomes
The Soros of Old Judge Jerry
The Sorrows of Young Werther
Becomes
The Soros of Old Judge Jerry
My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
But worry not, he has a footnote explaining why his fixation on Soros "is not political."
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Niche, but…
The Sorrows of Young Werther
Becomes
The Soros of Old Judge Jerry
The Sorrows of Young Werther
Becomes
The Soros of Old Judge Jerry