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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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The media likes to scare the public with warnings about some vague “War on Christmas” but they never show images of cats and their very real #WarOnChristmas.
🎄⚔️😾
#CatsHateChristmas
A kitten climbing inside a brightly lit Christmas tree. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/catsandchristmastrees/s/5G6v4VtO6w )
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Even sleeping penguins can be a threat to the North Pole. Do not be lulled into complacency by the harmless look of penguin stuffies!
❄️🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏼❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
A penguin stuffy with its eyes closed and its head on a pillow decorated with Christmas trees and skiing penguins with festive motifs.
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Is your cat on Santa’s naughty list?

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Yes, of course.
😾⚔️🎅🏼🎄
#CatsHateChristmas
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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If you see a gift under your Yule Tree wrapped in penguin-themed Christmas wrapping paper, throw it out. It’s probably booby-trapped — the real Santa would never wrap a gift like that.
🎅🏻🎁⚔️💣🐧
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#penguin
A gift wrapped in penguin-themed paper.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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This squirrel is excited to see you. #SquirrelScrolling
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November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Remember: discount stores selling cheap disposable tinsel holiday decorations are the undefended soft underbelly of the North Pole. But don’t let the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion succeed! Help the real Santa #KeepChristmasPenguinFree!
🎅🏼🎄🚫🐧🇦🇶
#Christmas
A cheap tinsel penguin decoration wearing a red scarf and red Santa hat that says “Merry Christmas.” Another cheap tinsel penguin Christmas decoration, beside other cheap tinsel decorations like a Santa hat.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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It’s no surprise that the Grinch would work to support the #PenguinNorthPoleinvasion. #KeepChristmasPenguinFree!
🤢🐧🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏼🎄🧑🏽‍🎄
#Christmas #penguin
Two marzipan penguins wearing Santa hats next to a marzipan grinch. Each is stored in a small clear plastic container.
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Penguins have been trying to invade Santa’s North Pole territory for years, trying to cut in on his Christmas action. Time to bomb Antarctica!
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
🎅🏼🇦🇶🐧 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Three penguin decorations wearing scarves.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Does Christmas need crabs?
🎄🦀🎅🏾
#crab
A festive Christmas crab stuffy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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What monstrosity is this?
✨🦌🎅🏼
#reindeer
A stuffy of a reindeer head mounted on wood. “Dasher” is written on a small plaque below the head.
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The World does, but the North Pole does not need penguins.

Just say NO! to invasive species.

#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion

❄️🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄❄️
A penguin ornament.
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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A quick backgrounder for those just joining this #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion thread now: there are no penguins near the North Pole, but there are polar bears in the Arctic!
❄️🐻‍❄️🎄🐧🇦🇶 #KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#penguin
The display box for an inflatable penguin decoration meant for Christmas.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Some Christmas decorations will try to fool you into believing Santa is happy with the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion but that is a lie.
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
🎄🚫🐧
#penguin
Christmas crackers, some with a cartoon penguin and some with Santa. All with sparkling snow and other decorations.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Protect your Yule Tree not just to stop the feline #WarOnChristmas, but to protect your cats from the revenge of the trees. #CatsHateChristmas
🎄⚔️🐈‍⬛
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Who will join me now in defending the North Pole and Santa from Antarctica’s penguins? #KeepChristmasPenguinFree!
❄️🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏻🎄❄️
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
A 2-dimensional wooden penguin stands beside a small Yule tree and a sign/mail box that says “Santa Mail.”
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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November is when you need to start planning how to protect your Yule Tree from cats. Don’t wait until you have already put your tree up and decorated it.
🎄⚔️😾
#CatsHateChristmas
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Happy news: a brand new postage stamp for the holidays that shows that #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
📮🐿️🎄 @canadapostcorp.bsky.social
#SquirrelScrolling #Christmas
“This year's [Canada Post] holiday stamp issue tells the storybook tale of a fox, a rabbit and two squirrels busily decorating their forest home for the holidays. […] Stamp designer: Kristine Do Stamp illustrator: Alexandra Finkeldey “ (Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ96VYeiKqo/ ) A Canada Post holiday stamp issued in November 2025 that shows two squirrels busily decorating their forest home for the holidays. Stamp designer: Kristine Do Stamp illustrator: Alexandra Finkeldey (Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQ96VYeiKqo/ )
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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OK, so I might need to start a thread on stopping the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion before it’s too late. I have already seen far too many penguins on Christmas decorations. Most troubling is seeing penguins working with unicorns!
🦄 🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎄🎅🏻 ❄️
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
Festive red fabric decorated with stylized images of Yule trees, deer in scarves, gingerbread men, snowflakes, unilcorns (!), and penguins.
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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It’s more than a month before Christmas and yet I must already remind people to #KeepChristmasPenguinFree and stop the #PenguinNorthPoleInvasion!
🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏼🎄
A Christmas jumper / sweater featuring penguins along with Yule trees, snowflakes, festive lights, etc.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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What outrage against Christmas is this kitchen towel? #CatsHateChristmas
🎄⚔️🐈‍⬛
#CatWarOnChristmas
“Meowy Cat-Mas” kitchen towel, covered with cartoon cats and festive decorations.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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It has already begun.
#CatsHateChristmas
🎄⚔️🐈‍⬛
A black cat hides inside a Yule tree with lights in it glowing. (Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChristmasCats/s/ajNdyDGHHS )
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I’m looking to build a new drey in Britain. I wonder if I can afford the buy the castle at Ashby-de-la-Zouch… 🏰🐿️
#SquirrelProblems
A wikipedia photo of Ashby-de-la-Zouch Castle, with some trees in the foreground.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I don’t even see a hashtag for Rabbit Appreciation Day!
🐇 #binky #boing #rabbit
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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When is Rabbit Awareness Month? 🐇 #boing #Rabbit
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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A reminder from #SquirrelMeme about cats.
💤🐈 #purr
A black squirrel in a tree says “"Purring" is just a fancy word for when cats snore.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM