Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
Is your cat on Santa’s naughty list?

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Yes, of course.
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#CatsHateChristmas
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This squirrel is excited to see you. #SquirrelScrolling
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November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Protect your Yule Tree not just to stop the feline #WarOnChristmas, but to protect your cats from the revenge of the trees. #CatsHateChristmas
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November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
November is when you need to start planning how to protect your Yule Tree from cats. Don’t wait until you have already put your tree up and decorated it.
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#CatsHateChristmas
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don’t even see a hashtag for Rabbit Appreciation Day!
🐇 #binky #boing #rabbit
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When is Rabbit Awareness Month? 🐇 #boing #Rabbit
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM