Rachel Weary 🇨🇦
@rachelweary.bsky.social
PhD student, lawyer on hiatus. She/her. Studying debt, feminism, and pseudolaw.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Yeah, we did. We ruined it for misogynists and sexual predators and office lotharios and drunks and lazy loafers who had their secretaries and assistants do their actual work.
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yeah, we did. We ruined it for misogynists and sexual predators and office lotharios and drunks and lazy loafers who had their secretaries and assistants do their actual work.
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From the archives, The New Yorker. October 18, 2021
November 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
From the archives, The New Yorker. October 18, 2021
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How your email finds me. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How your email finds me. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Baked cherry chip cupcakes for an event this week. Hands still stained red from maraschino syrup. Feel like Lady Macbeth.
October 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Baked cherry chip cupcakes for an event this week. Hands still stained red from maraschino syrup. Feel like Lady Macbeth.
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The Chonk Ness Monster
Mysterious 'predator' stalking villagers around Dartmoor unmasked as a fat cat
A MYSTERIOUS beast which has been stalking villagers on the moor made famous by Sherlock Holmes – is actually just a fat cat. Locals around Dartmoor, where the Hound of the Baskervilles was s…
www.thesun.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The Chonk Ness Monster
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NEWS: St. Albert one of few larger cities in Alberta without election results
St. Albert one of few larger cities in Alberta without election results
Only St. Albert and the Regional Municipality of Wood Buffalo are awaiting results.
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October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
NEWS: St. Albert one of few larger cities in Alberta without election results
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Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...
theonion.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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A valuable reminder in these hard times.
October 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A valuable reminder in these hard times.
Have been going for an increasingly big, fluffy, ‘80s-ish hairstyle lately. Went to the doctor’s this week and they added a full inch to my height. Probably a sign to tone it down a bit.
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Have been going for an increasingly big, fluffy, ‘80s-ish hairstyle lately. Went to the doctor’s this week and they added a full inch to my height. Probably a sign to tone it down a bit.
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Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12
Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12
KITCHENER – Local man Dalton Strickland, whose data entry job regularly requires him to read dates off a form and put them into a computer, literally never knows which date is the day and which is the...
www.thebeaverton.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Canadian man reading date never knows which is day and which is month unless day is above 12
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Lt. Columbo meets the Batman
August 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Lt. Columbo meets the Batman
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‘Berta friends: don’t forget that today’s the day you can pre-order your COVID vaccine. bookvaccine.alberta.ca/vaccine/s/pr...
August 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
‘Berta friends: don’t forget that today’s the day you can pre-order your COVID vaccine. bookvaccine.alberta.ca/vaccine/s/pr...
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New Yorker cover, “Bodega Cat,” by R. Kikuo Johnson.
August 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
New Yorker cover, “Bodega Cat,” by R. Kikuo Johnson.
The people demand the reinstatement of Felis.
Did you know there was once a domestic cat constellation? 'Felis' was created by French astronomer Joseph Jérôme Lefrançois de Lalande in 1799, but the International Astronomical Union dumped Felis when they created their official constellation boundaries in 1930. www.ianridpath.com/startales/fe...
July 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The people demand the reinstatement of Felis.
Today’s lunch: bread and butter, blackberries, tea. I’ve become a Beatrix Potter character.
July 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Today’s lunch: bread and butter, blackberries, tea. I’ve become a Beatrix Potter character.
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Oh no. Tom Lehrer gone. At his great age, it’s not a tragedy, I know, but it just does feel bad not having his genius in the world.
July 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh no. Tom Lehrer gone. At his great age, it’s not a tragedy, I know, but it just does feel bad not having his genius in the world.
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp: The armistice scene. Like the rest of the film, superbly written and acted. Unlike the rest of the film, filmed on the most distractingly obvious soundstage you’ve ever seen and looks like an episode of Star Trek where they time travel to WWI.
July 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp: The armistice scene. Like the rest of the film, superbly written and acted. Unlike the rest of the film, filmed on the most distractingly obvious soundstage you’ve ever seen and looks like an episode of Star Trek where they time travel to WWI.
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Doing my bit to help.
July 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Doing my bit to help.
Starting to suspect that Apple Music’s Classic Rock station is really just the same Cars album on perpetual repeat.
July 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Starting to suspect that Apple Music’s Classic Rock station is really just the same Cars album on perpetual repeat.
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