Patrick Campbell
pwilldotorg.bsky.social
Patrick Campbell
@pwilldotorg.bsky.social
I used to believe a lot of irrational things, but I’ve been trying to cut down.
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Me: You can't block the bedroom door from the inside, I might need to get in here in a hurry.
4yo: why would you need to get in here in a hurry?
Me: I don't know yet, but you guys are innovators.

#dadlife
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The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
“If the bar ain’t bendin’, you’re just pretendin’,”
olivia reeves now has a 500# back squat. does the bar bend like that when it’s on your back? no it does not
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When I was in the car business we talked about “convertible people” “stick shift people” “Jeep people” etc. —People who put up with the inconvenience of their choice 90% of the time for the shining 10% when it’s the best choice.

They’re great. I sold a Mustang convertible in an ice storm to one.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I wanted one of these based on the review by @vicmsong.bsky.social. Past tense.

Maybe it’s my industry (SaMD) but failing to plan for “no internet,” is a metaphorical brown m&m. It reveals a lack of attention to detail that makes me question the rest of their safety/security architecture.
Eight Sleep owners were shocked to find they could not adjust their beds using the app when AWS was down. The company has now put out an update that uses Bluetooth so beds won't be stuck in an upright position because you were reading in bed whenever there's an AWS outage.

Welcome to the future.
Eight Sleep adds ‘outage mode’ to smart beds after AWS problems left them frozen
Eight Sleep became No Sleep
www.theverge.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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New work on school cell phone bans just dropped.

"Bans...led to a[n] ... increase in student suspensions in the short-term ... but disciplinary actions began to dissipate after the first year."

"We find significant improvements in student test scores in the second year of the ban."
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@swiftonsecurity.com what are we going to do now?!
USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown https://theonion.com/usda-deactivates-nations-corn-during-government-shutdown/
October 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Honestly, kind of exciting for those of us whose spouses required relocation from NC to TN.
Nothing says "Country Music Capital" like miso cod bb

*NOBU HOSPITALITY TO OPEN HOTEL AND RESTAURANT IN NASHVILLE, TN
October 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Nothing says "Country Music Capital" like miso cod bb

*NOBU HOSPITALITY TO OPEN HOTEL AND RESTAURANT IN NASHVILLE, TN
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Canceling ESPN if they don’t add this to the ‘26 X Games.
My MIL grew up on a sheep farm, so I am doing some Extreme Grass Touching today at the National Sheepdog Finals in farrrrr northeastern California.
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Tom Clancy would have been just an incredible poster. He'd have 500k followers and a name like "TomCatOSINT" or something. He'd have 100 tweet threads on Russian carrier tactics that end with recommendations on the best places in the Barents to place tactical nuclear mines.
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Inside each regional Fed President there are two wolves

*FED'S HAMMACK SAYS INFLATION TOO HIGH, TREND IN WRONG DIRECTION

*HAMMACK: SEEING EMERGING SIGNS OF FRAGILITY IN LABOR MARKET
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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my friend's pregnant wife is now treating her headache with seed oils
September 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Good name alert
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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1. Bluesky doesn’t downrank links
2. You can choose your own algorithm from among thousands
3. The whole app is open source

This keeps it a free and open platform by design, leading to better click-throughs and traffic to your site.

We 💙 the open web.
September 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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🔀 Texas Switch Alert 🔀

"Sneakers" (1992)
September 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Someone at Ford has an amazing sense of humor. Is it @jimfarley.bsky.social? We know he loves vans.

electrek.co/2025/08/21/f...
Ford cracks Corvette ZR1 'Ring record – with an electric van *
Just days after GM beat the Ford Mustang GTD's Nürburgring track record with their Corvette ZR1 and ZR1X, took it back. With a van. (sorta)
electrek.co
September 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
September 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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hey bud... nobody else is gonna tell you this but... your messy place is the sum total of your decisions to put things down in incorrect locations
September 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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“Florida is the first state to take the courageous step toward decluttering itself of excess children, but under the inexpert guidance of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., other states may follow.”
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
www.theatlantic.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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About this Florida vaccine story:

When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough.

We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated.

“Oh, they’d have died.”
September 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
In a boost to $MCD, the U.S. will replace all social safety net programs with UBQ: Universal Basic Quarter Pounders
What is Trump’s announcement? Wrong answers only.
*TRUMP TO MAKE ANNOUNCEMENT 2:00 PM ET TUESDAY: WHITE HOUSE
September 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM